Late Night Drive with Ellie & Michaela

This week the girlies discuss how Controversy might just be the easiest capital a public figure can muster… Controversy on the internet may seem like a bad thing, but it has built billionaire careers and been the lifeblood of countless celebrities from the internet to the big screen. Of course sometimes… things go too far to come back from. This week’s Roadside Attraction is the Taylor/Joe *rumore...

This episode marks the start of our first two part series! This week Ellie & Michaela dive into the world of Celebrity Beauty Brands and investigate the recent boom in the industry. How profitable are the brands? How involved are the celebrities? Why do consumers love them so much? Featuring this week’s Roadside Attraction: Ranch Girl, and conversations about social anxiety, tornados, the lazy gir...

This episode gets into personal experiences of abortion, in stories graciously sent to us by listeners. Michaela also discusses her own abortion story & answers questions from the audience. This week we have implemented The Roadside Attraction, our person of the week to stop the car and point at. Get off your ass and talk about the Vagina Phrenology Lady. We also discuss Spring, Q2 goals, the vari...

Step on up boys and girls & grab your peanuts. This week Ellie & Michaela discuss the Circus, clowns, and P.T. Barnum as the WORST Showman on Earth. What happens when a clown and a fireman walk into a brothel? This episode is half chatty and half a spin around the circus ring. :) In an absolute SHOCK to us all… the history is darker than we remember. Early chats range from Sydney Sweeneycore to Do...

Ellie & Michaela are pulling into a rest stop to answer listener-submitted questions & gab about the ~journey~. Chatting about improving friendships, life after college, having KIDS?😳 and more… how much more? You’ll have to get in the van. We have candy!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

This week, the girlies chat about The History of Sanitation! They take a deep dive into the story of Ignaz Semmelweis, and how trying to get people to wash their hands wound him up in an asylum. Digressions include: the hallways of Versailles, the Community Sponges of Rome, the imminent reincarnation of the Wooly Mammoth, and the age old question: do white people know how to wash? SOURCES: 1. How...

From the ancient temples of Mesopotamia, to the streets of Rome, to the writings of Sigmund Freud and the American leather bars, BDSM has been a present yet ever-changing facet of sexuality and spiritualism. In this episode, Ellie & Michaela talk about the stories and psychology of Bondage, Dominance, Sadism and Masochism from the past to the present. Digressions include: The Ellussy Trials & Bein...

a BIG announcement!! welcome to LND-- phase two ;) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Hi sweetie pies!!!!!!! Big episode so make sure you listen to the end ;) We are talking: -me being forced to run -valentine's day pep talk!!!! -your worst valentine's days -"am I a pariah for sex on the second date?" voicemail -announcement!!! Love you!!!!!! See you next week!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Hi sweet potatoes! This week's episode is short and sweet as we prepare for a Big Change!!!! We're talking: -crotchless panties logistics? -deepfake/AI pornography -Am I The Asshole? -cognitive distortions And much more! Love you deeply, have the best week! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Hi sweet potatoes! Are you experiencing seasonal depression? Cool. Same. Today we're talkin: -the January blues -the 3 things method -cringy texters -turning f buddies into pals -slut shaming And so much more!! Love u, have the best week :) VOICEMAIL: 847-282-0462 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Hi cuties :) This week it's just me and you! We're covering: -Date updates (I lived, huge!) -Mantras for first dates -Fitness culture and dating apps -First world problems and therapy And probably more, I recorded at night so it feels like a phone call with my pals and I was very sleepy! Love you so much and hope it's the best week yet~ VOICEMAIL: 847-282-0462 Learn more about your ad choices. Vis...

Hi!!! I missed you guys!! Our first episode back is a fun one, I brought the groupchat girlies on to set the tone for a fun new year. We're discussing: -our delusional 2023 goals -describing our dream man (boils down to Is Nice To Me) -my near-death experience on NYE -why the girlies think I'm going to be murdered And so so so much more (we are chatty broads). Love you and next week will be a full...

