Chris and Paula

Laugh at Chris and Paula

Kids EN ↓ 71 episodes

A husband and wife talk about family and pop culture. What’s the meaning of “family”? How do you even spell it? Is it wrong we watch more cartoons than our kids? Why do we put out feeders for birds but not squirrels (not even Flying Squirrels?) Do we watch mobster movies just for the murders? Do people really need a rhyme to remember how many days are in a month? Is Whomping Willow in Lord of the Rings or Harry Potter? Oh, and why did our ceiling collapse? Plus, Life Hacks, Southern Paula, Pappy the C-PAP Machine, Top 10 Lists, Painful Memories, Future News & More.

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Chris and Paula

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Kids

Latest episode

Jun 28, 2026

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Episodes

1 Mask, 2 Mask, Red Mask, Monkey Mask 25.10.2024

Send us Fan Mail * Halloween costumes today and yesterday and apes.  * Lasers on your face: Do LED red lights work? * The internet ruined this native tribe. Or DID it?  SPONSOR: (YOUR AD HERE)

Ending Endless Shrimp 13.10.2024

Send us Fan Mail *Red Lobster is STILL AROUND, just please stop eating all their shrimp.  *Bugs Bunny is 84 and still funnier than any other mammal.  *80s vs 90s TV Theme Song Death Match  SPONSOR Vote NO on Prop 4: BIG BUSINESS wants you to vote YES on Proposition 4 to change the name of Pennsylvania to “West New Jersey.” Why? THEY make money on new signs, while FAMILES have to spend THEIR hard-e...

Credit Freeze Pops 24.09.2024

Send us Fan Mail *FREEZE! Your credit rating already.  *Gen Z says: Mom, come to my stupid job interview thing.  *RIP Oldest Person in the World (And can we really live to 20,000?) *What’s your earworm today?  SPONSOR  The American Association of Right-Handed Americans Approximately 16% of Americans have very poor credit. Nearly 25% have athlete’s foot fungus. And 90% of both are right-handed. The...

Scents & Sensibilities 09.09.2024

Send us Fan Mail Our Son Leaves Us, Says It’s to “Go to College” AI: Scarlett Johansson & Al Michaels an Item (of Interest?) Air Fresheners - Delightful or Disgusting? SPONSOR : Pickipedia, where you can make new facts to fit your worldview. Penguins fly and your opinion soars at Pickipedia. 

Where Have all the Matchmakers Gone? 13.08.2024

Send us Fan Mail * How Do Couples Meet Today? What Are the Dealbreakers? * The Dark Moon Landing Speech You Never Heard * Remembering Bob Newhart Would Go Something Like This * Corrections and Pre-Mistakes  SPONSOR: QuickCart Grocery Delivery, we throw away the vegetables for you.

Ear Worm Removal 22.07.2024

Send us Fan Mail What makes an ear worm song and how do we destroy them? How to handle pushy salesmen. Game Time: Guess the song based on one word. (Featuring a special guest!) SPONSOR: Superman vs Batman vs Spider-Man vs The Hulk vs Captain America vs Ant Man vs Shazam vs. Wonder Woman vs. Iron Man vs. Godzilla: The Movie

Space Monkey Mafia 01.07.2024

Send us Fan Mail * How to Fake Working at Home (and Get Caught) * Every “We Didn’t Start the Fire” Reference Explained * The Paula Pop Trivia Game  SPONSOR  Our friends at the Starlite Online Casino. Download the Starlite Casino App, and get in on the action! Gambling problem? Call 1-800-GAMBLER. Don’t think you have a problem? Why else would you want an app to help you gamble faster? I mean, real...

Water Pik Addict 20.06.2024

Send us Fan Mail Love & Water Pik Retailers Hate That You Buy Things on Your Laptop Happy Father’s Day, You Dummy FLASHBACK: Battle of the Network Stars SPONSOR The Do It Yourself Job Site We don’t mean “how to find workers yourself.” We mean: How about you just Do The Work Yourself ?

All Magicians are Liars 07.06.2024

Send us Fan Mail Update: Really, how much do you need to rinse your dishes before you put them in the dishwasher? Really. * Out at the Japanese restaurant * Book Recommendations that Horribly Mislead * All Magicians Lie And That's The Agreement) SPONSOR: The Difference Between Ferrets & Weasels Podcast Think there’s no difference between ferrets and weasels? Brothers Tim and Jason Stallin...

Say Cheese and Frozen Peas 23.05.2024

Send us Fan Mail Can You Take Our Photo? News Feed Feeding Frenzy Orson Welles and Frozen Peas SPONSOR Today’s episode is sponsored by Roger Merkadeegian Enterprises. If you’re already a client of Roger Merkadeegian Enterprises, Thank you for your patronage. If you’re not a client, find out what Roger Merkadeegian Enterprises can do for you.  

