Kings of Kill

We watched Spookies! It's about this group of people aging from teens to olds and they try to get to a party (I guess?) and run into farting zombies and some old bald guy that curses things or is evil? All I know is that there's a spider babe and people get wrecked hard, idk.

It's Zack's birthday episode! He chose Batman, the 1989 movie with the Keaton and the Jack Joker guy. This version of Batman is about how he lost his parents, some bad guy laughs and goons fight and kick Batman. The other versions of Batman are about...oh they're all just retelling the origin over and over? WE GET IT, HIS PARENTS ARE DEAD JFC. Anyways....Happy Birthday Zack.

We watched Death Note (2017, Netlix). Crazy how anime's turned live actions are always just.....we'll just find out our opinion during this episode lol. It's about a boy who finds a book and suddenly William Dafoe appears and hangs out with him and also there's death, a girl, some of the Kong vs Godzilla cast and a guy from Get Out. also, steven is completely wrong about pokemon being a western an...

First off, we recorded this exactly one day before news broke that Neil Gaiman news came out with a bunch of nasty stuff. Not going to go into it but if you're wondering, just search "Neil Gaiman bad" or something. ANYWAYS This movie is about a girl who hates this button world or something where her mom has cute thighs and theres a talking cat. It's crazy.

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Alligator from 1980! It's about a baby alligator that lives in the sewers. Later on he eats dogs I guess and grows to be a big boy that can smash through the street and ruin weddings, it's crazy. Check out the kill clip we did for it! https://youtu.be/cwkcjR6Abk0?si=EGg49fy_oOpP6pFU

Put that cookie down, now! Strap in and strap on that Santa hat because we did Jingle All The Way, kinda...we may have derailed a bit. This movie is about a strong daddy who is trying to get a doll for his jedi son and a comedian tries to stop him.

What do you call a deaf person that is cooking a lamb shank? Someone who can't LOCK ALL THEIR DOORS WHEN THEY ARE ALONE! Classic mistake. Check out this silent but deadly thriller as people play cat and mouse in a house.

Not fully a review but we do review some children. Wait, let me say that better. We discuss children that are terrible in movies. Wait, I can do better...We talk about stupid brats that scream and yell that ruin the movie.

They made a sequel to Carrie and we watched it. Rage....Carrie 2. It's about a local girl who's got these powers that breaks objects and people while the jocks play this game where you score points for "scoring" if you know what I meeeean. It's messed up but they get what's coming to them, if you know what I meeeeean.

Thanksgiving episode! We give thanks to a handful of movies that shaped our lives and made us the boys we are today. Example, Air Bud taught us that even as a dog, you can win a game of basketball against school children. So thank you Air Bud, thank you.

The Mist! What a Steve King treat. It's about the Punisher and some Walking Dead cast members shopping at a store and getting stuck there because of the weather. Also, there's monsters. Hey buy a mug! Support us! https://kingsofkill.creator-spring.com/

We watched Teeth! Oof, this was a nail biter. Puns intended all around with this movie. It talks about Easter, some demon vag, has a guy with dumb sideburns and even has a creepy old man wiggling his tongue. Gee, what a movie! Hey buy a mug! Support us! https://kingsofkill.creator-spring.com/

Come hitch a ride on the Midnight Meat Train! Pre raccoon B Coop rides this train as a photographer and meets a meat boy who likes killing for the love of his train or something. Clive Barker had something to do with it idk. Hey buy a mug! Support us! https://kingsofkill.creator-spring.com/

New season and it starts with Myers once again! Happy Halloween and happy....just happy I guess. Team Global Gym tries to take down the Queen of Hearts in this Halloween episode about Myers being cranky again and a cult trying to hang out with Paul Rudd.

We watched Trick or Treak (1986)! It's got Gene, not Jim, Simmons and Ozzy! It's about some metal nerd down on his luck because his rock star died so he basically becomes cool when playing a record backwards like in Little Nicky.

We watched Shivers! What can we say about it without it sounding too crude? Guess you'll have to find out! We can say that it's about this apartment building and turd looking worms slither in the holes of humans and they just want to make out or whatever.

It, again! This time it's the remake and the first part of it. Tune in to love this golden child cast where the parents are terrible and a clown is having more fun than the cat on the porch watching the rain fall on a kid being sucked into a sewer.

That's right, we watched Terrifier 2! It's about some girl that makes a costume that her D&D daddy drew once and she puts it on and a clown gets mad or something.

We watched Tourist Trap? Honestly, was this about flying objects, plastic puppets or whatever or just a lonely guy trying to make friends like he's Leatherface or something? WE DON'T KNOW BUT WE WATCHED IT!

What's round, furry and has pent up anger? Nope, not that. It's Critters and we watched it! It's about these little balls that have teeth and they need a farm while these two bounty hunters that look like they're from Wham try to destroy them. Also Billy Zane has hair in this.

We watched Night Angel! It's about some really attractive woman that looks at dudes at a bar and haunts them in their dreams or something. Also she does a lot of movement with her hand, I don't know, she's mysterious. Anyways, Steven gives his take on Capri Suns while Zack runs out of pens and pencils to throw at Steven. As always, enjoy killers.

We watched Pumpkinhead! It's a movie about dirt bike kids running over a kid that looks like he's from Like Mike and a daddy who gets made so he goes to a pumpkin patch to be sad and summons a monster to fight off teens.

We watched the Invisible Man! It's about a man in a suit that somehow gives him super strength as well as invisibility and hates a woman. Even though it's two hours long, blink and you'll miss it. (someone laugh at that)

It Follows! Could this be another gem for Steven and another hate fueled movie for Zack? WE DON'T KNOW...but we do know this is a PSA for s*xual behavior and possibly gun control. Make sure your friends know how to use a gun before they shoot invisible monsters with it.