Keeping Up Appearances Podcast

We are all together in a studio for the first time ever! For a first try, we think it went quite well. We discuss football conspiracy theories in M5, featuring some Liverpool slander and an implication that Old Trafford has its own magic (centre) circle. Throw in a chaotic edition of KUA and we've successfully ticked off a big milestone. Plenty more where they came from hopefully!

It's not your usual episode this week as we had to take a break from recording. Instead, we've brought you a flashback episode - some of our best bits from Marooned 5 over the last year and a half. Our debates cover Favourite AFCON players, alternative PL Hall of Fame nominations and the ultimate football talent hotbeds. You may remember some of these discussions or it may be your first time liste...

Gave of Fives returns this week, with the lads creating teams consisting of anyone who has received a red card in the Premier League. It's harder than you think! Throw in a Mike Tyson inspired Marooned 5 and a tricky KUA and you've got yourself an hour of fantastic football content. Tell anyone and everyone if you enjoy the pod - spread the word for us!

We have another great episode for you today, featuring a brand new starting game from Leon Osman's House of Games. It's been an eventful week for referees and we decided to debate the ultimate howlers from the men in black. On top of that, we have an International KUA. What more could you want? Follow us on socials and tell a friend (if you have one).

It was Bonfire Night this week and we decided to discuss those 'firework footballers' that we all love to reminisce about - players that shone brightly but then disappeared almost as quickly. From one-touch poachers to unspeakable crimes, we talk about it all. This is sandwiched between games of KUA Dares Wins and Keeping Up Appearances - both of which were closely contested. Follow us on socials...

This week we are joined by an old friend of the show, Sean, whilst we discuss the biggest journeymen in football. This is a very tenuous Halloween link, as Tosh will tell you. This episode also sees the return of Linkee and the old favourite, Keeping Up Appearances. Follow us on socials and tell a friend (if you have one).

Back in business with the full cohort this week. A new game, Game of Fives, is introduced this week, much to the frustration of one of us. We also have all of the usual segments, with another insightful Marooned 5 debate. Follow us on socials and tell a friend (if you have one).

Shaun is absent this week but has been replaced by friend of the show, Max Burns - back again after a few weeks. This week, we discuss the biggest non-traditional football rivalries, as well as the return of Any Given Saturday, a KUA stalwart. A big number in Keeping Up Appearances causes a few problems for the lads too. Follow us on socials and tell a friend (if you have one).

Following Anthony Gordon's penalty miss at Goodison Park, we decided to look at moments of Schadenfreude in football - when you take pleasure in the misery of others. Local rivalries resurfaced, as well as some unexpected nominations. It's another international KUA too, with both brilliant and horrendous guesses from the lads. Follow us on socials and tell a friend (if you have one).

The regular four are back this week for a Ballon d'Or themed episode. It also sees the return of KUA Dares Wins, which tests the lads on a range of topics, as well as the usual Keeping Up Appearances. Who do you think deserved a Ballon d'Or across their career? And, most importantly, did they play under Brucey at Sunderland? Follow us on socials and tell a friend (if you have one).

An old friend returns this week as Max joins us from Stateside, trading places with Callum in more ways than one. His life inspired our M5 topic - Best Brits Abroad. We also used some European football ties in our game of KUA and, for our own sake, we won't mention this week's Keepy Up Appearances shambles. Follow us on socials and tell a friend (if you have one).

This is an instant classic! We were joined by Lee and Adam, the Two Mr Ps of Two Mr Ps in a Pod(Cast), as we discussed the ultimate teacher's pet in football. If you're a football fan who works in education, this podcast is a must-listen. The Lampard family neopitsm, Gary Neville's friend list and Lee Cattermole's CV were just some of the things that came up. And, if you want to know which footbal...

This week we are joined by a football TikToker and a friend of ours, JDBFootball. He discusses football's finest showboats with us and admits his fear of Arsenal in this week's North London Derby. We were treated to Bob's quiz opener this week too, which was a bit chaotic to start with but turned into a classic by the end. Follow us on socials and tell a friend (if you have one).

This could be our least structured but also our best episode yet. Tosh delivered an all-timer but probably not for reasons he'd hope for. In Marooned 5, we discuss 90s footballers we'd love to see in the modern day game and KUA features our first international tie of the season. Follow us on socials and tell a friend (if you have one).

Episode 3 brings some of the usual KUA content, as well as a brand new intro game - Football Linkee. We also discuss the new phenomenon of the Barclaysman (©The Cultras Football Podcast) and debate modern day versions. We also have a tricky game of KUA, featuring two teams none of us care about one bit. Follow us on socials and tell a friend (if you have one).

This week, Rockbusters returns, back by overwhelming popular demand (this may or may not be true), On top of that, we discuss our favourite strike partnerships, whilst considering club legends in our game of KUA. Follow us on socials and tell a friend (if you have one).

We are back for Season 2! We have brought back your favourite features and we will be introducing some new ones over the next few weeks. We've started with a tasty Marooned 5 - the best football fights. And if you want to hear about Bob's one and only fight, give it listen. Follow us on socials and tell a friend (if you have one).

Our final Euros pod and it's a good one! we play a confusing game of Keepy Up Appearances and debate those Streets Won't Forget Euros players in Marooned 5. Well, some of us do... Like, follow and share with a friend (if you have one).

Another Euro 2024 edition, featuring all of the usual features. In Marooned 5, we debate our nominations for a new England National Anthem - this is a good one! Like, share and tell a friend, if you have one.

We are back! We hope at least one of you has missed us. We have returned with most of the usual segments, plus a brand new game called Keepy Up Appearances - we hope you enjoy it! Like, share and tell your friends (if you have any).

It's the end of the season, which means this is our last episode before our short pre-Euros break. Part 2 of this week's episode features the final Marooned 5 of the season, based on the most iconic final days in the Premier League, as well as a Champions League-inspired game of Keeping Up Appearances. Like, share and tell a friend (if you have one).

It's the end of the season, which means this is our last episode before our short pre-Euros break. Part 1 of this week's episode sees us review our early season predictions, whilst also handing out some awards as we look back on the last year. Like, share and tell a friend (if you have one).

It's the penultimate weekend of the PL season and we're already thinking ahead to our plans for next season. This week, we considered alternative nominations for the Premier League Hall of Fame - those players that will probably never make it but should for their own unique reason. An SPL-based Keeping Up Appearances game and a tricky Any Given Saturday complete the episode. Oh, and a meltdown fro...

An ever-changing line up this week but we still have all of our regular features. Following a KUA charity match, we have a special guest in for Marooned 5 as we discussed the best headed goals of all time. Like, share and tell a friend, if you have one.

Following Bob’s recent London Marathon heroics, we decided to discuss players who are remembered for their longevity as well as their trophy haul. We also played a boring game of Any Given Saturday and were faced with a tricky Keeping Up Appearances number. We wish Callum well on his return to THE island. Like, share and tell a friend, if you have one.