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This week on 'What Are We Even Watching Anymore' Kirsten was joined by 'whisper ASMR Mary' because whispers are the tickles of the nighttime world (what?) Riverdale may be a thing that exists, but more importantly Kirsten educates us all on psychopathic chocolate bars and learns that speed painting is not, in fact, painting while on drugs. Silly Kirsten, fizzle rocks are for kids! Meanwhile Kevin...

The hiatus is over and it's back to Riverdale as usual for Kirsten and Mary... or so we thought. Enjoy the most technologically difficult podcast we have ever recorded! Just in time for Spirit Week! Archie was pretty serious about boxing once, Betty might have killed Jughead, and Veronica becomes a mixologist. Man, it's good to be back. 

Survivor All Stars super fans Mary and Matt take on the task that no one else wanted, and to be perfectly honest, probably no one asked for: go back and rewatch season 8 of Survivor and podcast about it.  In (a very under-the-weather) part three we cover the tribe shuffle and post-merge portion of the game in episodes nine through fourteen. We discuss the failure of a tribe swap, the one blip on t...

This week on a podcast that was definitely not recorded back in June of 2019, it's time for the obligatory High School Party episode! After last episodes 'sapcermony' Kirsten, shoots down Mary's terrific Betty impression, Mary discusses her least favorite candy, and Hanna keeps everyone on track! Tune in as we explain being carb-drunk, why American cheese is the worst, and speculate why Hiram can'...

Survivor All Stars super fans Mary and Matt take on the task that no one else wanted, and to be perfectly honest, probably no one asked for: go back and rewatch season 8 of Survivor and podcast about it.  In part two we cover the pre-merge portion of the game in episodes three through eight. We discuss two players leaving the game for unfortunate circumstances, controversy, and the absorption of o...

It's mid season yatus time again, which means of course Mary is very late with the episode! Veronica conspires with her grandmother, Kevin pops up like a whack-a-mole, Cheryl fumigates her mom, FP #1 is back, and Chickles is a thing apparently! Happy 2020 everyone! Listen until the end for the results of the very important 'is lasagna a casserole' poll.

Survivor All Stars super fans Mary and Matt take on the task that no one else wanted, and to be perfectly honest, probably no one asked for: go back and rewatch season 8 of Survivor and podcast about it.  In part one we cover the first two episodes of the season, break down the cast and show style of 2004, and generally have a great time! Join us in this four-part series in preparation for the ret...

This week on the Riverdale Recap EVERYONE gets a therapy session! Mary explains what a casserole is, Jughead continues to hate Kevin, Kirsten buys a subscription to Fibes magazine, and DBJ goes full taxidermy! Business as usual!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY to all the Sagittarius Wenches this week on the KowSkiCast! In Riverdale it is important to remember: The first Rule of Secret Societies is to always spill your secrets the second you play a drinking game. Mary explains the rules of the Saran Wrap Game, Kirsten gives a PSA about Creepy Dolls, and Lil Bow Wow almost saves the day!

Welcome to booth 11! Mary and Kirsten are back for this weeks episode that was just slightly more painful to get through than a marathon. The Lodge children hog all of the jobs, Mary goes on a mini rant, and everyone wonders where the heck Sweet Pea is! #VarsityJacketMan #BringBackApplejack

This week on the Riverdale Recap Podcast Mary and Kirsten can't remember anything about season 3... almost like how Betty can't remember killing her childhood cat! OH NO! ARE WE SERIAL KILLERS!? Chadwick Blossom makes a return, Archie is a crime fighter again, and new kid of the week 'Toby' is causing problems. Join us as we discuss the power of a community clam bake, who the biggest Draco Malfoy...

It's Halloween which means no one remembers the farm, and everyone is full of shenanigans! On this episode, we all find out what our murder names are, Mary digs a hole, Kirsten unstans new Reggie, and guest star Hanna keeps everyone on track! #PrinciPAL #GargoyleBoy #VCRs   Note: Mary would like to publicly apologize for the cinnamon roll she was snacking on during the first 10 mins of this podcas...

In the quiet town of Riverdale - wait? What am I saying! ON THE CRAZIEST EPISODE OF RIVERDALE (maybe ever) Kirsten threatens to quit the podcast! Archie jumps out of a two story building, Veronica doesn't understand that teen carwashes are only sexy on TV, Toni hires the world's hottest caretaker, and Moonshoes Evernever is over here acting more insane than usual. Fun tangents include: Darren Cris...

