Kree Yoohoo: A Stargate Fancast

In a future wracked by coronavirus, this alien has devised the ultimate social-distancing plan: STAY IN A VIRTUAL REALITY POD. Otherwise known as 'The Episode That Rips Off The Matrix'

Beware the destroyer. It was she who released coronavirus upon the planet. Taldor is bad.

Holy Tok'ra! It's an Ash-rak! Our favourite pompous ass, Jolinar of Malkshur, pays us a visit.

Season 1 ended very poorly, but Season 2 picks up straight away with amazing pace! This episode brought to you by coronavirus

As a between-season bonus episode, I review the recent Stargate web series. Hey, did you need an origin story for every brick you ever saw in the films or TV shows? Me either.

Part 3 of the Coronavirus series: Boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooored! Thank god this is over. Season One is done, after four years of slogging away at it a couple of times a year. Join me for S2!

Part 2 of the Coronavirus series! People hate on this one but I LOVE IT! First appearance of Ronny Cox as Senator Kinsey, and boy he is a beautiful evil foil! And so it's come to this: a Stargate clip show!

We're back for the Coronavirus series and Oh my god it's such a good episode! The world is upside down! Mass hysteria, dogs and cats living together!!!

Lots of explicit language because of this episode's crappiness! Boooooooo! KOMTRAYA

Duuuuuude we made it! The big episode that spawned a thousand Jack-Sam fan-fics! Super-high scoring too, jumps into the lead. I didn't cover it in the recording, but check out the stargate.fandom/wiki for this episode for more juicy and funny bloopers and extras. in my haste to spot the Sgt Siler in every episode, I didn't fully realise that this is the FIRST APPEARANCE of Sgt Siler WOOOOO <3

My favourite weasel MAYBOURNE is introduced!! Along with the NID, and the Tollan. A new high score is set for points in this awesome-saucesome series 1 spectacular of inconsistencies.

THIS WHOLE PLANET'S COURTROOM IS OUT OF ORDER! Andrew returns for a quickfire episode recap for the first time in ages. New points catergories are added. Cool fun to be back, shame it's such a dang boring episode! Lotsa talking... Yup. OBBBBBBBBBJECTION!

THEY'RE TOTALLY RIPPING OFF ALIENS WITH SIGOURNEY WEAVER. This was before I was awarding bonus points for 'cringingly obvious references'.I hate this episode so much. It's a Trojan Horse episode disguised as a Plague episode. It features the last Sneeze from Daniel Jackson, the first Ha'tak, the first mention of NAQUADAH, and the last intelligent thing Jack O'Neill ever says about astronomy.

So, apparently there are other Goa'uld system lords out there? In this rip off of Poison Ivy you wouldn't know it, because they skim right past that important detail at light speed. Weeeeeeeiiiiiirrrrrd episode. But a fun one! Mini review of the end of the series into Ark of Truth, as well as the Independence Day sequel made by Devlin and Emmerich of Stargate fame.

Daniels bonds with the UnblinkingDuckVaginaSeaUnas creature. An alien is meddling with the brains and memories of SG1, but c'mon, he won't be the last.

SO BORING except that it has the introduction of MASTER BRA'TAC! Not to mention Hammond of Texas. Oh, and the beginning of that never-ending soap opera of Teal'c and his son Rya'c and his facechanging wife Drey'auc..but really who cares about them.

Another yawner! But lots of info for the rest of SG1

Asgard, baby! Unas, baby!

The first "Alien Artifact" episode, taking place on that 'death by snusnu' planet.

A classic 'Stranded' episode that is one of the pillars of the Stargate canon to follow.

The first Doctor: "There's nothing physically wrong with them" points are scored in a backstory-packed "Body switching" episode.

A classic 'gunslinger' episode where apparently Sam likes to be dominated. I correct two earlier scores.

The very first "Plague" episode, where Teal'c misses out on growing a caveman brow.

The first "Gunslinger" episode, that repeatedly apologises for sexism. Daniel Jackson in particular. Gross.

Say farewell to MAJOR Kawalsky - yes I was right about his rank!