Bad Pick-Up Lines 30.04.2024

Send us Fan Mail Purple guns and other Parents Picking Up Kids stories.  Let’s look at 1970s Consumer Recalls.  Trivia and trivia about the history of trivia.  Remembering Joe Flaherty SPONSOR: Artificial Intelligence

Duck, Duck Ooze 17.04.2024

Send us Fan Mail Chris & said Paula explore Speed Listening, Professional Tag and Dawn's Dirty Ducks aka "We know it's not real oil, but how do you make those "oily" baby duck ads? SPONSOR: Commonwealth Vehicle Auction - We seized vehicles from drug kingpins, mobsters and generally shady people and will sell them to you cheap. Don't worry, if these murderous thugs...

Separation of Sauce & Steak 03.04.2024

Send us Fan Mail “I like you” and other highly successful phrases.  How do you eat? Exploring key changes in songs. Some people and Paula don’t like’em.  March Madness (Formerly “February Freakout”)   SPONSOR: TryNex - If you experience bleeding on TryNex,  don’t tell anyone. 

Movie Stuff & Coffee Cups 13.03.2024

Send us Fan Mail ‘The Ghostbusters’ Confusion  Government Kill Switches? “The Big Movie Awards” from our two Oscars  SPONSOR: InTech Business Solutions is now Solutions Plus.  For years, InTech Business Solutions helped you solve all your inventory, IT and payroll problems. As Solutions Plus, we offer all that, plus we’ll help you fix your running toilet and repair your relationship with your step...

You Can Misquote Me On That 03.03.2024

Send us Fan Mail Awesome Quotes that are WRONG Job Interviews Gone WRONG Y’all, Youse, Yinz is Speaking RIGHT (Somewhere) Plus Chris scores some salad fixings on a street corner.  SPONSOR: Paying is easy with EZ Pay. Don’t worry about what you’re paying for. It’s EASY with EZ Pay!

Street Thug Barbie 19.02.2024

Send us Fan Mail * The Barbie movie, and Paula’s Barbie recollections and collections.  * Chris talks about “I Offer You Out” - When boys only had fist fights with friends.  * Muzak wasn’t what you think  * Name the 80s Movie Based On The Song SPONSOR  This Packet of Green Powder 

Driving Court & The Super Ball 07.02.2024

Send us Fan Mail Driving Court with Judges Chris & Paula Paula Describes a Car Crashing into Her Office Is “Rocket Money” for Real? The Big Super Ball Game  Can You Guess These Jingles? Will You be Our Valentine?  SPONSOR The Celery Sisters Podcast 

Junk Drawers & Time Machines 01.02.2024

Send us Fan Mail Junk Drawer Jollies Goodbye Shadow, a Good Boy Do Cats Only Meow at Humans? What Would You Tell Your Young Self? Washington Watch Corrections SPONSOR Our friends at the Starlight Casino App for Money Gambling

Smells Like Return Season 16.01.2024

Send us Fan Mail 2024 Predictions How Gift Returns Work Goofballs Announce Interior Design Trends President Tyler Was Born in 1790 and His Grandson is ALIVE IN 2024 SPONSOR Century Home Contractors: Go ahead and sue them. They’ve got plenty of insurance.

Season Wrap? 31.12.2023

Send us Fan Mail The furnace tried to kill us The New McDonald’s Christmas Merriment  “Name the Song, Already” Game SPONSOR: Visit North Dakota. Experience North Dakota, where buses regularly run to the awe-inspiring Mount Rushmore in nearby South Dakota.

Starving Sasquatch 12.12.2023

Send us Fan Mail Black Friday Day “It’s for you” - Landline Love Goodbye DVDs No One Wants to Hear About Our Dreams The Officeing Effect  Review: Suburban Sasquatch SPONSOR: Henley Precision Eyewear It’s all legit.  

Unfortunate Banana 20.11.2023

Send us Fan Mail * Save the Bananas * Fortune Cookies -What’s up with fortune cookies * Prisencolinensinaincusol (You know what that means.) * Something I just learned that others have known for a long time (SILTOHK-FALT)  SPONSOR Dragon Wars from GTE Games: Kings and princesses, heroes and villains, lovers and traitors, all of them are dragons.

‘Member That Show? 24.10.2023

Send us Fan Mail New B.I.N.D.E.R. ALERT: Paying for College Binder ‘Member That Show? Be That As It May Be That 70s v 80s Decade Death Match  SPONSOR: Annoyed Announcers

Sidewalk See Yas 03.10.2023

Send us Fan Mail Sidewalk Talk – How to End the Conversation Predictions in 1923 about life in 2023 Word, Outlook and The Color of Brands SPONSOR: Triple A and AARP have teamed up. We’re now AAA-AARP. Remember the name. AAA-AARP – It’s the NEW way for old folks to find a tow truck.  

Breaking Down Broken Commercial Breaks 19.09.2023

Send us Fan Mail * Cursing commercials. (Not at them,  in them.) * Reddit hates Jamie from Progressive. * What Happened to Car Washes? * Will anyone be our friends?  SPONSOR: Survey Monkey is now The Curious Beaver.    

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