Koala Sandwich Podcast | كوالا ساندوتش

Slowmotion. Pizza conspiracy theories. Azooz. iPhone 14. Improvising joke segment: Vase and bike, and 6 dolphins in a restaurant. Riddle about old people leaking. We mix the plots of Titanic and "Fool El Seen El Azeem" (and a couple of other movies). عزوز. أيفون 14. نكت ارتجالية: فازة وعجلة، و6 دلافين في مطعم. فزورة عن عواجيز بيسربوا. ندمج فيلم تيتانيك وفول الصين العظيم (وأفلام تانية كمان).

Hatred. Koala Live. Organ and talent donor. Hassan Takka origin. New characters: Optimistic "Yeah buddy" guy and an annoying guy that mentions marriage. English and Arabic lessons. New podcasts and standup comedy platforms. Dave Chappelle. Salads. Chameleon Billion: random sketch about walls, oranges, and farmers. Kenzy teaches the alphabet. Camels segment. Quicksand. Spoken words. الكره. كوالا لا...

Killing people over the age of (??). Smelly legs. New characters: Spoken like a true poet, Dah fel 3eyada ya Hamada. Correlation segment. Bellydancers. Sham3edan. Sa7el. Megatron. Fanny packs. Wimpy sponsorship. Social media specialist needs help. Two talking cupboards. 2afaak Sosta segment: telephone jumped from a window. Another layer to here we go again character. Etisalat rebranding. Happy sec...

Producers. Farouk's previous writing job. McDonald's. Jimmy's handyman, Sayed. Intercom. Handyman standup comedy. Bars. "Tahaleb". We're old people again. Debate between Pikatchu and Chandler as tour guides in the Amazon Forrest. Doorbells. Amr Khaled. Egypt TV channels. Monica VS Rachel. This episode is sponsored by McDonald's. المنتجين. فاروق وورشة كتابة. ماكدونالز. سيد الكهربائي. إنتركوم. ستاند...

New characters: Calculating man, "fuck it in a bucket" guy. Friend swap. Jimmy's material about depression and Farouk shitting all over it. Jimmy's material about finishing ads with self-defense tutorials. August 3rd is the national day of: Clean your Floors Day, Watermelon Day, and Grab Some Nuts Day. Farouk shutting debating taxis. Mane2a. History of soap. Sick of the internet. How to make a bom...

Jimmy hums. Marriage and kids. Restaurant reviews. Batman city. Maps. Vietnam war. Madagascar. Dr Mahmoud Hassan Taka is back with his father. The Good Doctor. Car horns. Tameem Youness' "Track El Mosem". Old lady at Balba3. Football UK commentators. Words (el taree2a, masha3a, fe ree7y). Ruining song melodies. John Legend Concert. Dinosaur origin. Flat Earthers. Yehia El Fakhrany racist scene wit...

Facing supernatural stuff. Living in horror movies. "Same Time Next Week" update. We become old people again. We sketch a fisherman chasing a farmer, and a demonic priest killing a nanny. Instagram reels algorithm songs. New characters: "Film eh dah" guy, Kenzo, and "here we go again" guy. We make a joke about 2 sa3ayda with a TV. Hostage situation that happens in theatre. لو عايشين في فيلم رعب. إ...

Memento. Badass names. Egyptian footballers' names. Nos Nos Podcast. Wa2f 7aal: The podcast will stop when doors fall, or we get reported. Air ducts. Farouk tells a story during break. Animal voices' names. New segment, Afaak Sosta: We create an instant joke about a polar bear. Louis CK's bear at the ballet joke. Phantom of the Ceema: We mix the plots of Harry Potter and Space Jam into one movie....

Karmouty. Vacuum cleaner. Farouk at Wimpy. Journalists convention. Miss Busters talks about dictionaries. Chalk. We become old people and talk about Saad El Soghayar Junior. Microsoft Word's Clippy. Changes in history. A new riddle. Jimmy's Highschool Musical joke. This episode is sponsored by Wimpy. القرموطي. المكنسة. فاروق في ومبي. مؤتمر الصحافة. ميس باسترز تكلمنا عن القواميس. طباشير. بنبقى ناس...

Pixar's Lightyear. Therapeutic talk about goals, meaning, and purpose. The benefits of gaming. We become old again.

Hardee's and spirits. Coca Cola vs Pepsi. Fizzy drinks. Spanish song. Standup shows recap. How did we end up here segment: weird producers, and weird medical gun toy. Samir & Aly. Video blog in McDonald's. Hitman essentials. Safeenet el sa7ara2 segment. We crap all over Stranger Things. أرواح على باب هارديز. كوكاكولا وبيبسي. أغنية اسبانية. نحكيلكوا عن حفلات الستاند اب بتاعتنا. بنحاول نعرف مين...

We were tired. 50 Cent. Need for Speed. Becoming business men. New characters: Corrupted business man obsessed with stats, and a Southern politician trying to be progressive. June 1st is the national day of: World Narcissistic Abuse Day, National Heimlich Maneuver Day, Dinosaur Day, Flip a Coin Day, and Morgan Freeman's birthday. Dettol. Shabraweeshy. "She's a friend" character from different coun...

It's finally here: Episode 100! French pirates. Vine. Being famous. PlayStation 5. New characters: Vague French guy, chef Hamdy the butcher, and a jew club owner. Miss Busters tells us the truth behind smoking. We become old again. Cowboys. Import & Export. People who name stuff. Fan Mail: Two Koalafied birthdays. Koala Sandwich appliances. We improvise blues songs about scabies, and all Koala...

