KZOK Mornings

You're quite possibly going to lose your mind, never sleep again and squirm A LOT when you hear how many spiders some dude tried to smuggle. YIKES! TikTok has a new trend involving dried yogurt. YUCK! And is Nick a Jerk or Justified for his thoughts on the office gift exchange?!

The Jake Paul vs. Mike Tyson fight faced all kinds of issues over the weekend, the biggest being that the fight kinda sorta SUCKED! Get a full recap here. Also, which A-list celebs got robbed for over  A MILLION DOLLARS worth of booze? It was a shock! Check out the podcast for all the details!

One of your favorite dead celebs is getting a MAJOR honor bestowed upon her. The title of this podcast MIGHT  be a spoiler about who's involved. Also - would you tell your buddy if you saw his lady cheating?  Nick was facing just that scenario this morning. Is he a JERK or JUSTIFIED? Find out by listening to today's podcast!

Sarah almost crashed her car while coming to work. How was a BEAVER involved? Listen here to find out. Also - breaking news of a major shakeup within the Mariners organization. Find out everything you need to know (and a few things you don't) by listening to the podcast!

Every Friday during Seahawks season, we're joined by Seahawks legend Jon Ryan. Is Jon optimistic that the Hawks are gonna turn the season around? Listen here to find out. Also - is Caleb a Jerk or Justified for telling his sister she needs to lose weight? Touchy subject!!!

WHOA! BIGFOOT DOES EXIST....maybe. Where has the sasquatch been spotted now?! Also - what's a movie you've seen many many times?! These questions were answered and hilarity ensued! Don't believe me? Check out the podcast!

Former NFL player Jason Kelce teamed up with Stevie Nicks for what Gibbons called an absolute BANGER of a Christmas tune. Hear a snippet on the podcast! Also we were joined by legendary broadcaster and Kent's own Kenny Mayne to discuss his new documentary. Fascinating interview! Check it out!

You know Kenny Mayne from his time at ESPN....or if you're old enough you remember the 7 years he covered news and sports here in Seattle. Born and raised in historic Kent, Kenny has a new documentary out where he tries to prove that he is a superior athlete to the GOAT Ken Griffey Jr. Get all the details by listening to the interview!

There were a few awesome tours announced today involving some of your favorite bands! And apparently there needs to be more exploring done to Uranus. Why did we cover this? Well....because URANUS is fun to say on the radio...and for historical purposes. Get all the deets by listening to the Podcast!

What happens when a place gets overrun by raccoons? Raccoon Sausage gets made, apparently. Is Michelle a JERK or JUSTIFIED for getting a promotion over a coworker of hers? Aaaaaand Silver City Brewery dropped off some beer with a very meaningful Veterans Day message. Hear all this and more by listening to the podcast!

What a weird start to the show. Sarah discovered that she left a donut in her work bag overnight and now EVERYTHING is super sticky and smells like....You're gonna have to listen if ya wanna know. And My Little Pony finally made it to the Toy Hall of Fame, which led to a revelation from Gibbons. Is he one of those BROnies? Find out here!

We all know that butter is made with milk, right? Okay, maybe not...and now there's CHAOS! Why?! Ya gotta listen to find out. Also - how would you react if your mother-in-law insisted on helping your husband build your baby's nursery? Kara's reaction had us wondering if she's a JERK or JUSTIFIED! Give the podcast a listen!

Of course, Sarah and Gibbons took time to thank all military members for their service on this Veterans Day. Guess what?! One of your favorite KZOK bands just made HISTORY on the Billboard Music chart. Find out allllll the details by listening to this morning's podcast!

Two SUPER famous people allegedly got naked in a VERY well-known place. Get all the deets by listening here! Also, is he a JERK or JUSTIFIED for keeping it real with his friend's son's professional hockey aspirations? Listen and decide for yourself!

Sarah and Gibbons had some surprises for each other this morning! Some of the best Dad Jokes of all time were shared! Aaaaaaand which animated character do you want to be friends with? Find out everything you need to know by listening to today's podcast!

We had the pleasure of being joined by legendary Trans-Siberian Orchestra guitarist and all-around good guy Al Pitrelli. He gave us the scoop on the upcoming TSO shows coming to Seattle! Wanna know more? Listen here! Also - Is Ron a jerk or justified because he's cutting his kid off monitarily after the kid graduates from college? Check out the podcast!

Sarah was in full Zoomer mode this morning. Why?!? Also - A wise person once said: "Don't be stupid, ya moron!" And this gun-toting, sweatpants-wearing dummy did NOT listen. Wanna giggle uncontrollably? Listen to Hours 1 & 2 of the KZOK Mornings Podcast!

Today's KZOK Question Of The Day was "What's the Best Concert You've Ever Seen?" and listeners shared some absolutely EPIC memories with Sarah and Gibbons. Did you share yours? Also - was Carter deemed a JERK or JUSTIFIED for what he wants to do on the golf course?! Listen here to find out!

It's a weird Wednesday from the jump, as Sarah and Gibbons were inundated with Sesame Street facts. Why?! Also related, why hasn't there seemingly been anyone named Grover for over 100 years? PLUS The KZOK Question of the Day and a special edition of Life Coach featuring Rick Jones! Listen here for lots of laughs!

Bet ya didn't think you'd be learning about the origin of Nachos this morning, did ya? It's actually quite fascinating. Oh, also...find out how Fireball is partnering with the tears of your enemy to create the ultimate revenge concoction by listening to today's podcast!

Sarah found herself in a VERY chaotic situation to start things off this morning. YIKES! Find out what went down and hear how lots of people tune out the negativity in the world!

Shann played Smarticus for Jerry Cantrell tickets....while being pulled over by a cop! What happened next? Listen to find out! WHOA!

Sarah & Gibbons aren't alone in feeling hella fatigued following Daylight Saving Time. How did it jack up your Monday?

Sharks are on the hunt for humans....Seriously! You won't believe the story! Get the details and hear a whole lot of hilarity!

Krispy Kreme wants to give you a free donut and wait, Will Smith is a World Series champion again?