Kill Streak

This week on the pod, Kill Streak heads to the theaters! Just kidding, no one should be going to the theaters because of the uncontrolled pandemic threatening the nation for the seventh consecutive month. We did, however, watch a brand new release!! It's...fine? It definitely has sharks and genetic engineering and questionable human decision making. We'll walk you through it in our newly rerecorde...

You thought you had seen the deepest and bluest the sea had to offer?? Well you were wrong! This week things get deeper, bluer, and much much cheaper as we wade into the murky waters of the SyFy original "Deep Blue Sea 2." This episode is gonna answer all the big questions we know you'll have because you almost definitely didn't watch this one along with us. Will big pharma once again monkey with...

Price and Eric's hats are like shark fins in this wet and wild episode. This movie has it all: scientists playing God, sharks sneaking up on people in hallways, a wisecracking parrot...and perhaps the greatest end credits song of all time? Also, the boys compete in a shark movie trivia extravaganza, and the winners of the Horror Villain Tag Teams are announced.

Our long vacation at Crystal Lake (and briefly Manhattan) has come to an end. Price and Eric give their definitive(ish) rankings of the Friday the 13th series, plus they spend  an inordinate amount of time talking about women they find attractive...but in a fun non-creepy way. Stay tuned to the end to find out the next film series up! 

Old is new again! There’s nothing new under the sun! Nothing (g)old can stay, Ponyboy! Sooner or later, remake/reboot culture will come for us all, and in this episode, we cover the remake/reboot/re-box-officing of Friday the 13th, the ACTUAL FINAL Friday film (for now). Then stick around to hear Mike and Eric’s ideas for horror films that might be more deserving of the remake treatment.

What happens when two titans of horror cinema share the same screen? They kick the crap out of each other and murder everyone!  After years in development hell, Freddy vs. Jason finally splattered it's way onto screens. Will our two heroes, Eric and Price, survive this ordeal? Will they find love along the way?  Also, Price and Eric assemble their horror movie dream tag-teams. And they find love a...

Ground control to Major...Jason?! It’s 2001 and the Friday franchise has finally delivered the kind of space epic that Asimov and Kubrick could only DREAM about! Hear the guys tell all about this trip to the stars and then stick around to welcome back Ryan Martin, as he administers a rousing round of interstellar horror trivia. In space, no one can hear you buzz in.

This is it folks! The Final Friday! The franchise comes to its triumphant end! I'm sorry, what? There are 3 more movies after this? And a lot of people hate this one? Well, my foot is in my mouth. Well, whether you love it or hate it, this one is definitely weird and we're gonna dig into it.

Start spreading the news...this movie blows! Batten down the hatches, as Eric and Price brave the stormy seas of the Pacific Northwest in this laughable shitshow of a motion picture that has exactly one scene shot in NYC. Then stick around for some ‘Staff Picks’ as the boys recommend some better ways to get that New York fix you’ll surely be craving after this stinker.

Buckle up for a telekinetic rollercoaster of an episode! If Jason vs. Carrie sounds like one hell of an elevator pitch, then this might be the Friday film for you. Orrrrr...you might hate it! Listen to Eric and Price take opposing sides in the debate over whether this movie sucks or is kinda fun! Either way, it's definitely different. Then the boys keep the mind over matter thread going with a Mt....

I know you all thought our old buddy J. Voorhees was cremated and gone for good, but I've got news for you...JASON LIVES! Listen in this week for some spirited debate between Price and Eric as their opinions diverge on this tongue-in-cheek entry. And stay tuned at the end for the triumphant return of COLON EXAM!!

What a glorious mess of a movie! In this episode, Eric and Price walk the audience through one of the most maligned entries in the entire series. They talk about what was, what is, and what might have been, in a movie the director once referred to as "a porno (I shot) in the woods." Then afterwards, the boys catalog their Top 5 horror movie masks!!

