Kump

Ray and Lucie discuss holding the line, Ray’s new technique for dealing with fruit flies, and the lengths Ray would go to to provide for his children. Sign up at https://www.patreon.com/RayKump for an extra episode every week! Get your "I'm A Wine Princess, Bitch!" T Shirt, available for a limited time! https://bonfire.com/store/kump/

Ray rants about his stolen underwear, breaks down the hero cycle, and makes a case for why he should fill Larry King’s shoes. Sign up at patreon.com/RayKump for an extra episode every week! Get your "I'm A Wine Princess, Bitch!" T Shirt, available for a limited time! https://bonfire.com/store/kump/

Ray unveils his new studio, talks about the need for an American monarchy, and reveals how he’d lead LeBron James back to the NBA finals. Sign up at patreon.com/RayKump for an extra episode every week! Get your "I'm A Wine Princess, Bitch!" T Shirt, available for a limited time! https://bonfire.com/store/kump/

Ray teaches you how to prepare your family for the new holiday reality, with survival tips and cannibalism .  Get your "I'm A Wine Princess, Bitch!" T Shirt, available for a limited time! https://bonfire.com/store/kump/ Sign up at patreon.com/RayKump for an extra episode every week!

Ray is joined by the great Tim Dillon, and they discuss the decline of America's youth, the rise of America's steak prices, and finding love on the road.  Get your "I'm A Wine Princess, Bitch!" T Shirt, available for a limited time! https://bonfire.com/store/kump/ Sign up at patreon.com/RayKump for an extra episode every week!

Ray imagines his digital Thanksgiving, and thinks nostalgically about an old salesman. Get your "I'm A Wine Princess, Bitch!" T Shirt, available for a limited time! https://bonfire.com/store/kump/ Sign up at patreon.com/RayKump for an extra episode every week!

Ray brainstorms ways to ease the transfer of power, and breaks the silence on Jimmy Carter's Sawzall antics.  Get your "I'm A Wine Princess, Bitch!" T Shirt, available for a limited time! https://bonfire.com/store/kump/ Sign up at patreon.com/RayKump for an extra episode every week!

Ray contemplates election outcomes, suggests some last minute strategy, and wonders if this is the last Kump before civil war.  Get your "I'm A Wine Princess, Bitch!" T Shirt, available for a limited time! https://bonfire.com/store/kump/ Sign up at patreon.com/RayKump for an extra episode every week!

Ray describe his vision of a future where our talent is commodified into a giant sludge with the help of Brian Cox and Al Pachino. Get your "I'm A Wine Princess, Bitch!" T Shirt, available for a limited time! https://bonfire.com/store/kump/ Sign up at patreon.com/RayKump for an extra episode every week!

To celebrate the launch of Kump merch, Ray paints a vivid picture of the coming horrors, and teaches you how to adapt. Get your "I'm A Wine Princess, Bitch!" T Shirt, available for a limited time! https://bonfire.com/store/kump/ Sign up at patreon.com/RayKump for an extra episode every week!

Ray discusses assembling a shelf, the Bill Burr controversy, Jeff Bezos shoehorning nudity, and much more. Sign up at patreon.com/RayKump for an extra episode every week.

Ray discusses Fake YouTube, getting scammed, beef, Biden and Trump. Sign up at patreon.com/RayKump for an extra episode every week.

Inspired by a recent football crime, Ray pitches his fall lineup of new television shows.  Sign up at patreon.com/RayKump for an extra episode every week.

Ray fantasizes about a broken near future and nominates himself for the Supreme Court. Sign up at patreon.com/RayKump for an extra episode every week.

Ray talks about Cuties, Bob Woodward, San Fransisco, and Halloween.

Ray talks about leisure, boogie boarding, the morgue, and how to fix sports. Sign up at patreon.com/RayKump for an extra episode every week. 

Ray explores the bright side of the dark side of the content dystopia. 

Ray discusses physical altercations with his teachers, not letting his kids politically sabotage him, the secret shipping wars currently being fought, and much more.

Ray talks about eating too many eggs, not moving back home, crossword puzzles at the end of the world and much more.

Ray talks about stealing from the garbage,  WAP, Woodworking, Hoarders, and makes the case for being picked as Joe Biden's running mate.

In a winding journey to figure out what happened to Ray Park, Ray discusses why the elites changed their strategy, the even creepier thing about Tom Hanks, selfish kids on vacation, and much more.

Ray recounts a very recent traumatic experience which has upended his entire life, and he also talks about Michael Jordan.

Ray discusses his recent Covid scare, failing to climb up a mountain, the state of Leftist politics and more.

Ray is joined by Tim Dillon, and they discuss his philanthropy, the future of New York real estate, globalist hucksters in the age of Covid-19, and much more.

Ray cuts through the confused collection of Coronavirus Conspiracy Theories, and shines a light on where the blame really lies.