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Donald Trump is slamming his own supporters over Epstein conspiracy talk, and Ray is  vindicated —just as Coca-Cola reportedly returns to cane sugar. Coincidence? Also in this episode: – The story of Cain and Abel as soda prophecy – A masterclass on carbonated seduction – Why we should’ve been a battery-cutting YouTube channel – The mystery of binders, Dan Bongino, and Epstein – The Mafia, JFK, an...

We saw James Gunn’s new Superman — and we’re still recovering. Ray breaks down the most deranged scenes, including Superman’s tearful apology tour and his new creepily apologetic vibe with Lois Lane. We get into why the Epstein memo  actually  dropped this week, the Mongol toddler archer program, Soviet goal-setting efficiency, and what a desk job looks like in the upcoming cannibal labor economy....

Ray celebrates the 4th of July with a look at the Bob Dylan/Bob Vylan mix-up, Zionist fences, and what counts as “punk” in 2025. Also: U.S. visa freakouts, psyop lyricism, Gaza breadlines, the return of Big Beautiful Bill, and the death of Michael Madsen. Plus: Should Ray lie about being at the Freak Off for podcast clout? 🎧 Get bonus episodes every week:  patreon.com/raykump

Zohran Mamdani wins the primary, and the internet explodes over his “hot wife.” Ray dives deep into the discourse—are high boots all it takes now? Plus: the socialist grocery store scam, funeral brothels, Coney Island subway sex fires, Amy Adams slander, and a new plan to sell $30 Madeline Muffins to the masses. Also: Daniel Craig takes a missile to the dome, Americans turn Mecca into a Six Flags,...

President Trump claims he left instructions to “obliterate Iran” if he’s ever assassinated—and KUMP breaks it down. Ray and Lucie unpack the death box, JD Vance’s loyalty, and whether the Pope can rebrand as  Jesus Christ the First . Plus: how much war profit should taxpayers get? Should you be able to invest in a nuke startup on Robinhood? What’s the point of Ted Cruz? And why the NYC subway need...

Israel bombs Iran’s nuclear sites, Ray proposes nukes-for-jobs diplomacy, and the Houthi rebels become UN tech support in Ray’s fantasy global empire. Also: pirates in the desert, Dave & Busters for peace, and why Michelangelo’s David might be hiding a corpse. Plus thoughts on plane crashes, diaper diplomacy, and the Dead Sea.🔥 Get bonus episodes every week on Patreon – patreon.com/raykump

Once allies, now adversaries: Ray and Lucie dig into the digital flame war between Donald Trump and Elon Musk—from EV mandates and Epstein tweets to passive-aggressive truths about sperm, submarines, and shadow bans. Also in this episode: – David Portnoy snaps on a Boston MC – Cannibal meal prep and serial killer lakes – Rand Paul’s MAGA savings account – ChatGPT bans and federal AI meltdowns – Gu...

A Norwegian homeowner calls a cargo ship crashing into his backyard “the best thing that’s ever happened to him.” Ray and Lucie unpack what makes a disaster feel like destiny, then spiral into chaos logic, kiss thefts, cybertruck dread, and Texas commandment law. Also in this episode: – Ray’s federal agent car crash story – MrBeast as the golden calf – Putin’s terms for ending the war – TikTok bra...

Ray and Lucie cover an alleged embassy shooting in D.C., OnlyFans influencer arrests, McDonald’s workers who can’t afford McDonald’s, and the slow death of the YOLO economy. Also: – The “Luxury Trash Can” jet – AI producer rage – McDonald’s grill hierarchy – Cheeseburgers in the closet – Wage collapse, sticky economics, and the TikTok attention span crisis – Ray gets choked at work, South African...

Trump is reportedly accepting a $400 million private plane from Qatar. Ray and Lucie break down whether the 13-year-old jet is a gift, a bribe, or a flying trash can. Also in this episode: – Harvard discovers it bought a Magna Carta for $28 – Walmart signals price hikes – Trump’s Dubai hotel collapses over forged permits – Birthright citizenship, AI prison plans, and a jerky-based survival model W...

The Vatican goes American. Ray and Lucie break down Pope Leo XIV, robot freakouts, TikTok tech fires, and the mysterious Times Square statue. 👉 Bonus episodes:  patreon.com/raykump

Could 100 men defeat a gorilla—barehanded? Ray and Lucie dive into the internet’s wildest debate, then spiral into Times Square chaos, bodega panic buttons, and a NASA fraud scandal. Full meltdown, full comedy. It’s KUMP. Support the show →  patreon.com/raykump 🎧 EP210: 100 Men vs Gorilla

Robots are racing. Volcanoes are erupting. The Ice Bucket Challenge is back—and Ray wants to kiss a homeless man to cure leprosy. In this episode of  KUMP , Ray & Lucie unpack:– The world’s first humanoid robot marathon– A ride that turns Pompeii into a theme park– How to fix volcanoes with giant garbage pipes– The return of viral stunts (and the launch of our own) Subscribe to get the bonus e...

