Kings of Kill

What's long, silver and ready to suck up a house? We don't know either but after watching this, we learned that cleaning a haunted house isn't always a good time. Why are most daddies in horror just the pits? Watch and listen as Zack tries to figure that out as Steven questions Zack's motives after learning that Zack didn't know what Disney's Big Green was about. Check this for links! https://link...

Bill Paxton is a maniac vampire in this miss opportunity for an Oscar vampire movie, Near Dark. This movie rules, Zack says it's okay and Steven says it rules. You be the judge, go watch it and then tell someone else to tell us about it. Leave a comment, we dare you....please? Check this for links! https://linktr.ee/kingsofkillpodcast

Sit down, shut up and enjoy this tasty flick with the King of Kills while they review The Menu (though we don't know for sure if Steven can even read a menu). Zack reveals his love for Ana Taylor...Joy? While Steven decides that Banshees of Irishshshana is a wonderful movie! Check this for links! https://linktr.ee/kingsofkillpodcast

The Kings review a King! For this episode, we watched Sleepwalkers and try our best not to get distracted by Mark Hamill's entire face. Zack explain's how the movie Cats is just not for him while Steven tries to figure out how to even rate stuff correctly. Check this for links! https://linktr.ee/kingsofkillpodcast

An awards show that's totally real in every way! Who am I kidding...no it's not but you can still enjoy Zack and Steven's choices for awarding  the best and somewhat worst horror films in 2022!  check this for links! https://linktr.ee/kingsofkillpodcast

It's Christmas Time and what better way to celebrate it than do a random review of Rugrats Passover Special! We'll we kinda review it. We go over arguing what Doug's dog was named and what Christmas movies are better but we tried to say the least! Merry holiday to all and to all a okay. check this for links! https://linktr.ee/kingsofkillpodcast

We reviewed X and now here's the prequel, Pearl! In this episode, we go over Pearl, the weather and even Rugrats. As Zack feeds Pearl information to him, Steven tries to figure out who the best Rugrat is. check this for links! https://linktr.ee/kingsofkillpodcast

Barbarian! And it's not Conan either! We tackle this film just like Zack tackles his coffee which is HANSON'S HANKERING!  check this for links! https://linktr.ee/kingsofkillpodcast

We cover as much as we could for Art the Clown! Zack and Steven get wild in this ding dong review of Terrifier!   check this for links! https://linktr.ee/kingsofkillpodcast

We went live for the first time! Join Zack, Steven and even Bryan on this wild weird live recording for Thankskilling 3! check this for links! https://linktr.ee/kingsofkillpodcast

Dig through the ditches with the Kings, Zack and Steven, as they embark on a wild review of House of 1000 Corpses by Rob Zombie.  check this for links! https://linktr.ee/kingsofkillpodcast

We shared some words about this film and above all that, we appreciate any and all things horror as Zack screams at the beginning of each episode that Steven fights to stay awake on. BUT HERE'S OUR REVIEW OF HONOR FARM! check this for links! https://linktr.ee/kingsofkillpodcast

We have such sights to show you as we review Hellraiser (2022)! Zack tries to teach Steven how to solve the Lament puzzle box as Steven can't find a way to even remember what it's actually called! check this for links! https://linktr.ee/kingsofkillpodcast

Here it is, the final Myer's and Strode face off as well as a KoK OFF! KoK Fight Round 4!   check this for links! https://linktr.ee/kingsofkillpodcast

Goodbye Tv Land, Hello Rob Zombie! Here's a little spook from Zack and Steven reviewing The Munsters by Rob Zombie! Yes, there is no video and yes it's because something messed up AND no, this isn't a terrible movie. check this for links! https://linktr.ee/kingsofkillpodcast

Zack smiles with joy as Steven frowns with sadness in this review of Smile. Though Steven said it wasn't that bad and just a 3.5 out of 5, it still hurt him to smile through this one.   check this for links! https://linktr.ee/kingsofkillpodcast

We did an interview and it's with Tim Ahrens! He gives us a little treat about the book as well as a little about himself! So lets all be nice and welcome Tim to the cast and dive into his world of imagination!  For Tim Ahrens other works and his website, check out http://thedarkcreatures.com check this for links! https://linktr.ee/kingsofkillpodcast

We do Fresh! A movie where dating apps are scary as well as the Winter Marvel guy. Zack questions Steven as Steven questions reality. So join the boys on this fresh take on the film, Fresh!  check this for links! https://linktr.ee/kingsofkillpodcast

While trying to make sense of this movie, Zack had an aneurysm and Steven laughed as hard as he was while watching The Witch. A must see during a party setting where no one takes this seriously, seriously. Is this even considered a B film or is it a school project? For all of our links to what we hope is everything! https://linktr.ee/kingsofkillpodcast 

First off, another one of Steven's mics went out, so sorry for that. Second, THE GREASY STRANGLER. This is Steven's greasy type of movie. Zack quivers at the thought of Steven's logic behind this one but at least we both can be level with each other when it comes to everything else. This was one hell of an film to watch so keep on greasin' on and enjoy the show! Request an episode: https://www.kin...

Another Ethan Hawke movie down and this time, he's wearing a cardigan in nearly every scene! AND WHY IS IT SO DARK IN THIS MOVIE?! Tune in as Zack crushes on Deputy So and So while Steven questions the lighting and who's touching the thermostat because why is Hawke so cold all THE TIME? TAKE OFF THE CARDIGAN AND MAYBE GHOST WONT HAUNT HIM! Request an episode: https://www.kingsofkill.com  &nbs...

Let me say first that this movie needs more credit BUT we will all agree it does get a little slow in parts. Anyways, James Woods plays a leather boy with sunglasses that kills vampires with a crossbow most of the time while the third or fourth Baldwin brother joins by staying outside most of the time next to a jeep while falling in love. Zack tries to make sense of it while Steven just doesn't ev...

The Kings answered the call and lemme tell ya, it was well worth risking picking up a phone call. The Black Phone is "a breath of freshair" and the Kings certainly needed it! So dive in with the boys as Zack talks about all the imporant stuff while Steven questions being scared of a shirtless Ethan Hawke wielding a belt. Request an episode: https://www.kingsofkill.com     &nbsp...

Back to back Burg movies. Back to back questioning reality and how someone comes up with the weirdest s***! James the Wood Woods watches tv in this movie while Zack and Steven wonder why he hides a gun in his stomach but you know what, it's better to just watch than question those things. SO TUNE IN. Request an episode: https://www.kingsofkill.com         &n...

As Michael Ironside stares deep into your soul to give you the jiggles until your head explodes, Zack tries to reason with Steven as Steven stares off into the abyss once more. Maybe he's just trying to find himself. So grab your scanners and shotguns and join these two as they give a small rundown on Scanners and other weird shit that's on their minds. Request an episode: https://www.kingsofkill....