Experimenting new segments: "Judge a book by its cover" and "Maid in Hell". Alarm problems. Sentient tires and screwdrivers. Bulb store stories. Old movie characters stereotypes. #Limbified scenes. Mispronounced foreign words. Bicycles. This episode is sponsored by Kindle.  بنجرب سيجمنتس جديدة عن أغلفة الكتب وسكيتشات شغالات في جهنم. مشاكل منبه. كاوتش عربية ومفك بيتكلموا. قصص في محل لمبات. كار...

Origin of family names. Swan. Dancing skirts. Webcam hacking. Conspiracy theories about "Sab3 el bromba" and "For2a3 Looz". Lion vs Tiger chips. Google location history. Markaz "Etfee7". A new complicated multi-layered hostage situation. This episode is sponsored by Rabso and Marsoul. أسامي العيلة. صوان. تنورة. هاكرز الكاميرا. نظرية مؤامرة عن سبع البرمبة وفرقع لوز. شيبسي لايون وتايجر. جوجل. مركز أ...

Glue. We become old again. Mic prohibition. Voice mail: koalafied fans saying hi back, and singing "Kol wa7ed loh dabaaba". New character: a pooping mexican and his abuelita. New riddle with chandeliers. Improv songs: sad people, color-red blind, vodafone. صمغ أمير. نسمع رسايلكوا: بتسلموا علينا وأغنية "كل واحد له دبابة". كاركتر جديدة: واحد مكسيكي في الحمام. فزورة جديدة عن النجف. أغاني إرتجال: ناس...

New characters: Chinese person wants less things, and a character that always makes a dramatic entrance. Excel sheets. Mixing slogans. Candy. Sisters. Kofta insult. Frames. Stock images. March 16th we celebrate Everything you Do is Right Day. Cairo Tower. We become old people. Fan mail birthday. 3 Personal Questions segment: best shoes, worst drink, worst death, 1 last day left to live, and fear o...

Premonitions. Random sounds/don't laugh challenge. Fed up rhinos. Rants on Mekky and Mekkawy. Mekky and Wegz new song. New character: "She's a friend" new hybrid. Practicing boxing. Last week's riddle answers. National days on March 2nd: Stop Bad Service, Old Stuff, Rescue Cat Days. التنبؤات. أصوات عشوائية. خراتيت طفح بيها الكيل. أغنية مكي وويجز. تمرينات ملاكمة. حلول فزورة الاسبوع اللي فات. اليوم...

Kids in mahraganat songs. Emsek Nafsak rant. Going viral. Confrontation issues. Uber (as usual). Tamagogo. Small Google rant. Bohemian Rhapsody. Jimmy's obsession with musicals. Egyptian vs American musicals. Disney Renaissance. Farouk's hatred towards El Leila El Kbeera. Hostage Situation with Kenzy. This episode is sponsored by Watches. الأطفال في المهرجانات. أمسك نفسك. الشهرة. مشاكل المواجهة. أ...

Experimenting new segment(s) with time travelling cops. Walking banners and influencers. Love/hate relationship with McDonald's. Helmy vs Alaa. Podcasts for the deaf. "Kollo koom". Mashed potato dream. Kid reviewing Cyberpunk 2077. Mario broadcasts football matches. New riddle for the listners. This episode is sponsored by Uber. بنجرب سيجمنت جديد بوليس بيسافروا عبر الزمن. إنفلونسرز. بنحب وبنكره ما...

Wearing a wire in movies. Khawarezmy from Port Said. Sketches segment: Mohamed Salah and his doppleganger, Walter White with a kid looking for his teacher, Farouk on a date with Miss Busters, Thanos searching for the final stone, Alaa El Sheikh furious at the hospital with Dr. Mahmoud Hassan Takka. الخوارزمي من بورسعيد. سكتشات: محمد صلاح وشبيهه، والتر وايت وطفل بيدور على مدرسته، فاروق في مطعم مع م...

Deligate. Kindly find attachment. Alaa El Sheikh's new podcast. Inception by an Arabic poet. Miss Busters teaches us about paranoia. Kids Next Door paranoia episode. Movies that affected our childhood. Credits. Basketball. Boardgames. Family trees. بودكاست علاء الشيخ الجديد. شاعر يكتب فيلم إنسبشون. ميس باسترز تكلمنا عن الشك والإرتياب. أفلام أثرت في طفولتنا. تتر الأفلام. كرة السلة. شجرة العائلة.

The episode created by our Koalafied fans! Why Did I Kill segment: Too much political correctness, arrogant people who travel, and dreams. We crap all over Koala Sandwich Podcast. How Did We End Up Here segment: Ending a football match at 85 minutes. #BeKoalafied Music: "Ya Miss" and "Okay Tamaam". حلقة من جمهور الكوالا! ليه بنكره الناس المغرورة اللي بترجع من السفر، والأحلام. نبهدل بودكاست كوالا س...

Jimmy shows off his biology info. Farouk's encounters in Psychiatry. Update Islam: Learns Hebrew. Passion fruits. Figs. Pubs. National Days: Stairs, Pharmacists, Kiss a Ginger Day. Improvised balcony songs: Murder, happy thoughts, figs. This episode is sponsored by Farghali علاء الشيخ سيسون ٤ يا جماعة. جيمي يستعرض معلوماته في الأحياء. مواقف فاروق والطب النفسي. مسطرة حرف تي. إسلام يتعلم عبري. عصير...

New Year's Resolution. Diaries. The truth behind drawing. Carbohydrates. Stocks, Cryptocurrency, and NFT's. Netflix movie "Don't Look Up". Assburgers. This episode is sponsored by: Uber, Careem, Didi, inDriver, Klingol, Boreo. جولز العام الجديد. مذكرات. الحقيقة وراء الرسم. نشويات. البورصة والأسهم والبت كوين. فيلم نتفلكس "لا تنظر للأعلى"