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Stories this week include: Man performs sex act over captive seagull. Attempted robbery thwarted by brutal shunning. Cougar survives stoning by pensioner. Restaurant hires fake police detective to investigate employees. Alex's deep fakes continue... Website:  http://www.lapodcast.net/ Facebook:  https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/ Twitter: @LAPodcast

Stories this week include: Cardiff resident foots tax bill for 11,000 Chinese firms. Face of our Lord and Saviour spotted in gravy boot. Austrian train has Hitler-related technical issue. Melbourne commuters find legitimate excuse to buy sex dolls.  We issue an apology to the People's Republic of China... Website:  http://www.lapodcast.net/ Facebook:  https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/ Twitter: @...

Stories this week include: Fast food employee arrested after losing bag of cocaine in customer's hotdog. Business owner pays local teenage to act as personal bird of prey. Substandard Cadbury's Flake causes embarrassment to ice cream professionals. Drunk driver claims dog was behind wheel after being stopped by police.  We suggest another idiotic, loss-making venture... Website:  http://www.lapodc...

Stories this week include: Woman finds novel way to promote OnlyFans account. Missing cat wanders into Animal Rescue Conference. Man drains entire reservoir to retrieve phone. Magical commands swimmers to collect rock from mystical island. We contemplate becoming citizens of Lamb Island... Website:  http://www.lapodcast.net/ Facebook:  https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/ Twitter: @LAPodcast

Stories this week include: Knife-wielding chef spits on Benedict Cumberbatch's intercom. Man robs bank with Nintendo Duck Hunt pistol. Town mourns beloved swan found eaten. Children scribble over 230-year-old statue during family activity day. Alex starts spreading misinformation again... Website:  http://www.lapodcast.net/ Facebook:  https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/ Twitter: @LAPodcast

Stories this week include: Penis-shaped iceberg seen floating past Dildo. Copious amounts of cooked pasta found in New Jersey woods. Court orders sperm donate to stop making 'deposits'. Man jailed for intentionally scaring neighbour's chickens to death.  We don't want your sperm but will take your cash... Website: http://www.lapodcast.net/ Facebook:  https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/ Twitter: @L...

Stories this week include: Police seize car containing baby lamb, £10,000 worth of Class A drugs and a bag of chips. Owner catches boy 'interfering' with family cat. Road closed due to large proportion of squashed toads. The Mirror Chicken meets the Blackpool Zoo seagull. Rob gives his top travel tips... Website: http://www.lapodcast.net/ Facebook:  https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/ Twitter: @LA...

Stories this week include: Onlookers unsurprised as drunk women perform sex acts outside Iceland. Blackpool Zoo looking to recruit team of human seagull deterrents. Unlucky Filipino man crucified for 34th time. Seagull dies after being pulled around Blackpool on leash. We ask whether you would contemplate crucifixion for your sins... Website: http://www.lapodcast.net/ Facebook:  https://www.facebo...

Stories this week include: Stolen giant spoon recovered thanks to Pokémon Go. Arrested parrot linked to drug dealer remains uncooperative. Ex-guardman falls foul of fake hitman job advert. MP revealed to have taxpayer funded smoking hut on roof of departmental office. Alex repeats another anecdote... Website: http://www.lapodcast.net/ Facebook:  https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/ Twitter: @LAPodc...

Stories this week include: Visitor wearing clown mask leaves suspicious substance at testing lab. Naked man driving stolen school bus with dead deer inside leads police on car chase. Late night game of Monopoly ends in Samurai sword fight. Village under siege from otter laying waste to prized fish.  We discuss our very own Banksy... Website: http://www.lapodcast.net/ Facebook:  https://www.faceboo...

Stories this week include: Work colleagues marry after Zoom pinning error. London restaurant refuses to be intimidated by rotten fish warning. Subway unveils frankly disgusting limited edition Creme Egg sandwich. Man charged following platypus theft.  The old podcast jingle is dead and buried... Website:  http://www.lapodcast.net/ Facebook:  https://www.facebook.com/LAPodcast/ Twitter: @LAPodcast

Stories this week include: Mum barred from buying 100 cucumbers after raising suspicions. Couple engage in intercourse after discovering sexy bollard. Penis festival distances itself from terrifying unofficial phallic mascot. Norwich resident house incorporating controversial B&B and clandestine Japanese restaurant denied planning permission. We discuss the perils of sending unsolicited dilos thro...

