KEWL Podcasts

Disclaimer, this was recorded like 2 months ago. I, Cactus, got an ear infection afterwards so I couldn't edit it and then I just couldn't find the time but finally, here it is. Hash and Cactus, two men with shitty opinions who do it for free, talk shit about a man with shitty opinions getting paid $10.99 a month by smelly marks who want to parrot his opinion as if it matters. Follow us on social...

Hash and Cactus' mutual love of Kung Fu movies finally manifests itself in a new series, KEWL Fu, where they watch bad Kung Fu movies. Jiu Jitsu starring Nicolas Cage is the first on the list and probably the most forgettable once all is said and done. How bad is it? Watch and maybe find out idk it's pretty disorganized because of how uninterestingly bad it is. Follow us on social media and YouTub...

Happy 8th day of Hanukkah, my chosen bros! KEWL is back for a very merry holiday podcast, this time reviewing the 2002 Adam Sandler animated film Eight Crazy Nights. Is it as bad as people say? Is it an underrated gem? Are the KEWL boys going to slip up and say something that'll get them cancelled? Listen and find out! Follow us on social media and YouTube: Twitter: https://twitter.com/kewlposting...

KEWL returns to the land of the rising sun to bring you our takes on NJPW's Dominion in Osaka-jo Hall and also on AEW for some reason. Rey Delfín also celebrates 200 days as the KEWL Democratic People's Republic President for Life Heavyweight Champion with a name change. All this and more trash on KEWL (now with 100% more racism!). Follow us on social media and YouTube: Twitter: https://twitter.co...

KEWL is back with Season 3 after all members apart from Dolphin died of Coronavirus and have been replaced with voice doubles. GCW is also back with their newest show The Wrld On GCW, Part Deux. It's GCW's wrld, baby, KEWL is just living in it. Follow us on social media and YouTube: Twitter: https://twitter.com/kewlposting Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/KEWLposting/ YouTube: https://www.youtub...

Your least favorite people are back and this time, it's personal. In this very special episode that features a guest appearance from George Thorogood and CFO$ performing an a cappella rendition of End of Days, we review(if you can call what we do reviewing) NXT Takeover: Portland. Follow us on social media and YouTube: Twitter: https://twitter.com/kewlposting Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/KEW...

KEWL Season 2 is coming to break your bones and then break them again with the start of our Review™ series. So I hope you enjoy our interpretations of the events transpiring in NXT Takeover: Blackpool II Follow us on social media and Youtube: Twitter: https://twitter.com/kewlposting Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/KEWLposting/ Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCor7uRRNZ9uAF1ndDVbzOSw?

On this dawn of a new decade, the KEWL boys decide to weigh in on the landscape of the NFL and how they think the playoffs are going to unfold. Meanwhile, Rey is live from an active war zone so he can be a 49ers mark one last time before he's shot by a Taliban sniper. Follow us on social media and Youtube: Twitter: https://twitter.com/kewlposting Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/KEWLposting/ You...

KEWL is back so tell your friends, tell your neighbors, tell Randy Gonzalez, we're coming both barrels guns loaded! Tonight we review NWA's Into the Fire and CZW's Cage of Death while bringing that brand of humor you all know and tolerate so gather 'round and enjoy. Follow us on social media and Youtube: Twitter: https://twitter.com/kewlposting Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/KEWLposting/ Youtu...

KEWL is back at it with this double block of that GCW goodness we all love so much. So, if you like discussions about staple gun prices, nachos and Teddy Hart impressions, this is the podcast for you! We also talk about the wrestling if that's what you want I guess. Follow us on social media and Youtube: Twitter: https://twitter.com/kewlposting Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/KEWLposting/ Youtu...

SPOILERS AHEAD SO HECK OFF IF YOU WANNA WATCH THIS MOVIE!!! Happy Halloween, kiddies! The KEWL boiz are back and this time they're talking about a little flick on Netflix named Terrifier starring a killer clown named Art who does things and stuff. Find out more by listening to this horrifically bad podcast. Disclaimer: WE DO NOT CONDONE DRUNK DRIVING, PLEASE DO NOT DRIVE DRUNK, ANYTHING ON THIS PO...

