Laughing On The Sidelines

This week, the guys discuss merchandise coming soon, and kidney stones. Yes, you read that correctly. The MLB playoff picture is getting clearer and the LA Dodgers seem to be the favorites. 2020 still sucks as so many NFL superstars get injured during week 2, and the damn Atlanta Falcons don't know the onside kick rules. What are the biggest upsets of all time and what movies would be greatly impr...

This week's episode, Scotty shaves his head for a good cause (@team_jocelyn), and Jeremy gets into a fight at Lowe's! Brewer's pitcher Brent Suter falls off of the mound while pitching, and Kansas University bars fans from going to the football game (like they really had to). Now, we can finally say it: "FOOTBALL IS BACK, BABY!" Week 1 had some pleasant surprises, and imagine if volleyball players...

This week, Fantasy Football is back, and the draft was extremely anti-climactic. Nick Foles will not be the starting quarterback for the Chicago Bears, Leonard Fournette goes to Tampa Bay, and Von Miller may be out for the season! The Yankees and Red Sox both are playing terrible baseball, and listeners make some awesome comments telling Scotty that he sucks! Finally, we draft the worst sports uni...

This week "Jabroni" becomes a word in the dictionary, a digital fan flashes her boobs during an NBA game, and a cardboard cut-out falls off the "Green Monster!" We are just over a week away from the NFL season, and Carson Went is already hurt! The guys read more "Comments & Questions" from listeners, and debate if would rather poop their pants on purpose or "b**ch-slap" the bride's mom to get...

This week, the NBA Playoffs continue and no one important cares until the NBA Finals. Trevor Bauer taunts Carlos Correa with his "Free Joe Kelly" cleats, and Zach Greinke throws an "Ephus Pitch." The guys reveal some listener comments and answer some listener questions, like which sport would be best with all midgets? And. finally, would you rather Death Dive or Ski Jump? Enjoy another episode, an...

This week, the guys make jokes about Scotty's weekend, discuss Fernando Tatis Jr. hitting a bomb with a huge lead, and The NBA Playoffs are finally here! What sport would you like to watch a meth head play, and what sport would be better with trampolines? Finally, "Battle Royale with Sports Equipment," and flying midgets. Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing assholes!

Scotty can't hit a tee shot passed the ladies' tees and has to drop his pants for the next shot. The Braves troll Reese McGuire by playing "Beat It" and Oakland's Ramon Laureano charges the Houston Astros' dugout after getting beaned. What are some of the most ridiculous injuries in sports, and what are some of the biggest sports blunders of all-time. Enjoy another episode, and keep on laughing, a...

This week, the guys talk about Joe Kelly getting suspended after mocking Carlos Correa, Nolan Ryan and Robbin Ventura fought on the mound 27 years ago, and apparently the guys have been noticed on TikTok. We have extra-innings with runners on second, and now we are being sponsored by a drunk pack of cigarettes. Jeremy honks at golfers and who else gets pissed getting stuck behind a 5-some of senio...

This week, Derek, Jeremy, and Scotty celebrate the beginning of the 2020 baseball season, even though it probably won't last long after 14 members of the Miami Marlins test positive for COVID-19. They discuss the pitiful "first pitch" of the 2020 season by Anthony Fauci, and many other terrible "first pitches" of all time. Patrick Mahomes owns part of the Kansas City Royals, Mike Tyson is going to...

The Major League Baseball season is days away, and 3 Houston Astros have already been hit during exhibition games. Alyssa Nakken is the first woman to coach on the field at the Major League level, and Rey Mysterio Jr. allegedly lost his eye. Tyreek Hill smokes Terrell Owens in a race, and the Washington "Whatevers" have other sh*t to talk about and it has nothing to do with the new name. What spor...

The Washington Redskins organization announce they are changing their name, and some dude made the best investment by buying all of the options they would choose. Lamar Jackson is going to be on the cover of Madden 21, and the curse may have been broken with Patrick Mahomes. Tyreek Hill gets "Mossed", and Bruce Smith thinks having a "penis-hand" would be a good idea. We draft the most hated athlet...

Derek and Jeremy performed stand up comedy again over the weekend, and Scotty watched "Boyz N The Hood" for the very first time. Joey Chestnut eats 75 hotdogs in 10 minutes, and we recap "Bobby Bonilla Day." Patrick Mahomes gets the largest sports contract of all-time, and Day Prescott is jealous. If you had to eat something in an eating competition, what food would you choose? Deviled eggs smell...

