Keys Bartender Anti-maga Podcast

Papa Joe and Jim discuss the further opening of the Keys as Jim's work reopens. We learn some people have a hard time following rules. Tasing someone doesn't have to be a sad thing. Podcasting can be used as a tool to fight chronic masturbation. The phrase Jim was looking for was good hand hygiene practices and it just came to him after he finished the show.

On this solo show Jim gives the Covid-19 opening update for the Florida Keys. He speculates on what returning to work will be like tonight. Different strategies are implied to increase listener-ship after a message from a Canadian listener. One is to make-up a titillating episode title like the one here. A Reddit post about a man, a potato, and poor comedy planning.

Jim begins show sending out thank yous to the small but historical Washington, VA that has the distinction of having 6 downloads per ca pita. We have a random listener JRON from Nova Scotia happen upon our live show. We find out interesting information about the titling of Episodes that could make the shows more titillating.

Papa Joe and Jim discuss trying to get a little trim. Can men go into sync on their haircuts. Jim recounts a woman's Epic Waffle House- Reddit story that has Freudian implications out the wingwang. If you want to know how stupid your date is take them to a Ripley's Museum.

Jim and Lee are briefly disconnected. Lee has his first gig in 53 days as a homeless gentleman makes music request. The prospects of a show from a gentleman's club is considered and Jim wonders if he can fit in the large Red Shoe that is dropped on New Years in Key West. Topics include lazy birds, drone deliveries, peeping tom laws, and the Dukes of Hazard.

Papa Joe joins Jim as the Keys are in Phase 1-1/2 and what that means. What do we learn about foreign nationals that 90 Day Fiance from the Learning Channel can tell us? Do you think that a giant tech online delivery service will save privately owned restaurants? Yes, and the girl giving you a table dance really likes you.

Jim sends a shout to Ketchikan, Alaska. A future next Twin City of Key Largo? Televangelist attempt to circumvent the pandemic. Pat Robertson has an interesting yet flawed theory on the origins of the virus. Some people are not skilled with follow-up questions.

Papa Joe and Jim look to Poland and the small village of Ninadowka after they are snubbed by a town in Holland. Before we get to see how Jim is eager to sell out we have to endure 10 minutes of lecture on racial injustice. Jim ends the show with a narration of his theme music. Check out the great CBD products of Da Kind at www.dakind.com

No funny stuff in this Episode. Papa Joe and Jim interview Mayor Teri Johnston of Key West. We discuss the ongoing management of the pandemic in Key West and plans for the future. Key West is very fortunate to have Teri at the helm. It looks as if there could be light at the end of the tunnel.

Lee joins Jim for a heartfelt goodbye to that town in South Holland, that's if there is not a reciprocal return of attention. Reciprocity would be 20 new listeners from Holland and a maybe an Aurograph picture of Carice Van Houton(Milisandre). We explain to new people who may move to the Keys not to be too paranoid about all the Helicopters. We go over some nuances in english language, directed to...

Jim brings together old friends, emphasis on"old", Jack the Dentist and Joel the Psychologist. We catch up on Keys happenings and do some dream interpretation. The subject of Leiderdorp pops up and why not it is only the most exciting town in all of Holland. Check out Da Kind www.dakind.com for all your CBD and CBG needs.

Jim and Papa Joe discuss the opening of businesses in the Keys without opening the Keys to tourism. We don't forget to do our Leiderdorp segment featuring the lovely Malisandre from Game of Thrones, Carice Van Houten, a Leiderdorper. Jim has Joe do a drunken Mad-Lib. Who is Nick Cave and what is a Murder Ballad? The flag of Leiderdorp has 2 keys and a body of water if that isn't fate I don't know...

Steve joins Jim on this episode with an all Leiderdorp opening. It appears as the obsession continues with this town in West Holland or is it Southern Netherlands. We also discuss a comedy series and a movie on Netflix, Derry Girls and Good Boys. What are the Zoom protocols that we'll eventually see violated on You Tube? If you are interested in CBG products go to www.dakind.com .

Papa Joe and Jim discuss the dearth of hens in Key Largo's shopping district. Google search items have changed since the pandemic and the U.S. has got weird priorities. We have some listeners in Leiderdorp, Netherlands so they decide to send some them love and makes the an offer. After declaring himself Mayor of Key Largo, Jim proposes that Leiderdorp and Key Largo become sister cities. If you are...

We experience our first remote 3-way, it was only guys, too bad. Lee Sharp and Jim Brock discuss our bully president, djt supporters, space nazis, slavery and some drugs Jim never heard of. Check out CBG products available from Da Kind, www.dakind.com .

Daniel Horton-Diaz joins us today. He is running to be the Democratic candidate for the Florida State Senate Dist.39 which represents Monroe County and parts of Dade County. We find out his views on issues that concern Monroe County. We also see why Jim is not working as a moderator at a political round table discussion. You can find out more about Daniel at www.danielforflorida.com Also if you wo...

Jim and Joel discuss how the Restaurant Industry got blind sided. Alcohol once again proves itself to be recession proof. Joel works in a gerbil reference into the discussion, not the first time. If you are interested in what CBD/CBG can do for you, check out the products offered by our friends at www.dakind.com .

The owner of Key Largo Comics, Steve, joins us for a weighty discussion. First we get some ideas on how to fight Covid-19 from our DOTUS(Doctor of the U.S.) djt. We get insight on how djt would announce a manned mission to the sun. Can Superman beat Thor or how about Jesus vs. Mohammed? And with some states opening up we learn how to negotiate in a massage parlor. Check out our friends at www.daki...

Kanahou Alana tells his story, a Hawaiian who has made his home in the Keys. Sometimes a difficult journey leads to a happy destination. Kanahou believes strongly in sustainability in life and the environment. We end the show discussing Kanahou's new passion, Da Kind CBD, and what they can do for you. Listeners can learn more about the CBD products that were mentioned on the show by going to: www....

We talk to the musician, Lee Sharp about ideas for Covid -19 the Musical. We have the Corona virus, or more like a musical representation of the virus, we play a portion.. Jim advises Lee to eat more vegetables to help with his toilet paper consumption. Jim insults a powerful interests in the Agricultural Community by saying "Fuck Corn" he completely writes off the prospect of becoming Iowa's favo...

Jim speaks with retired psychologist and erstwhile humorist, Joel. Personal and mental hygiene are subject of this discussion. How have people's habits have changed since mass quarantine has been observed. Some people always seem to find a way to take advantage of others.

We talk to a good friend of Jim's the musician, Lee Sharp. Lee is a proud Memphis native who has made his home in the Florida Keys. Besides being a musician he can conversate very easily with the oft confusing host. Find out more about Lee, his music and how to get a hold of him at www.leesharpmusic.com .

Jim and Steve ruminate over facemasks and gloves. There are 3 things Jim learns about wearing a facemask. Finally there a lot things that may disappear in the near future.

We have the Host and Creator of "Rebekah in the Keys". Besides producing 5 minute videos that feature Keys Businesses and human interest stories she is quite accomplished. Topics discussed: the affects of the pandemic on the Keys, long distance learning, affordable housing in the Keys, and music. You can find out more by going to www.rebekahinthekeys.com .

We welcome Papa Joe back and we hear about his dealings with the Virus. We learn that he reall hates chickens, it's personal for him.