Them there KEWL SOBs talk about the double header of Beyond Wrestling's Sodom & Gomorrah and GCW's No Sleep. We also discuss the many things cooler than Seth Rollins and finding one thing that is less cool. Follow us on social media: Twitter: https://twitter.com/kewlposting Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/KEWLposting/

We are back whether we want to be or not. In this action packed episode of the worst podcast on the internet, we talk about the Nick Gage Invitational 4 and Beyond Wrestling: All Hands on Deck. See you in another 5 weeks or so. Follow us on social media: Twitter: https://twitter.com/kewlposting Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/KEWLposting/

In the midst of a hurricane coming solely to kill both Cactus and Dolphin, they, along with their friend Hash, find solace the only way they can. Japanese death matches. The also talk about the G1 Climax finals and sorta kinda almost talk about ICW's Insane 8. We kinda cut it short but I'm pretty sure it's considered a war crime to force you guys to see clips from four Markus Crane matches. Cactus...

Rey Delfin, Hash and Cactus talk about the events of the week, SummerSlam, Takeover: Toronto 2 and Joey Janela's Escape from LA. We also discuss Nate Webb's bald fucking head and slobber over the Fiend. If you don't watch this, there will be blood and possibly some bodily fluids that we can't talk about. Follow us on social media: Twitter: https://twitter.com/kewlposting Facebook: https://www.face...

(Apparently I forgot to upload this to Soundcloud, oopsies, pretend it goes in order) Cactus and Hash talk Evolve 10th Anniversary, GCW: 5150, WWE Extreme Rules and the G1 Climax day 2 in this really long, really shitty episode of this horrid, putrid, grotesque podcast Follow us on social media: Twitter: https://twitter.com/kewlposting Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/KEWLposting/

The KEWL boiz mourn the loss of Defiant by watching Built to Destroy, talk about GCW Beg for Mercy and close out with Beyond Wrestling's Americanrana. Remember, there are no laws when you're drinking claws. Also remember not to get buzzed during a podcast. Follow us on social media: Twitter: https://twitter.com/kewlposting Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/KEWLposting/

All three of the KEWL boys talk about GCW: Lights Out and Invisible Man Presents: W.O.M.B.A.T. and one of the boys sounds off about a certain wrestler, and I'm not talking about "Mr. Walk It Out" John Poe. Also, fuck the G1, our coverage of that sucked so I made the executive decision to cut it. Follow us on social media: Twitter: https://twitter.com/kewlposting Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/...

Cactus and Hash get tipsy and talk about Impact's Slammiversary XVII and the NJPW G1 Climax day 1. We also shit talk nZo A. Maury and talk of our love of emo music. Cactus coughs a lot and let's hope it's throat cancer. You can skip this episode. Follow us on social media: Twitter: https://twitter.com/kewlposting Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/KEWLposting/

Those dang KEWL Boys talk about AEW Fyter Fest and GCW Backyard Wrestling while dipping their toes into G1 Climax fangirling like the shitty smarks they are. You'll not want to miss this one unless you have literally anything else to do. Follow us on social media: Twitter: https://twitter.com/kewlposting Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/KEWLposting/

Hash, Cactus & Cactus' Cat for a second talk about WWE Stomping Grounds and the CZW Tournament of Death and how shit their shitty shit commentary is. Follow us on social media: Twitter: https://twitter.com/kewlposting Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/KEWLposting/

Hash and Cactus discuss Drags & Dropkicks, the GCW Tournament of Survival and Impact's A Night You Can't Mist. Recorded on 6/8/2019 and uploaded late 6/12/2019 due to technical difficulties, laziness and the fact I wanted to watch the Bruins lose in game 7 of the Stanley Cup Finals. Follow us on social media: Twitter: https://twitter.com/kewlposting Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/KEWLposting/

Hash and Cactus talk about the NOAH Super Jr. Tag Night One show as well as NXT Takeover XXV