Kingdom Hearts, Kingdom Hearts

Brooke and Ryan talk about gaslighting, what qualifies as a pure heart, comatose Snow White, and the Spirit of the Magic Mirror.

Brooke and Ryan discuss the politics of Jaq's accent, how Ven's journey helped Ryan empathize with the mouse in his house, and if a dream is actually a wish your heart makes.

Brooke and Ryan dive into KH Birth By Sleep, discussing command boards, KFMing Aqua, Ventus, Terra, and Castle Oblivion. 

The moment you've all been waiting for - the scientific, rubric-ed, DEFINITIVE rankings of all the Kingdom Hearts II worlds, from Twilight Town to The World That Never Was.

Brooke and Ryan close out Kingdom Hearts II with the last world of the game, discuss the final battle, who lives downtown WTNW, and for the first time have a major disagreement on world score. 

Ryan and Brooke talk about the Windows 98-esque bike chases in Space Paranoids, JumpStart 3rd Grade, and Ryan's love for Tron's awakening a.k.a. "Call Me By Your Tron."

Brooke and Ryan discuss the differences between the Radiant Garden Castle and Villain's Vale, the Cavern of Rememberance, and the cruel death of Goofy.

Brooke and Ryan discuss the horror that is Lion Pete, why this world belongs in Kingdom Hearts 1, and the ideal order of Heartless/Disney bosses in the game.

Brooke and Ryan discuss the Lock, Shock, and Barrel's live action spinoff, Sora meeting Santa, and the Experiment. 

Brooke and Ryan discuss the different iterations of Jafar, skateboards, and the horrors of "Swim This Way." LEAVE US A REVIEW! LET US KNOW YOU LOVE US!

Brooke and Ryan discuss the origins of Mortimer Mouse, the off-putting human characters in the Pirates of the Caribbean universe, and the countless missions involving protecting female Disney royalty from the Heartless.

Brooke and Ryan discuss Hades's catch phrases ("feel the heat"), if Hercules is actually a hero already, Auron's presence in the Underworld, and the big swirly room of the dead.

Brooke and Ryan discuss if Mulan is a war movie, the arrow at the top of the pole, and the the lack of clarity about drive forms in KH2. Support us on patreon for more chaos: https://www.patreon.com/kingdomheartskingdomhearts

Brooke and Ryan discuss whether or not Beast's Castle lives up to the beloved source material, what Organization XIII and Pete actually want, and what faces do. Support us on patreon for more chaos: https://www.patreon.com/kingdomheartskingdomhearts

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The moment you've all been waiting for - the scientific, rubric-ed, DEFINITIVE rankings of all the Kingdom Hearts I worlds, from Destiny Islands to Hollow Bastion. Agree? Disagree? Leave a 5 star review and let us know! Follow us at @kingdomheartspod Or leave a voice memo!

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Brooke and Ryan discuss the various iterations of Hollow Bastion throughout the series, Kingdom Hearts/Nintendo crossovers, and the couples they root for.

Brooke and Ryan discuss Beauty and the Beast: Enchanted Christmas, Melody of Memory, and grinding. 

Brooke and Ryan and guest Chad discuss the correlations between Ansem's experiments and the Bush-era.

Brooke and Ryan dive into the history of Final Fantasy characters, discuss the 14 KH games in the canon, and unpack the agony and ecstasy of the Olympus Coliseum. 

Brooke and Ryan love on Halloween Town, talk about which KH characters voted for Trump, and what constitutes a “Tale as Old as Time.”

Brooke and Ryan visit with guest Kyle about swimming mechanics in Atlantica, Queen Ursula and Daddy Triton, and who to kill, who to f***, and who to marry of Sora, Donald, and Goofy.

Brooke and Ryan discuss what a disturbing movie Pinnochio is, where exactly Jiminy Cricket goes to write his journal (possibly the Cricket Cage), and what the inside of a whale would really look like. Support us on patreon for more chaos: https://www.patreon.com/kingdomheartskingdomhearts

Brooke and Ryan rave about Agrabah, talk about the mysterious Kurt Zisa, and discuss their heartless counterparts. https://www.patreon.com/kingdomheartskingdomhearts