Keys Bartender
Keys Bartender Anti-maga Podcast
A podcast from the Florida Keys hosted by a bartender. Not about bartending but about resisting 47 and his minions. The content is explicit. We publish from 2-4 episodes a week.
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Keys Bartender
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Jul 9, 2026
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Episodes
Episode 606 Self Assessment - Keys Bartender 19.04.2022 32:01
Jim makes the switch to Apple after years of denial. Can you objectively give yourself a self-assessment? Is change possible?
Episode 605-No Nudity! That Sucks! - Keys Bartender 15.04.2022 34:20
Jim comes home and investigates a strange noise that is keeping Abby awake. A dive master gives Jim the skinny on why there is an uptick in diving/snorkeling deaths in the Keys recently. Key West attempts to make Fantasy Fest a family friendly event. Don't panic you can still get enebriated and do blow off your girlfriend's chest.
Episode 604-Raison D'etre - Keys Bartender 12.04.2022 40:01
Jim baby sits a dog. While watching the dog (Henry) an 11 month old Maltese he considers one of Life's big questions. Why are we here?
Episode 603- Suspect Expectation - Keys Bartender 06.04.2022 41:54
JIm talks about how expectations can lead to unhappiness. Not getting rid of goals but the demands we want met to be happy maybe the Key. Of course he works the War in Ukraine into the episode. Thanks for all the downloads.
Episode 602- The Least Of My Problems - Keys Bartender 05.04.2022 36:10
A slew of roadblocks gets between Jim and his workout. Instead of frustration he decides to feel differently about the circumstances. This has been a lesson for how to deal with life on life's trems.
Episode 601-Time to Say Goodbye - Keys Bartender 04.04.2022 41:07
No not to the Podcast, but to the snowbirds that have begun leaving the Keys. Most Keys residents enjoy the lighter traffic and more accessible parking. Jim sees it as farewell to friends and higher earnings, in that order. Getting in to a routine that is beneficial to our well being begins with thee smallest of actions.
Episode 600-Bad Behavior - Keys Bartender 28.03.2022 31:49
Still pulling for the brave Ukranians fighting the Russian aggression. Try to get away from the horrible violence in the World today by watching the Oscars. That did'nt work out as planned.
Episode 599- John Walter Gacy? - Keys Bartender 26.03.2022 26:15
We still echo support for the brave and effective freedom fighters of the Ukraine. Why do many assasins and serial killers use 3 names? Well Jim don't you use 3 names?
Episode 598-Who the F is Alicia Keyes?- Keys Bartender 25.03.2022 37:03
Jim takes his daughter to work, Spin Class. A very nice Canadian couple says good bye to the Keys. A country/bluegrass soloist is requested to play an Alicia Keyes song with hilarious results. Putin plays the part of the big bad wolf but looks like one of the 3 little pigs.
Episode 597-Foreign Impressions- Keys Bartender 23.03.2022 45:10
It is more difficult to get the impression of what is actually like to live somewhere when you don't live there, Duh! Jim attempts to give an alternate view to a foreign friend. Competition on a regular basis is a good thing . Finally, please donate to reputable charities if you are looking to help out the Ukrainians.
Episode 596- Rageaholic - Keys Bartender 22.03.2022 51:47
A friend tells of a road rage incident in Key Largo has Jim relate a more personal story. A significant portion believe pets can be the ultimate arbiter(not a pun) whether a sranger is a good person. Well if we can attribute human qualities to other species then they can be assholes sometimes. As always we support the heroic resistance of Ukraine
Episode 595-Overly Confident - Keys Bartender 18.03.2022 44:11
Jim opens with St. Patrick's day at the Catch, same celebration different suroundings. A quick check in the Monroe County Sheriff's arrest photos to see if we know or want to anyone. We end with more support for the Ukraine.
Episode 594- Quinceanera/St. Patrick's Day - Keys Bartender 14.03.2022 45:00
Jim and Abby go to a Quinceanera on Saint Patrick's Day weekend. Jim runs into a disgruntled patron at the event. When did sweets become something Jim would crave? We are seeing the Ukrainians continue to resist Russian aggression.
Episode 593-Keys Krazy Karachters - Keys Bartender 12.03.2022 40:02
Jim starts out with addressing people who parrot adversarial talking points on the Russian aggression against Ukraine. With the increase in traffic this season in the Florida Keys there is a corresponding increase in unique individuals. Jim wonders why crazy cannot be more interesting at times. He wraps up with some advice he gave a friend.
Episode 592-To My Russian (Ancestry) Friends - Keys Bartender 10.03.2022 40:12
The wind needs to be considered when you are planning to be on the water. A friend of Russian Ancestry apologizes for being Russian. Jim points out that it is not the Russians but it's leaders who are the aggressors. If you would like to donate to aid Ukraine's Civilians : Doctors Without Borders(Medicines sans Frontiers) www.newyork.msf.org Save the Children www.savethechildren.org
Episode 591-Didn't Mean To Piss You Off, Not - Keys Bartender 07.03.2022 34:23
Daytona Bike week is here along with the motorcycles comes the discussion of road safety. Only a small group of offenders are to blame for all the carnage. Jim gets into a disagreement with someone who is sort of a kindred spirit on FaceBook.
Episode 590-D-Bag Hall of Fame - Keys Bartender 04.03.2022 38:09
Jim finds himself changing demeanor depending on the group he is conversing with at the Bar. The Governor of Florida and the leader of Soviet Union 2.0 are honored with induction in to the Douchebag Hall of Fame.
Episode 589-Looking for a Bathroom - Keys Bartender 03.03.2022 30:59
Looking for a restroom is a arduous job for some people. Ukraine keeps resisting as the Russians a more indiscriminate type of warfare.
Episode 588-Ms. Direction - Keys Bartender 01.03.2022 30:21
More is not always better. Putin sends in his B-team with alot more equipment to the course of an invasion going wrong. Ukrainians use road signs to let the Russians know there true feelings.
Episode 587-Creating Heroes - Keys Bartender 27.02.2022 36:29
Pictured is Ukrainian Soldier, Vitaly Skakun Volodymyrovych. He is credited with blowing up a bridge outside of Crimea to slow down the advance of Russian Armour. The explosion occurred with Vitaly still on the bridge. This gamble of Putin is creating Ukrainian Heroes and turning the world a gainst Russia. On another note Jim feels that bartending may be losing its luster for him.
Episode 586-Putin's Big Mistake - Keys Bartender 26.02.2022 40:54
As the Russian Armed incursion continues Ukrainian resitance increases. The ease of a Putin victory is not an absolute in the near feature and in the long-term it may have backfired. Supporting the Ukrainian Armed Forces and Resistance.
Episode 585 Russian Ship Go F*ck Yourself - Keys Bartender 25.02.2022 36:28
Ukraine needs the world support. Support would shorten the amount of time needed to get every russian service member out of their country,
Episode 584-Slowing Down a Steam Roller in Ukraine- Keys Bartender 24.02.2022 28:53
Jim dedicates show to the People of the Ukraine. Why would a bartender in the Florida Keys care? Well he does and its his show.
Episode 583-Wrong Turn - Keys Bartender 23.02.2022 36:46
Jim's bartending tip is a simple hygiene practice. An over reliance on a mapping app takes the host on a trip into Miami. Finally, our decisions take us to where we are in life.
Episode 582- Freezing D*ck Part2 - Keys Bartender 22.02.2022 3:54
Part 2, Ironic cut-off after penis story.
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