Ray and Lucie talk about the Blue Origin Lady Space Flight, penal systems, gangs, smells, and much more. https://www.patreon.com/RayKump for an extra episode every week! Follow Kump on Twitch https://www.twitch.tv/raykumpKump Hand Merch https://bonfire.com/store/kump/Follow Ray on Sound Cloud https://on.soundcloud.com/QbP8 SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS Instagram.com/EMGECONSTRUCTION

Ray and Lucie discuss Tariffs, TEMU, Justin Bieber, and much more. https://www.patreon.com/RayKump for an extra episode every week! Follow Kump on Twitch https://www.twitch.tv/raykumpKump Hand Merch https://bonfire.com/store/kump/Follow Ray on Sound Cloud https://on.soundcloud.com/QbP8 SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS Instagram.com/EMGECONSTRUCTION

Ray and Lucie discuss the Power Broker, wooden legs, Trump's tariffs's, and much more. https://www.patreon.com/RayKump for an extra episode every week! Follow Kump on Twitch https://www.twitch.tv/raykumpKump Hand Merch https://bonfire.com/store/kump/Follow Ray on Sound Cloud https://on.soundcloud.com/QbP8 SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS Instagram.com/EMGECONSTRUCTION

Ray and Lucie discuss the Signal Leak, the 23 & Me Bankruptcy and DNA Sale, Harriet Tubman, and much more. https://www.patreon.com/RayKump for an extra episode every week! Follow Kump on Twitch https://www.twitch.tv/raykumpKump Hand Merch https://bonfire.com/store/kump/Follow Ray on Sound Cloud https://on.soundcloud.com/QbP8 SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS Instagram.com/EMGECONSTRUCTION

Ray and Lucie talk about the newly declassified JFK documents, March Madness, the Secret Service, Harvard's cheap tuition, and much more. https://www.patreon.com/RayKump for an extra episode every week! Follow Kump on Twitch https://www.twitch.tv/raykumpKump Hand Merch https://bonfire.com/store/kump/Follow Ray on Sound Cloud https://on.soundcloud.com/QbP8

Ray and Lucie talk about hologram doctors, a dystopian infrastructure project, measles making a comeback, Southwest checked bag policy,, and much more https://www.patreon.com/RayKump for an extra episode every week! Follow Kump on Twitch https://www.twitch.tv/raykumpKump Hand Merch https://bonfire.com/store/kump/Follow Ray on Sound Cloud https://on.soundcloud.com/QbP8

Ray and Lucie talk about Sesame Street lay offs, the State of the Union, a meet cute in the sky, and much more https://www.patreon.com/RayKump for an extra episode every week! Follow Kump on Twitch https://www.twitch.tv/raykumpKump Hand Merch https://bonfire.com/store/kump/Follow Ray on Sound Cloud https://on.soundcloud.com/QbP8

Ray and Lucie talk about Blackrock, vaccines, Trump’s plan for Gaza, and much more. Sign up at https://www.patreon.com/RayKump for an extra episode every week! Follow Kump on Twitch https://www.twitch.tv/raykumpKump Hand Merch https://bonfire.com/store/kump/Follow Ray on Sound Cloud https://on.soundcloud.com/QbP8

Ray and Lucie discuss Ray’s ideas for prisons, picking up chicks, solving the homelessness crisis, and much more. Sign up at https://www.patreon.com/RayKump for an extra episode every week! Follow Kump on Twitch https://www.twitch.tv/raykump Kump Hand Merch https://bonfire.com/store/kump/ Follow Ray on Sound Cloud https://on.soundcloud.com/QbP8

Ray and Lucie discuss Ray’s ideas for prisons, picking up chicks, solving the homelessness crisis, and much more. Sign up at https://www.patreon.com/RayKump for an extra episode every week! Follow Kump on Twitch https://www.twitch.tv/raykump Kump Hand Merch https://bonfire.com/store/kump/ Follow Ray on Sound Cloud https://on.soundcloud.com/QbP8

Ray and Lucie talk about a controversial school portrait, ways to die, Prince Harry’s war crimes, and much more. Sign up at https://www.patreon.com/RayKump for an extra episode every week! Follow Kump on Twitch https://www.twitch.tv/raykump Kump Hand Merch https://bonfire.com/store/kump/ Follow Ray on Sound Cloud https://on.soundcloud.com/QbP8

Ray and Lucie talk about Trump’s plans for Canada,, L.A. fires, bad mothers, and much more Sign up at https://www.patreon.com/RayKump for an extra episode every week! Follow Kump on Twitch https://www.twitch.tv/raykump Kump Hand Merch https://bonfire.com/store/kump/ Follow Ray on Sound Cloud https://on.soundcloud.com/QbP8