Stories this week include: Father attempts to rob own son in Glasgow. Man celebrates failed driving test by nearly hitting four pedestrians and performing doughnuts in car park. Manchester student club hires 'dwarf' actor as Leprechaun for St Patrick's Day event. French citizen pens article on the delights of Stroud. We discuss the mystery of the third Chuckle brother.... Subscribe to Patreon for...

Stories this week include: Henry VIII revealed as new Greggs mascot. Endless amateur rendition of Frozen classic ruins celebratory meal. 'Ghost soldier' filmed sitting on park bench. McDonald's targets grieving relatives after successful crematorium advertising campaign. Alex has been talking to handymen again... Subscribe to Patreon for exclusive bonus episodes:  https://www.patreon.com/LAPodcast...

Stories this week include: Man disguises himself as sheep to escape from prison. Winner of Mr Blobby costume auction immediately struck down with buyer's remorse. Cat decides to make tree permanent home after evading rescue attempts. Morecambe man reveals shocking evidence of alien settlement on the Moon. Rob makes up a joke... Subscribe to Patreon for exclusive bonus episodes:  https://www.patreo...

A sneak preview of what's coming on An Extra Jab 42: The Dubious Death of a Beloved Vulture. To hear the full episode and access the Extra Jab and Daft Talk back catalogues, subscribe to our Patreon at:  https://www.patreon.com/LAPodcastExtra

Stories this week include: Nursing home mistakenly declare woman dead. Doritos-eating monkey pervert found in empty church surrounded by cats and birds. Commuters stunned as bus driver stops mid-journey to buy plantain. Builder stumbles across haul of vintage Nesquik cans. We embrace the AI revolution (and take a few months off)... Subscribe to Patreon for exclusive bonus episodes:  https://www.pa...

A sneak preview of what's coming on An Extra Jab 41: The Life and Times of Cocknose. To hear the full episode and access the Extra Jab and Daft Talk back catalogues, subscribe to our Patreon at:  https://www.patreon.com/LAPodcastExtra

Stories this week include: 45% of UK adults cannot tell their arse from their elbow. Stranded sailor survives on ketchup, garlic powder and stock cubes. Drunk woman steals ferry whilst claiming to be Jack Sparrow. Aussie tradesman convinces fiancée to let him keep $3,000 sex dolls. We ask 'where do you keep your sock unit'...? Subscribe to Patreon for exclusive bonus episodes:  https://www.patreon...

A sneak preview of what's coming on An Extra Jab 40: A Door off Its Hinges and Two Confused Police Officers. To hear the full episode and access the Extra Jab and Daft Talk back catalogues, subscribe to our Patreon at:  https://www.patreon.com/LAPodcastExtra

Stories this week include: Complaints about horny chatbot app continue to rise. US Airport Security finds live cat curled up in suitcase. Bolivian state airline enlists psychic to find cat lost in transit. Man watches fortune go up in smoke. Alex falls victim to a scammer... Subscribe to Patreon for exclusive bonus episodes:  https://www.patreon.com/LAPodcastExtra Website:  http://www.lapodcast.ne...

A sneak preview of what's coming on An Extra Jab 39: Human-Sized Emotional Support Bear To hear the full episode and access the Extra Jab and Daft Talk back catalogues, subscribe to our Patreon at:  https://www.patreon.com/LAPodcastExtra

Stories this week include: Priest calls upon the Almighty to forgive his driving offences. Lifesaving dog rescues man from car footwell. 'Poobrew' takes parking dispute to next level. Militant Santas invade Cornish village. We drop some truth bombs about the Coastguard... Subscribe to Patreon for exclusive bonus episodes:  https://www.patreon.com/LAPodcastExtra Website:  http://www.lapodcast.net/...

A sneak preview of what's coming on An Extra Jab 38: Posh People Taking Advantage of the Working Classes To hear the full episode and access the Extra Jab and Daft Talk back catalogues, subscribe to our Patreon at: https://www.patreon.com/LAPodcastExtra

Stories this week include: Town council admits that woman on mobility scooter pulling sad dog was not suitable replacement for Santa Claus in annual Christmas Fayre. Pub forced to close after suspicious items found in free Queen's funeral buffet. Stolen beloved taxidermy animal held to ransom. Fat bear beats another fat bear to Fat Bear Week 2022 title. Wishing all our listeners a very merry Chris...