Laughing On The Sidelines

On this week's episode, you finally get to meet Scotty's wife, and Scotty had a rough weekend. A California girlfriend kind of got away with murder, and Detroit may have lost, but the future is very bright. Have you ever made a homemade "fun time" video, and how long do you listen to a door-to-door salesperson? What is the dumbest way you have hurt yourself, and what is a rejecte...

On this week's episode, Derek does the same thing as JP, and Scotty survives his flights to Florida. The NFL playoffs are down the last 4 teams, and most people are rooting for Detroit. Have you ever been hit in the nuts so hard that you threw up, and how old is too old to participate in a mosh pit? How would you want your cohosts to die, and what are some rejected songs to be played during se...

On this week's episode, Scotty is dreading a flight to Florida, and Jeremy still does not want to be here. Do not tell us what happened in the NFL playoffs, because we have no idea. Have you ever need help taking a pee, and how many times does it take to drive somewhere before you stop using GPS? What is a ridiculous reason someone gives when they do not want to have sex, and what is the worst...

On this week's episode, the OG's are back for the 5th year anniversary of the podcast. The NFL Playoffs are kicking off, and kids in Africa are going to appreciate some Washington National Champions t-shirts. Have you ever farted and blamed it on the dog, and how much do you like freshly grated cheese from Olive Garden? What noises would you leas expect from a porta-potty, and what histori...

On this week's episode, Scotty has won the Fantasy Football Championship for the fourth consecutive year (kinda), and Derek gets 4XL pajamas. Joe Flacco can still play football, and the Detroit Lions got hosed against Dallas. Have you ever injured yourself while doing something stupid, and how many times can you blackout in a bar before you get banned? What do you predict will happen in 2024,...

On this week's episode, Scotty heads to western Kansas, and Steve is annoyed by his in-law at Christmas dinner. The Lions are finally the Kings of the North, and Joe Flacco is only 38. The Chiefs blow it against the Raiders, and Jack Jones has created a Raider hater for life. Have you ever pranked someone so badly the called the cops, and when are you going to bed on New Year's Eve? What a...

On this week's episode, Scotty and Steve are feeling festive, but Derek doesn't want to play along. Arthur Smith is the worst fantasy football coach ever, and UFC 296 gets crazy outside of the ring. Have you ever vindictively peed on something, and How many inflatable Christmas decorations are too many? What would you give the kids on the Naughty list if you were Santa, and what animals wo...

On this week's episode, Scotty gets locked and loaded for a recon mission, and Mike releases his comedy special. The LA Dodgers may have created a Dynasty, and Patrick Mahomes throws a tantrum for not getting a call for a change. Have you ever farted during sex, and how many coupons are too many coupons for a busy shopping line? Where are the worst places to see a streaker, and what are some r...

On this week's episode, thank you all for your Spotify Wrap messages, and Derek returns as the two-time champ! Florida State may have gotten robbed, and the Chiefs lose even when Swift shows up. Do you do the sniff test before doing the dirty, and have you ever forgot to buy your significant other a Christmas gift? What do you consider as cheating, and what is a name for a special needs music...

On this week's episode, JP has purchase another bowling ball, and Wichita got enough snow for Scotty to snowboard down a small hill. Jared "Gawful" makes an appearance on Thanksgiving, and Philadelphia fans are ruthless when they are young. Matt Rife pisses off all of the offended people, and a 6 year-old gets smeared for painting his face with team colors. Have you ever drank so muc...

On this week’s episode, Steve Peters has not been back to his therapist, Mike hosted a comedy competition, and Scotty has his snowboard. The Pittsburgh Steelers finally fire Matt Canada, and the Chiefs don’t get any assistance from the officials on Monday Night Football. Have you ever stepped into the shower with clothes still on, and how big can a girl be and still be allowed to wear yoga paints?...

On this week’s episode, Jeremy Joseph’s Christmas decoration woes continue, and Scotty’s snowboard is coming. Could a high school state champion mens basketball team beat the WNBA champs, and do we know God exhists because Megan Rapinoe tore her achilles 6 minutes into her final game? Have you ever sped home to avoid pooping your pants, and how far is too far to drive for a “one-night stand?” How...

