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Stories this week include: Nuisance neighbour has drill and handmade signs confiscated. Accused shoplifter offers to show security guard his penis to prove his innocence Locals mourn the loss of Huw Davies and his memorial plaque. Tesco employee denies aiding and abetting notorious seagull. We do a quiz! Subscribe to Patreon for exclusive bonus episodes: https://www.patreon.com/LAPodcastExtra Webs...

Stories this week include: Jesus contemplates second coming to correct failed Georgia gubernatorial race candidate on several historical inaccuracies. President Biden ratifies right to engage grizzly bears in hand-to-hand combat. Man who spent life savings on becoming dog put up for adoption by wife. Sergeant Major soils lederhosen at Oktoberfest. We take a peek through the Overton Window... Subsc...

Stories this week include: Rishi Sunak unable to raise benefits payments as DWP typewriter runs out of ink. Kettering crematorium withdraws wedding venue option after service mix-up. Failed sniffer dog finally earns his keep. Irish barista hospitalised by brewing storm. We announce the latest addition to the LA Podcast team... Please note : We would like to apologise for the quality of Rob's audio...

Stories this week include: Batsh*t crazy woman marries cat.  One Show faces criticism after running lighthearted feature on nuclear apocalypse.  British public capitalises on opportunity to defaecate in areas of outstanding natural beauty again. Alan Cumming offers reward for locating chimpanzee co-star.  Nightjar makes a surprising return to the podcast... Subscribe to Patreon for exclusive bonus...

Stories this week include: Bus passengers fine with four-year-old buying slushie at 3am. 'Beloved' swan beheaded and dumped in sea. Missing cat found on Scottish oil rig. Guests admit that vomiting induced by marijuana-laced food was highlight of wedding. Shannon Matthews: The Musical , anyone...? Subscribe to Patreon for exclusive bonus episodes: https://www.patreon.com/LAPodcastExtra Website: ht...

Stories this week include: German man first to receive ninety-second Covid-19 vaccine booster. Cheating boyfriend concocts story about ghost texting girlfriend after accidentally messaging the wrong woman. Woman who eats Percy Pigs in the nude retires aged 30. Owner of world's largest potato suddenly finds discovery less a-peeling. "As you walk along through life, these s**tty sandwiches, someone...

Stories this week include: Lake District chip shop owner kindly offers to insert sausages up customers' back passages free of charge. Man baptised in flooded underpass. Mum fails to find man whose name is tattooed on arse. Customer has delightful picnic with crow in retail car park We witness the birth of Circadian Rhythms... Subscribe to Patreon for exclusive bonus episodes: https://www.patreon.c...

Stories this week include: Miserable old woman's fanboying of Vladimir Putin to continue until at least the year 5079. Florida man blames speeding ticket on the threat of nuclear apocalypse. National Welsh show cave bans all Putin sympathisers and oligarchs from attraction. Civil Aviation Authority denies reports of sausage suspended from UFO. Rob gives another astonishing POG update... Subscribe...

Stories this week include: Ukraine still safer than Birmingham says complete moron. Homeowner files completely legit insurance claim after shed fire. Burglar stages cheesy protest. Pensioner rescues headless sex doll. Rob finally completes his POG collection... Subscribe to Patreon for exclusive bonus episodes: https://www.patreon.com/LAPodcastExtra Website: http://www.lapodcast.net/ Facebook: htt...

Stories this week include: Duck heard using fowl language during mating ritual. Man attempts to prune rose bush with length of cured meat. Bin spotter insists hobby not 'weird'. Woman wins 'golden' potato in uninspired crisp competition. We mourn the loss of the humble landfill... Subscribe to Patreon for exclusive bonus episodes: https://www.patreon.com/LAPodcastExtra Website: http://www.lapodcas...

Stories this week include: The People's Republic of China's Lord of the Rings definitive edition sees Frodo finally punished for this crimes. Sinister clown painting appears in family's back garden. Busybody accused of defecating into bin bags at beautiful spot. Security company opts to double down on lazy stereotypes. Why not find out what would happen if your hometown was hit by a nuclear warhea...

Stories this week include: All meat diet leads to nipple clamps and growling in the bedroom claims polygamous sex doll frantic. RSPCA openly ridicule man who discovered 'snake' in sofa. Reveller hooks up with handrail on night out. Woman commits to routinely sh*tting herself during runs to achieve personal best. Alex plays a tribute to Meat Loaf. RIP. Subscribe to Patreon for exclusive bonus episo...

Stories this week include: Naïve customer shocked as infamous holiday camp stay turns into horror show. Woman stabs cousin over borrowed sex toy. Mysterious disappearance leaves town in mourning. We issue a public service announcement... Subscribe to Patreon for exclusive bonus episodes: https://www.patreon.com/LAPodcastExtra Website: http://www.lapodcast.net/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/LA...

