Keys Bartender Anti-maga Podcast

Jim sends message to a Snowbird friend who will successfully deal with a health crisis. Not so distant relatives visit the Horan household in Key Largo. It reminds Jim how fortunate it was growing up with a close extended family. Astrology and serial killers given a corelatio that does not hold water for this podcaster.

We talk about the Long Island Tea. It may seem as if people are becoming more and more angry. Is it real or has it been that way the whole time? Maybe people are just more open but maybe we forgot how to be content.

The Keys seem to be the hotspot for vacationers. Jim keeps getting catfished by beautiful, young women. There tactics have changed so he is left to figure out the strategy.

Benjamin Franklin had a saying that applies to some restaurant patrons. We talk about ways a getting rid of lingerers. What to do with leftovers at the bar , not food or drink. Who can get away with calling you an a-hole?

Christmas has gone on too long for Jim. Andy Cohen says he was overserved on New Years Eve and Jim takes offence. We discuss what is personal responsibility. AT&T gets a dose of its own medicine. This episode I can say objectively is the best Episode of 2022 so far.

Podcasting from his daughter's bedroom Jim recounts his New Years activity. You know its a strange new world when the Miley Cyrus/Pete Davidson celebration is much more sober than the CNN drunkcast. Jim discovers the "island boys" and immediately wonders what people will do for notoreity. Maybe a couple face tattoos wil push the podcast to a million downloads in 2022.

Why do the locals call this week "Hell Week"? Unless its hell taking all that money to the bank. Separate incidents at the Bar results in 2 completely different reactions, leaves Jim questioning his mental health. Jim rather set Goals for 2022. Happy New Year to everyone of us, even Triple DDD.

Jim does a year in review. Focus is giving to the high points of 2021. The audience is introduced to a new charity. Oh yeah and Jim wants to be a wizard.

Jim goes on about the vibes for different Holidays when you are the Service industry. Calendars have contributed to confusion for as long as we have been using them. There are proposals to simplify the process. Please download as many episodes as you can to keep on track to 100,000 downloads.

Christmas Eve

Not to be confused with a Salute to Philadelphia the Philadelphia Salute is the endearing double bird. Why are so any people actively cultivating a bad reputation? Thanks to all my loyal listeners and please keep up the downloads.

Another Instagram message from a potential virtual fiance to Jim's Podcast Profile. Jim learns to let go of a resentment at the Gym. Please download as many shows as possible 100,000 downloads by 2022.

A trip to Botanical Gardens are one of the new Holiday Traditions for the Horan Family. A world of change from Jim's old Traditions from 25 years ago. A hint they involved thongs and pasties. Jim asks, All I want from Christmas is........100,000 downloads.

On this episode Jim discusses work related stress and some solutions. Not all the regulars get crazy nicknames. Think of some of the things we accept by thinking- Well that's how it is- . Maybe it does not have to be that way. Appeal to my regular listeners , I would like tons of shares and an extra 100,000 downloads. In the immortal words of the manager from OfficeSpace "That would be great!"

We are in the midst of the the Holiday Season you know what that means- Xmas Parties and Resolutions. We talk about our well being and something we can give to those we care for. Thanks for all the downloads.

May not be my Best episode but we will be talking about choicing superlatives. Is Earth over stepping it's authority in the Miss Universe Pageant? Does Episilon Prime get to enter any contestants in the Pageant? Thanks for all the downloads.

Jim copes with a mild cold on his day off. Its surprising that people are surprised that sex toys are being sold at big chain pharmacies. What is deviency exactly? Thanks for the downloads loyal listeners, please keep it up.

Do you treat attractive people differently? Do you need to come down to an a**hole's level to match their energy or can you just let it go? Mixing lots of liquor together does not always make the best cocktail. Thanks for all the downloads please keep downloading episodes.

An anti-vax Doctor from the Florida Keys goes to a Anti-Vax conference in Florida, of course. He contracts Covid-19 but not before threatening to spank his 97 year old father who got the vaccine. If you do not like shopping its good to have a plan to occupy yourself when you are with an avid shopper. There is no comfortable way for a grown male to hang out in Victoria Secrets. Keep up the download...

When ordering certain drinks its important to add a few details. A Cardiac Doctor does a commercial that made Jim reconsider his views on advertising. Finally, the Florida Keys have 99 problems but the invasive iguana is'nt in the top 20. Monroe County should rethink it's priorities. Downloads , downloads , downloads, thank you.

Jim experiences a brief illness on his "day off". Everything is not Covid related. We talk about the coffee drink. Jim visualizes a Civil War medical tent during his dental visits and uses that image to control his cries of pain. Oversharing is not a problem. Thanks to everyone for the additional downloads, keep it up please(thats what she said).

A car pulls into Jim's driveway looking for a room to rent. The woman says she had been texting with a person with a google phone number in Chicago. Please down load as many episodes as you can, thank you .

Jim makes it through Thanksgiving unscathed wth a crap load of food. He rushes through the podcast to avoid the onrushing carb coma due to left overs. Thanks for the downloads, please keep it up to insure the boost to rankings.

We try to come up with a seasonal cocktail special for the Holidays. Jim tries to stay in the gratitude mode with little success sometimes. If egg nog is so good why don't you see people drinking it on July 4th. Jim is thankful for all those downloads, thank you listeners please keep it up.

Thanksgiving a time of gratuity or loathing depending on your perspective. Take it from a bartender at a tourist destination people's behavior can be apalling in group situations. Please keep up the downloads .