Killed By Porn

Y’know science, y’know history, y’know genetics, y’know nature, y’know life as you’ve lived it? Forget all that. Here’s something to sit shoulder to shoulder with you and your college roommates, one on each side. Take this podcast of jams, and jump aboard the revolution. Get loud. Get lost. Get jammed. Be like me. Be… KILLED BY PORN!!!

Dear Listeners, The other day, when I saw a lost girl wandering down the street wearing nothing but a towel, I knew how I was going to do Killed By Porn #24. All the songs too weird, obnoxious, or long to be in any other podcast are here. All cursed lo-fi, lower-fi, and garbage-fi tracks that wouldn’t fit in with anything else except each other… they’re all here. Just because these songs are the d...

This podcast wasn’t recorded as much as it was melded together by heated pressure like a diamond. Duke Eastwood didn’t pick these cuts this time, oh no. He used a divining rod to find the most chilling and/or sweaty records to revive you from the slump of these scorching days and nights. The heat can’t get on your case, when you wear your rock & roll face.

This new episode of Killed By Porn is literally worth its weight in gold, it’s a fact. Also, if there has ever been an episode that would get you fired for playing it at work, it’s this one. Legs McNeil once said, “Rock ‘n’ roll, if it’s done right, is the devil’s music.” It’s true, true that he said that, but is it in fact true? Hit the play button and you’ll quickly learn, it’s true… true as hel...

Killed By Porn thanks Mar Vista Lanes for having us in their alley to record this installment of the podcast. On our minds this time around: corporate sponsorship, self-improvement books, summer fun, and making our future Wikipedia pages look good. On the turntable this time around: Hasil Adkins, Antler Joe & the Accidents, the Sick Things, the Suicide Commandos, Kajun SS, and many others.

This week, infamous Web designer, Kristian Boruff stops by to hide an impossible-to-solve riddle within the bytes of this podcast. Don’t try to solve it, that’s for the nerds. All you have to do is listen to this mid-summer’s air set, play it at your pool party, barbecue, or wife-swapping shindig. It’s either that or turn the file over to hacker geek forums; We trust you’ll do the right thing with...

Fresh from ripping his nipples off learning to surf, Duke Eastwood is back on that ass with more of what you’re asking for. Along for the ride this time is Rock & Roll Road Show veteran, Judy Dracula, who came to give a woman’s touch to this filth. Turn it up and enjoy songs by such bands as the Thought Criminals… and many others.

Have you ever wondered, “Can they can pull my finger prints from that?” If you’re 18 you could be tried as an adult. For Killed By Porn 18, all stigma related to the number eighteen was recognized. Eighteen is sometimes considered a number of the devil; 6+6+6=18. In chapter 13 of the Book of Revelations it is in the verse 18 in which the book talks about the number 666. There are also 18 letters i...

Duke Eastwood went to the porn capital of the world—Southern California’s San Fernando Valley. Here he reunited with regulars of the Rock & Roll Road Show, Reno Steal, and Wally Swagger to commit ultimate destruction. Because it would be impossible to catalog all the best sounds of Southern California rock & roll into one podcast, we didn’t try. Instead, settling on a playlist of favorites from ti...

Wow, what a show! Boredom is banned, fun gets reckless. Girls come over, guys jump off bridges. Cowboys get welfare, hallucinations set it. A J.G. Ballard novel is given a soundtrack, more pills are popped, someone leaves Kill City, California sinks a little.

If you still haven’t figured out how to get the GaragePunk Podcast playlists, Just know you’re at least a step above the people who still don’t even know what a podcast is. If it confuses you, don’t think of it as a podcast, think of it as a mixtape; a digital mixtape with one side. This episode in particular is not only one sided, but one half of one boundary. Confused? Time to start listening…

Purveyors of fine filth rejoice, the new episode of Killed By Porn is here! Much like the album Dark Side of the Moon is said to synch with the film The Wizard of Oz to create an interesting effect, this podcast synchs with the album itself with an outstanding result! To achieve this effect do the following… Start Dark Side of the Moon. Turn it all the way down. Play this podcast very loud.

