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Had a little too much adventure? Need a place to get away from it all? Are you under 4 feet tall or have a really thick skull? (Please note that I am not asking if you are stupid, I am actually referring to cranial resilience.) On this Verhaalgard Ventures we visit Holme, one of the major halfling towns, with Theobore Bloodaxe, Barbarian Hero! Direct any questions or comments to  arenthaergald@gma...

Erdan Gald the Necromantic Conductor has been touring his Undead Orchestra for years, and just recently decided to push the necromantic envelope, by expanding it into an Undead Symphony! On this Modern Magic, we visit with him on just how he achieved that feat. Special thanks and apologies to Modest Petrovich Mussorgsky (1839-1881), the earth elemental who composed this weeks feature music, Night...

Faustian D'Azoral is many things, but there are also many things he is not. Faustian D'Azoral is not a lip reader, a musician, or a gambler. Oh, he'll play games of chance, but is it really gambling when winning is a foregone conclusion? Find out, with an example From the Casebooks  of Faustian D'Azoral! Direct any questions or comments to arenthaergald@gmail.com.

Artifacts Roadshow is back to illuminate the magical properties and histories of more magic items! What magic could these weapons used in a crime have? Is your family heirloom valuable? What were those boots made for, and what do they do? And how much is it all worth? Find out! Direct any questions or comments to arenthaergald@gmail.com.

Theobore Bloodaxe is in a rage about a recent quest he went on. Is it wizards, bad manners, or not fighting that makes him so mad? Yes to all of those. But most of all, this week, Theobore the Barbarian has an Axe to Grind with... Traps!

Anxious? Afraid? In an existential crisis? Get advice about the future from Finola Vance, instead of just the weather. This time, dating advice for the short, adventuring advice for the inexperienced, and harvest advice for people who don't listen properly. Direct any questions or comments to arenthaergald@gmail.com.

An Adventurer's Insurance Policy means that someone will come to ressurect you if you die on a quest, but if you think about it, finding your mangled corpse is like a quest in and of itself! This week we follow tracker cleric Archer Blackwood as he searches for a body some would prefer remain missing!

Ever wish you were faster? Not blinding speed, but like... 40% faster? Well you're in luck, assuming you tune in to this episode of Seija's Alchemical Tutorial! Learn alongside this week's novice alchemist, Finola Vance! Direct any questions or comments to  arenthaergald@gmail.com .

Sir Gwythir Owain is one of the last people you'd expect to be on the forefront of magical research. But he is! Kinda. In that he was the impetus for other people to do magical research. That's what we explore this week on Modern Magic! Direct any questions or comments to  arenthaergald@gmail.com .

Adventuring parties are built on trust. You gotta be sure that your boon companions won't stab you in the back and make off with your share. Faustian D'Azoral, Warlock at Law, has thoughts about this dynamic, and is willing to share them with you today, with an example from his casebook!

Perhaps you live in a landlocked country. Maybe you've never seen the sea. Not to worry, becasue on this Verhaalgard Venture, we visit the orcs of the Fangwind Fleet, a nomadic, seagoing people. You can learn all about orc culture and cooking, and find out just what is up with orc dentists. There's adventure on the high seas, on this Verhaalgard Venture!

I had planned a full interview with Hans Vanderson about his live show, but he... had to go... So instead, please enjoy this prerecorded program, Sir Gwythir Owain versus the Cockatrice of Brastondell, on the off chance that you haven't already heard Sir Gwythir tell this story dozens of times...  Direct any questions or comments to  arenthaergald@gmail.com .

Thinking of committing a crime in Stonetree? Maybe think twice about that, or something like this could happen... to YOU! Listen to this hardened criminal describing the sort of thing that happens in the seedy underworld of our beloved fantasy kingdom. Direct any questions or comments to  arenthaergald@gmail.com .

Theobore Bloodaxe, most famous halfling barbarian on Verhaalgard, gets pretty angry about things. That's what makes him a barbarian. If you manage to set him off, look out! This week on KSTB we've got a sort of controlled detonation, since we sat down to talk to Theobore about what really pisses him off. Direct any questions or comments to  arenthaergald@gmail.com .

Stuck at home? Not the adventurous or traveling sort? Not to worry! KSTB is taking you along on journeys to destinations around Verhaalgard, starting with Caellach! We'll look at the famous college town through three lenses, food, art, and adventure! Direct any questions or comments to arenthaergald@gmail.com.

A typical news break on a radio station in a Fantasy Kingdom called Stonetree. Learn about new regulations on dangerous magical weapons, get some good reasons to be careful and cautious, and hear about a weird dream I had. Direct any questions or comments to arenthaergald@gmail.com.

Get advice about the future from Finola Vance, instead of just the weather. This time, a young mother seeks an auspicious name for her child, a grifter tries to take the gamble out of gambling, and agoraphobic dwarf looks at his job prospects. Direct any questions or comments to arenthaergald@gmail.com.

Have you found treasure, and been like "Huh, I have no idea what this is, and no way of finding out?" Maybe you should try and get on an episode of Artifacts Roadshow, where our resident treasure expert will identify all your family heirlooms or stuff you've looted or stolen. It's probably not worth much though. Direct any questions or comments to arenthaergald@gmail.com.

This is the second episode posted today, so make sure to check the earlier one! In honor of our year anniversary of sharing these snippets from an otherworldly radio station, here's a little something different: some of our early ads with all the parts switched around. Did you know we have a twitter, where you could, in theory, follow us for updates? We do! @arenthaer on twitter! And we also have...

A typical commercial break on a radio station in a Fantasy Kingdom called Stonetree. In this set of fantastical ads we learn what clothes to wear, where to get them cleaned, where we can get an education, and what to do if you get stabbed at home or need to go to the bathroom when traveling. Direct any questions or comments to arenthaergald@gmail.com.

Arm yourself with knowledge before adventuring out into the wilds, by listening to The Tome of Titans! In this episode we encounter monsters that are legenday, bizzare, deadly, and surprising, in that order. Fair warning: things get loud.

It's lunchtime in Stonetree, and everyone is getting all indecisive about where to eat. Luckily, KSTB has put together this handy guide on some of the tasty, or at least interesting, restaurant options available.

It's time for something educational! You (yes you) (actually no, probably not you, but maybe someone) can learn how to prepare a couple of simple and useful magical potions. KSTB accepts no responsibility for the results and side effects of any potion you might prepare. Do not attempt without direct supervision from a qualified alchemist.

A typical commercial break on a radio station in a Fantasy Kingdom called Stonetree. You'll learn where to go for fine jewelry, about the plight of majestic (and tropical) animals, some of the dos and don'ts of making wishes, and what you need in the way of life insurance and home security. Direct any questions or comments to arenthaergald@gmail.com.

All your questions about Faustian D'Azoral answered! How does he work cases? What kinds of deals does he make? How does his dog smell? What is his shoe size? Wait... not that one. Some of your questions answered, in this adventure, From the casebooks of Faustian D'Azoral!