Wow, would you look at that...we're done with the Friday the 13th series! What's that? *checks notes* Wow, we're 1/3 of the way through the Friday the 13th series. Join us as we recap this star-studded return to Crystal Lake and find out if the even numbered entries in this saga continue to hit the mark. And then as a bit of a nightcap, Eric quizzes Price on Roger Ebert and his encyclopedia of bad...

Brace yourselves, listeners, as the Friday the 13th franchise unlocks an entire dimension, heretofore unused by the denizens of Crystal Lake. THAT'S RIGHT, 3D! Luckily, Eric and Price will be there every step of the way, to lead you through the wild and wondrous world of THE THIRD DIMENSION! Together you'll dodge snakes on fishing line, yo-yos, projectile eyeballs, and harpoons on fishing line. Th...

Welcome back to camp! This summer, Price and Eric discuss Friday the 13th Part 2, and find love in the process. Then, the boys don once more their Blockbuster name tags and make some great sequel “Staff Picks.”

The time has come for the team at Kill Streak HQ to tackle one of the great pillars of horror franchise-dom! It's July, and even though summer camp is cancelled this year, you can still relive those sepia-toned memories with us as we cover the Friday the 13th series. Join us in the year 1980 for the one that started it all! And then stick around as our special guest Ryan Martin (the voice of Kill...

We bring the Blair Witch franchise to a close by ranking the three movies, recapping the highs and lows, and unveiling the Blair Witch dioramas we made for our class presentation. Then a rousing round of "Mt. Rushgore: Witch Movies," and finally, the unveiling of our next franchise. And let me tell you, constant listener, IT'S A BIG ONE!

Beware, for this is the most cursed episode in annals of Kill Streak lore! Twice derailed by recording failures and haunted by recurring microphone bumping, is this episode marked by the Blair Witch herself? Eric and Price have never disagreed so much on a single film so much, perhaps one of them is possessed by the spirit of Elly Kedward!! Also, the boys play a rousing round of 'Marry, Fuck, Kill...

On this week's very special episode, Eric and Price start by shooting the shit about what they've been watching and playing outside the pod. Includes such classics as...Kevin Bacon and trophy wives! Why the Dark Universe sucks! Exploitation, poison bum wine, melting hobos, and trigger warnings! Price spends too much time and energy ranking the Star Wars Skywalker Saga! And many more! Then the boys...

On this week’s episode we do a deep dive on goth rights with the Blair Witch sequel that never should’ve been. It’s chock full of half-assed orgies, death owls, and Marilyn Manson B-sides. Then, a cherry on top with an all new installment of “Colon Exam.” Enjoy!

This week Eric and Price launch into a brand new franchise with "The Blair Witch Project." Price has never seen it before! Eric can't finish a sentence! Price keeps breathing into his mic like a poor man's Tony Soprano! And a movie is discussed! Then the boys talk "Mt. Rushgore" of found footage horror. It's a real whirlwind!

The ROTLD franchise comes to a close as Eric and Price offer their final thoughts on the series and, as promised, conclusively rank them in canonical order. Then stick around at the end to find out the next franchise the boys will be tackling...

This week features the final film in the ROTLD series and a fresh Romanian hell for all to enjoy. Eric and Price dissect this EDM themed zom-com (which curiously lacks much actual EDM) and ask the big questions, like "why don't any of these characters remember the events of the previous film, in which they starred?" Then the boys subject each other to a Chop Quiz, which like any good horror flick,...

After a 12 year layoff, the ROTLD series is BACK, BABY! Was the wait worth it for "Necropolis?" In a word, no! No it was not! Eric and Price follow the franchise as it makes a big move to Romania and abandons 90% of the series' mythology. On the plus side, there is 100% more motocross and buttrock. Then after the recap, the boys introduce their newest segment, engaging in a rousing round of "Colon...

Things take a turn for the darker in the third installment of the Return of the Living Dead series.  If you're feeling nostalgic for the halcyon days of the early 90's, when everything was all sunshine, lollipops, and body modification, then this is the flick for you! It's got everything you could ask for: S&M zombies, star-crossed lovers, and literal nine inch nails. Then to wrap things...