This April has zeros and ones doing more of what you’d least expect: committing rock & roll sin on another episode of Killed By Porn. This edition contains a lineup of tooth-achingly sweet power pop gems to complement the Spring air. Some harder punk tracks to complement the napalm in your soul during the cool nights. And a few other odd pleasures to lull you through the shame of blacking out on t...

There’s a right way and a wrong way to get ready for Spring. Buying new clothes, getting a classy new haircut, and trying to appeal to the opposite sex is the wrong way. What alternatives are there? Getting some cool sunglasses, throwing your Winter coat into a wood chipper, using your high school chemistry kit to make Spanish Fly, starting to drink heavily so mosquitos stay away from you, and cra...

If you gave up porn for Lent, you’re about to ring the register on a whole year of sin. And if you can’t handle that, you’d better nail your own hands to a plank of wood, because once you hit that podcast button there’s no turning back. Not only is this episode a slew of dirty rock and roll tunes, it also contains a ceremonial voodoo singalong designed to curse a certain vandal of the art world. W...

This podcast could make your day… today! But, don’t play it at your school; it could get you suspended. It’s not safe to play at work, or in front of young kids, or in front of any uptight Christians. Even your rugged, nasty whore friends may be offended. Moreover, the only safe way to listen to this one is through headphones, drunk, and lying on your dirty linoleum floor while no one else is arou...

After smoking Cuban cigars in Panama, hitting swingers clubs in Argentina, and narrowly escaping a kidnapping charge in Columbia, Duke Eastwood is back in the dirty desert wasteland of Denver, Colorado to bring you another not-ready-for-primetime podcast. Not all podcasts have a happy ending; listen for this one’s safe word.

Duke’s currently on safari, filming a slasher movie or something in some far-off, exotic country and neglected to submit an intro description for this show, but listen to it anyway. Ya know ya wanna…

Like being left alone with your dad’s creepy best friend… here’s Killed By Porn, episode number 7. Duke’s got enough alcohol to kill a rhinocerous, and enough wild-ass rock’n’roll to wipe out an entire civilization of squares. Check it out for yourself… [Squares and rhinos beware!]

‘Tis the season for this blood-soaked wet dream known as Killed By Porn #6. Not only does this Halloween episode feature the usual sexy seconds to every minute; but also a little treat for your tricking. Contained in this file are three “red box” tones that when used correctly can be used to make free calls from pay phones. Go ahead try it: TREAT!

What type of person listens to Killed By Porn? They move to a town based on the availability of low-cost, high-speed Internet; and knowledge that the government secretly puts birth control into the city’s drinking water. If appearing on Room Raiders, a UV light looking for incriminating spillage, shined upon their computer area would reveal a glow bright enough to blind a person with 20/20 vision,...

A new coat of filth for your iPod. Don’t let it slip out of your hand; lay it down softly, turn it on and push its buttons like only you know how. Get to Rocking and Rolling for about 60 sweaty minutes. When it’s over light a smoke, roll your iPod over and go to sleep. Then, of course, get tested: you don’t know where that iPod has been, or what it got from this wanton podcast.

Here are Duke Eastwood’s listening tips for this podcast: 1. Pretend you’re at a swimming pool with this show playing through the pool’s speakers. 2. Imagine you go up to the prettiest girl there and ask her, “If I kiss you, will you scream?” 3. Taste of the Taste, Taste First Place!

Another misadventure in mono; Duke Eastwood brings you another podcast to get your Tokyo-Drift on to. Pay close attention and see if you can catch the theme of this show; it’s something you’ll do a lot of when you explain to the repair man that your computer was KILLED BY PORN. You look like a pervert, so act like one!

If the term “Rock and Roll” is an old euphemism for sexual intercourse, then what new term would be given to explain classic punk rock being PODCAST? Let’s consider it the equivalent of your computer being so clogged with smut viruses that the hard drive won’t ever work again; consider it KILLED BY PORN!