On this week's episode, Steve Peters still has a gambling problem, and Scotty is an emo kid at heart. The Texas Rangers win their first World Series, and a girl in Amsterdam gets a glory hole surprise. Never have ever taken a picture of my poop, and how high is too high? What's an odd thing to have a buy one get one free sticker, and what do you think a smoke alarm should sound like? What...

On this week’s episode, Jeremy Joseph returns and high school pictures are embarrassing. Halloween is upon us, and JP brings a costume. Denny’s would be an awesome place to have a concert, and if you don't like Dan Campbell, something is wrong with you. Are one night stands overrated or underrated, and is any food shaped like a dinosaur good? How cold does it have to be before you can turn on...

On this week’s episode, Scotty hates Halloween, and Derek is not Irish. The World Series is going to be great because the Astros aren't in it, and employees catch a theif using a forklift. is the metric system overrated or underrated, and who should not be allowed to use mobility scooters at Wal Mart? What Halloween costume will get you called into the HR office at work, and what do women hate...

On this week's episode, JP can't put together furniture and Scotty had a birthday. Coach Prime blows a 29 point lead at halftime, and kids should sit in their seats in a movie theater even if it's a movie about Taylor Swift's concert tour. Are women with 3 boobs overrated or underrated, and how soon is too soon to make a joke about a tragedy? What's a rejected name for a lesbia...

On this week’s episode, Steve Peters is back, and it sounds more and more like there will be a Laughing On The Sidelines Live 2. Miami has massive coaching blunder that leads to a loss to Georgia Tech, and the officiating is pretty sus in another Chief’s game. Is obnoxiously loud sex overrated or underrated, and how much hair is too hairy when it comes to a woman’s sex appeal? What should a gyneco...

On this week’s episode, a fan had a “hunting” koozie made, and there may end up being another LIVE show. Angel Hernandez still sucks as an umpire, and we all need to band together and root against the Kansas City Chiefs so every cutaway shit from the game is not Taylor Swift in her private box. Are cults overrated or underrated, and how much is too much to pay for a concert ticket? How old does a...

On this week’s episode, Derek is finally back bring us all down, and kids running in a mirror maze is hilarious. Coach Prime gets wrecked in Eugene, Oregon, and football fans are going to be annoyed will all of the “swifts” watching Kansas City games for the rest of the season. Is crowd work overrated or underrated as a stand up comedian, and how many times can someone fart in public before you sa...

On this week’s episode, Steve Peters is back, and JP gets noticed in public. Coach Prime gets it done against Colorado State, and Travis Kielce may be dating Taylor Swift. Monday Night Football is stupid right now, and Nick Chubb’s leg is going the wrong way. Are Catholic Church tickle parties overrated or underrated, and would you get more action if you were frozen in carbonite? How much plastic...

On this week's episode, being a Detroit Lions fan in Kansas is tough, and Mike almost loses his keys. Texas beats down Alabama in Tuscaloosa, and the Aaron Rodgers era in New York barely even got started. Are Yelp! reviews overrated or underrated, and what is the age you need to stop asking your parents for money? What's a dating website for people who were adopted, and what are the best v...

On this week's episode, the prodigy got noticed in public, and JEREMY JOSEPH is back!!! Tomorrow is the beginning of actual football, and College football started with Prime Time. Is surprise sex overrated or underrated, and what is the maximum amount of effort you should give in a coed, charity softball game? What animals have the best sense of humor, and what cartoon character would be a ter...

On this week’s episode, Scotty goes to a ridiculously fancy restaurant, and helps JP come out on top after his car accident. Fantasy football is kicking off, and the San Francisco 49ers blew it with Trey Lance. Are 72 virgins overrated or underrated, and what is the maximum amount of firearms one person can own before you start becoming uncomfortable around them? What conspiracy theory does a pers...

On This week's episode, it's Scotty's wife has a birthday, and Mike has a release date for his special. A Brawl breaks out at a 49ers preseason game, and will the Washington Redskins return? Is rock, paper, scissors overrated or underrated, would Derek look great dancing on a pole? What is the maximum age a person should be allowed to drive a car, and how can you trigger a fanbase with...

On this week’s episode, "Suits" is a good show and Scotty has a wonderfull time without his wife. OJ Simpson chimes in on a light prison sentence, and “The Blind Side” was all a lie! Is the metric System overrated or underrated, and what would you consider is too high of a body count? What sport would be improved if all players had stilts, and what are some rejected scenarios from the ga...