Derek calls in because of hangover symptoms this week, so the guys have the very loud and obnoxious host of The Esteban Show, Steve Peters. Cam Newton is going to be a Patriot and Bill Belichick may not allow him to dress like a 65 year-old woman. American Gladiators was an awesome show back in the 90's, and what would your dream date be with your favorite female athlete? Lastly, draft your top 5...

Major League Baseball is back baby! The guys discuss the news of Major League Baseball announcing a shortened season, and The Astros are still going to get fed "chin music." Dak Prescott gets franchise tagged, and it may not be a bad thing if you hate the Dallas Cowboys. There is another draft consisting of favorite sports movie characters, and have you ever accidentally taken a drink from a spitt...

This week, Tom Brady gets photographed wearing a Bucs jersey for the first time and sports media is going crazy over it. Believe it or not, if you have photoshopping capabilities, you would have seen it months ago. The guys pick their top 5 quarterbacks for the upcoming NFL season, if it actually happens, and steroids may have played a part in the 1998 "Home Run Race" between Mark McGwire and Samm...

This week's episode, the guys review more TikTok comments from new followers and Scotty gets a special message from Hall of Famer, Ozzie Smith! The UFC is fighting on an island, and we really don't like to watch soccer. Mike Tyson is going back to wrestling, and we draft the Best WWE WCW Entrances of all time. Enjoy another episode and keep laughing assholes!

This week, we have more funny mascots suggested by fans and will we have a baseball season this year? Not only that, will we have the NFL season start on time? What are some things you would rather do than watch a NASCAR race? Joggling is really a sport and which NFL players would you start, sit, trade, and cut? Would you rather get slapped in a Russian Slap competition or wear a huge penis costum...

This week Scotty, Derek, and Jeremy recap the hilarious school team names from the previous episode, and share some team names suggested from @laughingonthesidelines TikTok followers, Mike Tyson may kill someone if he fight in the Bare Knuckle Fighting Championship, and Peyton Manning roasts Tom Brady during the Champions for Charity Golf Tournament, and many NBA players are pissed over the portra...

Scotty and Jeremy discuss "Facebook fights," "One Day With A Legend" draft results, and top tier quarterbacks. "The Last Dance" comes to an end, and now ESPN is  out of material to put on the air again. Mike Tyson starts training again, and he still looks scary. A priest shoots holy water from a squirt gun, and baseball superstitions are hilarious. Take your pick in another draft with "Hilari...

The guys get together on this episode and discuss the current situation with the MLB having a shortened season, and the UFC have had a successful PPV. After reviewing the latest on the ESPN documentary of "The Last Dance," Michael Jordan was an asshole, but he's definitely a bad ass.  This week's draft, who would you want to spend an entire day with? Also, would you want to wrestle an alligat...

This week, a video on TikTok of a pitcher picking off a baserunner at 2nd has gone viral. We just so happen to know the guy. We have Austin Eggleston on the show talking about one of the best pickoff moves of all time. We re-vist the term "Fisted on a Fastball," and we have another draft. Who would you pick as the best MLB hitters of all time? Enjoy another episode and keep laughing assholes!

This week Scotty and Jeremy interview the VP of the Wichita Wind Surge AAA baseball team, Bob Moulette, on the current status of the MLB during the COVID-19 pandemic. Are we going to have a baseball season? And if so, when will it start? Bob breaks down the current situation and aspirations of the 2020 Minor and Major League Baseball seasons. Bob also participates in the weekly draft of our top 5...

Even though all sports are basically in their off-season, the LOTS crew still find things to laugh about. Jeremy likes to "Spartain-kick" horses off of cliffs, and Derek likes robbing banks. The first 2 episodes of ESPN's "The Last Dance" has started, and that sparks a draft of the "starting 5" of NBA basketball players. Not to mention, how many Chicago Bulls players who were an NBA champion? And...

The Wichita Wind Surge would have had "Opening Day" on the day of this episode, but the MLB might still have a season! Josè Canseco is tweeting out that A-Rod is cheating on Jennifer Lopez, and Disney closed down the UFC (even if they had a private island!) Plus, who would you pick, Stone Cold, Sting, Andre? We have a draft of WWE &WCW wrestlers that we would pick to start our new faction. Thr...

Dana White is getting an island for UFC fights, and Major League Baseball might start in may? Cam Newton and Jameis Winston still have no idea where they are going, and Derek gives his opinion on Nick Foles going to the Bears. Gronk wins the 24/7 title in an empty Wrestlemania arena, and we have no idea what that title entails (it was probably scripted.) We have more movie and tv show reviews, and...