Heyyyy kiddos! This week I've once again got my buddy Zach Schiffman with me to add a little spice, a little flair. We are chatting about: -company holiday party etiquette -company holiday party horror stories -is it fair to have a height preference when dating? -a voicemail that I can't spoil for you And so, so much more. Like, so much. Lots of tangents this time around. Love you very much cuties...

Hi cuties! This week we're chattin': -saturn's return and career scaries -the madonna/whore dichotomy -what my therapist said to me this week -are bad texters actually just shady? And much more! Love you, have the best week! xoxo VOICEMAIL: 847-282-0462 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Hiii besties! Hope you had the best thanksgiving, but apparently many of you did not. Today, we're doin' : -cursed thanksgiving tier list -casual dating etiquette -why the 'men r trash era' is important -is it ever worth reaching out to an ex-friend?? love you lots and lots!! have the best week, i'll catch ya next time :) VOICEMAIL: 847-282-0462 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoic...

Hello my friends! I am very sick so today's episode is short and sweet. However!! We are covering: -Holiday gift guides for the most niche people on your lists -How much enthusiasm should I put into the talking phase?? -How can I jump-start my post-breakup glow-up? Love u very much, have the best thanksgiving and I will see you next week :) VOICEMAIL: 847-282-0462 Learn more about your ad choices....

Hi sweet angels! This week my friend Dana (@danahasson) joins me to answer some fun voicemails. We're talkin': -my life backup plan -tarot cards-- I read Dana's future (am I magic??) -Dating in NYC -Help! Guys keep asking me for threesomes? -Help! We're relationship girles feeling stuck in college hookup culture -Help! I walked in on my boyfriend watching porn in the middle of the night?? And much...

Hello my sweet chickens. Today there's a lot to discuss (as usual) so let's get into it! We're chattin' : -What on earth is going on in the house of commons??? -Kanye and Elon -Help! I don't feel pretty :/ -Is this friendship worth saving? -Breakup script and people pleasing -Past trauma affecting current relationships -Am I being dramatic about my mental health? -Help! My friend is getting marrie...

Hi sweet friends! This week I have the incredibly intelligent and inspirational Haley Hoffman Smith (@haleyhoffmansmith on TikTok) joining me in the passenger seat and I know you guys are going to love her! We're talking: -multiverse theory? -manifesting -training your brain -help! one of my friends is constantly negative! -help! I'm jealous of my friend when we go out! -help! I feel self-consciou...

I have never in my LIFE yelled at a man like this!!! Oh besties, this is an EPISODE. I've got bad news and a whole lot to say about it. Luckily, I'm joined by hilarious and insightful friend of the show Zach Schiffman to get me through. There's a lot of swearing, a couple tears, some armchair psychology, and a story that might make you never, ever eat shrimp again. Then, we get into some breakup b...

Hello hello! Much to discuss today!! Including, but not limited to: -Productive wallowing -Drama Corner: Try Guys SNL skit -Sexting tips (not mine, yours, don't worry) -How to stop second-guessing yourself -Fall date ideas! And much more!! Love u very much, have a great week! VOICEMAIL: 847-282-0462 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Today's episode was genuinely a blast to record. On the agenda this week: -the Official Red Flag Tier List (link to make your own) -Moving in with your S.O. -Help! I am not being wooed! -Dressing like a 'grownup' and finding your personal style And so much more!! Love you guys have a great week :) VOICEMAIL: 847-282-0462 Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

What's up angels!! Every voicemail this week was simply chock-full of red flags. Like, I know it's cuffing szn, but I'm begging you to not settle for whatever is going on here!! Anyway, this week we're talking: -meeting your SO’s’ friends! tips, tricks, how to feel less nervous -why do I feel bad after having a casual hookup? -is dating someone with diff political beliefs a deal breaker? -how do y...

Hiii besties! Today we have the smart, hilarious, and talented Jarvis Johnson (@jarvis) joining us in the passenger seat! We're covering a lot, including (but not limited to) -Dying alone -"Help! My friends hung out with my ex behind my back!" -Finally, an answer to the Cage Match Animal problem -Awkward Celebrity Encounters -Getting started in content creation And much more!! Make sure you check...