It's week two here in Riverdale Season 4, and Kirsten and Mary are already losing their minds! Reggie's dad and 'new young principal' are no fun, no one knows who is a Serpent anymore, and apparently Veronica is a secret genius. Pop off your bras, cuddle up next to your maggot infested sibling, and hop aboard team 'whale-means-nothing!'

It's been a hard week for the KowSkiCast girls. Join us in celebrating the start of season 4 and the memory of Luke Perry.   This episode is dedicated with love, to Mary's Grandfather, Gene Kwiatkowski.

It's almost that time of year again! Mary, Kristen, and Hanna are back to get you all geared up for Riverdale Season 4! We catch you up on all of the summer's relationship drama, Netflix films, and Season 4 predictions! Warning: Mary may or may not be on Jingle Jangle based on some of her theories.   Check us out on social media:  Mary - @frailMary (all platforms) Kristen - @kirstensaidwhat (all p...

It may not be summertime in Riverdale, but things sure are heating up in Mary’s least favorite episode! Hanna is trying to steamroll the operation over here and Kirsten is an embarrassment to all Harry Potter fanatics. Veronica gives away her tiny little hats, Polly is a classic pregnant detective, and Bughead continues to be the only showmance we care about! #SyrupGravyBoat #MilquetoastWithAK   S...

Season 1 is back and it's getting crazy on the Riverdale Recap podcast! Kirsten, Mary, and Hanna are here to talk all about triathlons, baby showers, and the senior circle. Don't worry too much about BLOSSOM BLOOD - those are just some words that start with the letter B! What's the difference between a biker bar and a dive bar? Will there be KowSkiCast merch? Listen along to find out the answers t...

IT'S FINALE TIME EVERYONE! Kirsten and Mary break down the FINAL episode of Riverdale Season 3 in this podcast full of Fire Babies, Hot Edgars, and Buying Organs in Bulk! Listen in as we try to figure out what happened to Howard Blossom, how all the kids own property, and why the show-writers felt the need to alter the Black Hood's past motives! Let's all sit back, relax, and creepily slo-mo drink...

#BLINDSIDE! Jughead voice-overs are back, and Mary and Kirsten are too! They are on a mission to make Riverdale Peppy again, make Favin a thing, and make Peaches the star of the show! Archie gets into a totally normal brawl with his ex girlfriend's dad, Ethyl quotes Star Wars, and the Farm looks like a pretty chill place to hang out!

This week on the Riverdale Recap: STOP GIVING VERONICA JOBS! Archie is unrealistic (wow who expected that?), Mary thinks car crashes can be beautiful, and the Serpent finally got his Prom Queen. Always remember, if we don't see the head, they're probably not really dead. #Centaurs

Welcome to another episode of the Riverdale Recap, where pigs bladders are made into balloons and everybody's in the farm. Archie is (temporarily) not a punchaholic and Josie says her farewells. Grundy is beckoning from the grave and Hal is definitely not dead. There may be a severe lack of sexy teen carwashes in this episode, but Mary and Kirsten fill you in on the deets anyway! 

The body count may be rising in Riverdale but Mary and Kirsten are still here to tell you all about it! Good ol' Freddy DeSantos is back and causing mayhem with lil Princess Jellybean, G is the word on the drug scene, and Fangs is triple dipping in his alliances. Mary fails to understand sports and abuses her school nurse privileges, and Kirsten is here to explain why you should never bring your m...

Mary and Kirsten are back from their (not very) brief hiatus with episode 17 of the Riverdale Season 3 Recap! Betty searches for answers in the Farm and FINALLY starts to use some (somewhat) covert strategies! The cursed shirt of Harry Potter makes an appearance, Mad Dog isn't dead, and Kirsten and Mary give out possibly the most unexpected award for most normal person ever!  

Last weeks episode of Riverdale blew us away so much that it took a whole extra week to come out! That, or Kirsten and Mary both fell ill and couldn't properly enjoy the Heathers without being at 100%! This week we discuss stolen double-wides, dirty dancing with the football team, and shroom brownies! Discover the BEST NAMED Riverdale character EVER and determine if Sweetsie, Veggie, or Varchie is...