Stories this week include: Sessional attraction brings all the misery of Christmas. Father claims Indian restaurant ruined Christmas dinner. Man throws faeces at step-father before smashing Audi TT with spanner. We discuss the lovechild of a phasianidae (thanks, Google) magnate... Subscribe to Patreon for exclusive bonus episodes: https://www.patreon.com/LAPodcastExtra Website: http://www.lapodcas...

Stories this week include: Bean-lover Captain Beany celebrates Christmas. Jesus / Spiderman found inside tangerine. Curtain falls on Croydon Cat Killer saga. Town enraged by beloved jacket potato stall threatened with closure. Wishing everyone a very happy Christmas! Keep safe! Subscribe to Patreon for exclusive bonus episodes: https://www.patreon.com/LAPodcastExtra Website: http://www.lapodcast.n...

Stories this week include: Gloucestershire man 'slipped' and 'fell' on WWII mortar. Woman breastfeeds hairless cat on domestic flight. Mobility scooter driver causes traffic jam in chippy stand-off. We learn about Alex's motoring skills... Subscribe to Patreon for exclusive bonus episodes: https://www.patreon.com/LAPodcastExtra Website: http://www.lapodcast.net/ Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/...

Stories this week include: Investigative journalism hits new low in Exeter. Big Bird unmasked as puppet of the state. Hired tank crashes into war memorial during Remembrance Sunday. Baffled resident spots moon-shaped UFO. We launch our new feature 'Rob's Underground Movements'... Subscribe to Patreon for exclusive bonus episodes: https://www.patreon.com/LAPodcastExtra Website: http://www.lapodcast...

Stories this week include: President Joe Biden caught on camera by large naked Scottish man. Fan collecting single chip from every Wetherspoons pub in UK. Former socialite finds prison conditions challenging. Bakery forced to close over illegal sprinkles. We address the penguin in the room... Subscribe to Patreon for exclusive bonus episodes: https://www.patreon.com/LAPodcastExtra Website: http://...

Stories this week include: Latest YouGov survey finds 3% of Americans are attention-seeking liars. Woman who breastfeeds boyfriend during foreplay states 'it's not weird'. Driver stopped by police for hold instrument with both hands. Draconian school dress code finally updated to allow for Satanists.  We read some legally problematic fan fiction... Subscribe to Patreon for exclusive bonus episodes...

Stories this week include: Screenplay for 'Mutiny on the 14.19 to London Paddington' fails to secure backers. Clown shortage in Northern Ireland no laughing matter. Family spends delightful break in the picturesque London Borough of Hillingdon. Vigilante unleashes one man war against the grey peril. Alex starts to lose the musical plot... Subscribe to Patreon for exclusive bonus episodes: https://...

Stories this week include: Journalist Phil McCann fails to heed own advice. Police have plenty to go on after arresting toilet-tossing vandal in possession of second offending item. Horse f*cker escapes prison for an hour. Rumours of poison snakes at train station sparks litany of bad 'Snake on a Plane' memes. The purple rod is still AWOL... Subscribe to Patreon for exclusive bonus episodes: https...

To celebrate International Podcast Day, we're delighted to bring you the first episode from our #Patreon exclusive series - LAPodcast: An Extra Jab! Stories this week include:  Big bird costume stolen by enigmatic duo The 'Terminator Armageddon' breakfast is unleased on Doncaster Man throws alligator onto roof Candle thief turns to bear repellent to aid getaway Subscribe to Patreon for exclusive b...

Stories this week include: The Chancellor of the Duchy of Lancaster goes to a disco. Scientists discover hotdogs unhealthy. Child freed from pressure cooker hat. Silent messianic figure appears to traffic in Swansea. The purple rod goes missing... Subscribe to Patreon for exclusive bonus episodes: https://www.patreon.com/LAPodcastExtra Website: http://www.lapodcast.net/ Facebook: https://www.faceb...

Stories this week include: Snail mail takes on new meaning. Storming of Edinburgh Castle ends abruptly after outbreak of stupidity. Woman misses out on luxurious free electricity after leaving Pontins in tears. Norwich City Council appears to endorse illicit Japanese restaurant. Alex threatens to record new album... Subscribe to Patreon for exclusive bonus epsiodes: https://www.patreon.com/LAPodca...

Local Anaesthetic Podcast (otherwise known as LAPodcast) has been running since 2012, covering weird, strange and funny local news stories from around the world, including listener submitted contributions.   For the first time we are offering listeners the chance to show their support and receive exclusive 'LAPodcast: An Extra Jab' bonus episodes via Patreon! Visit: https://www.patreon.com/lapodca...