Late To The Table

Ho ho ho howelcome!  To the last Late To The Table of 2021!  Does the 2004 Miyzaki film Howl's Moving Castle hold up to two sexy losers in 2021?  Or is the thin veneer of the main character's criminal actions wash away like so many tears in the rain?  HELL IF I KNOW DAWG! But you can find out…..now!

It's that time of year!  The crew of elves here at Late To The Table are watching your favorite holiday films!  Does the 1989 Christmas vacation hold up?  Do any John Hughes films really hold up?  Does Chevy Chase really hold up?  He looks terrible. 

Rich is getting married in real life!  Will this 1997 Julia Roberts vehicle inspire his love to great new heights?  Probably not.  She's like a sociopath here.  I mean jeez.  BUT DOES IT HOLD UP?  FIND OUT NOW YOU LOVELY BONES. 

In 1999 Brad Bird had one mission: make grown assed adults cry.  I'm proud to say here, 22 years later, he has succeeded.  Does the Iron Giant hold up?  Why are all movie parents bad parents?  Did Rich only want to watch this movie because it was brought up in Ted Lasso?  FIND OUT SOON YOU SWEET LITTLE NUGGETS.  

The guys finish their spooktacular on a high note! Mike and Rich check in to see if the 2014 film, It Follows, rocks it or sucks shit.  Topics include Dune and so so so much besitality.

BOOOOOOOOOO babies!  It's October and you know what that means!  It's time for another spooktacular!  Does the 2007 found footage film Paranormal Activity hold up?  You know what's not scary? The dope ass profit margins of this movie.  If we play our cards right we're gonna be rich!* *Home and garden podcast, Late To The Table declare bankruptcy later that day

We're looking to put together a crew with a very particular set of skills.  Skills to steal the jokes from 3 other movie podcasts owned by Andy Garcia.  Are you in or out?  Right now.  I need to know.  You're out?  You're wearing a wire? SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT…also does Oceans 11 hold up?  Find out babies!

The greatest trick the devil ever played on mankind was giving them nostalgic feelings about Jim Carey's The Mask.  Does it hold up?  Will Rich's suggestion of watching The Mask strain their friendship past the breaking point?  Are there wholly inappropriate Rodney King jokes in this movie? FIND OUT YOU BABY COWARDS.

The guys check out the first three episodes of the seminal anime, Cowboy Bebop.  Does it hold up to two handsome nerds in 2021?  Why erry'budy so hungry?  Is your dog and NFT?  Find out now!

Come original to episode 311 of Late To The Table!  Mike and Rich are super sleepy and lose their goddamn minds.  Topics include, deer, deer, and getting your balls ripped off.  Uh oh!

The gang watches a Tom Cruise movie that doesn't seem like it should be 20 fucking years old.  Holy shit.  Man.  Where did the time go?  We're all just dust in the wind brought to you by nokia and aquafina.

I don't think anyone reads these descriptions.  Sure.  I could talk about if the 1978 The Wiz holds up...ORRRR I could let you in on my dark secret.  For the past 5 years I've hidden clues in all of these episode descriptions as to the true identity of the golden state killer!  What?  He was caught?  Well.  Shit.  What have I been doing with my time then?

The guys watch the highly decorated, prestige film The French Connection to see if it holds up.  Tempers flare and nothing is as it seems when Mike forever ruins Rich's favorite fast food haven.  Who will survive the coming purge?  FIND OUT BABIES.

Well, well, well.  Look who showed back up.  You have a lot of nerve coming to this podcast feed.  Acting like you know something about nothing when you really know nothing about something!  You disgust me.  I bet you don't even know if the 2014 movie Kingsmen holds up!  Wait.  You do?  You're director Matthew Vaughn?  SHIT. Scatter!

The guys are uncharacteristically on track while watching the 1985 movie Clue.  Does it hold up or is it a mercenary cash grab?  Is it a piece of anti-capitalist film?  Is anyone going to help Tim Curry carry the weight of this dang thing?  FIND OUT YOU INFANTS. 

The gang continues "MAY I Watch Jack Black Movies? Month" with the 2008 animated film Kung Fu Panda.  Does this Dreamworks film reach for the stars or crash to earth among the slovenly lives of pathetic mortals?  FIND OUT NOW.

The Late to the Table crew check in on Richard Linklater's School of Rock and finally invent a new drinking game that will kill you.  Topics include the agility of Jack Black, dick rating services, and Andy Serkis being everywhere, even right behind you...RIGHT NOW!

The guys check out Denzel's electric performance in the 2001 classic, Training Day.  They discuss R2-D2, VR Fantasies, and Mike almost poops himself. You know, standard Late To The Table.

Hey sorry for the late upload but you know how life be.   On the heels of watching one the greatest films of all time, the Late To The Table crew watch one of the most fast and most furious movies in cinematic history.  Does it hold up?  Find out babies!

The boys give it all they've got and learn lessons about life, love, and becoming aroused by  the prospect of plane crashes.  Does the 1954 film Seven Samurai hold up in 2021?  FIND OUT NOW. 

Mike and Rich's friendship finally comes to the breaking point as they battle it out in episode 300 of America's number one home and garden podcast.  Does Akira Kurosawa's 1954 samurai epic stand the test of time?  How horny are ronin?  Ready to dunk on some famers?  LET'S GO BABIES. 

On the eve of their 300th episode the guys explore the themes, motifs, and grossness of David Fincher's Se7en.  How much do they talk about Sonic the Hedgehog?  MORE THAN YOU MIGHT THINK! GET INTO IT.

Logan may be running and may be a highly influential 1970s sci fi film, BUT DOES IT HOLD UP TO TWO RADICAL DUDES IN 2021?!

Logan may be running and may be a highly influential 1970s sci fi film, BUT DOES IT HOLD UP TO TWO RADICAL DUDES IN 2021?!

Does the 1986 Oliver Stone film hold up?  Vietnam may be hell but any movie with Keith David in it must be heaven!  Right?  Find out you cheese dicks!  (That's a reference...I didn't just lose my mind.