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Wtf happened? Pot shit luck The Army is bad at social media Wtf did ! Hear? Igor - Tyler the Creator Father of Ashad - DJ Khaled Logic - Confessions of a Dangerous Mind Back to School - Grease 2 Cast Wtf did ! Watch? John Wick Chapter - 3: Parabellum (ditto) Game of Thrones Finale (ditto) West World III Trailer Dark Crystal series trailer Aladdin Boys Over Flowers The Bachelorette Wtf did ! Go? Pa...

Wtf happened? Row vs. Wade part douche Constance Wu is pissed Wtf did ! Hear? I found U - Passion Pit (feat. Galantis) Almost Love - Sabrina Carpenter Wtf did ! Watch? Someone Great Wine Country Student of the Year 2 Wtf did ! Go? Mother's Day Brunch Wtf did ! Say? I should get a tax write-off for laughing at so many damn corny jokes. Amber Ruffin, Matt Walsh, Jaime Robledo Renaissance (Wo)Man vs....

Wtf happened? Met Gala Joe Budden and Cyn Break-up My Father’s Charmed Life Wtf did ! Hear? Lizzo - Soulmate Wtf did ! Watch? Breaking Down the House Umbrella Academy Wtf did ! Go? Santigold Wtf did ! Say? When does a symptom become a choice? happened? George Wallace Protest sign

Wtf happened? John Singleton R.I.P. Tribeca fun at Brut. White Privilege Zac Efron Wtf did ! Hear? CrasH Talk - Schoolboy Q Sug - Dababy Only you - Theophilus London & Tame Impala Wtf did ! Watch? Someone Great - Netflix Avengers End Lame Wtf did ! Go? Aimee's Baby Shower Wtf did ! Say? When someone asks me "Vince" who the fuck do you think you are?" I say, "you already know bitch"

Wtf happened? Soledad O'Brien Brut. Visit Synagogue shooting in CA Celebrities are mad we have opinions Wtf did ! Hear? Earth - Little Dicky Saw Lightning - Beck Tinashe Ft. Chris Brown - Player Wtf did ! Watch? Avengers End Game More Marvel Lost in Austen Wtf did ! Go? NHL Second Round Finals Wtf did ! Say? Some people struggle just to say they struggle. So many people in the world are intimidate...

Episode 50 All of the above: An Excuse to add a D option to a Multiple Choice Test. Timmy: Hey dude, What'd you put for number 7? Jack: All of the Above man, It's the only logical one! Timmy: Good thinking. Wtf happened? Notre Dame is burning down Redacted Mueller Report “Accordingly, while this report does not conclude that the president committed a crime, it also does not exonerate him.” Olsen T...

An observation on the fact that it takes two willing people to commit infidelity, not just one. "I heard DJ was doin' Tommy's bitch. He's got no respect." "Yeah, well shows you what kinda hoodrat she is. It takes two to tango, yo?" Wtf happened? Team Building Trump’s visit to Mount Vernon Wtf did ! Hear? Make it better - Anderson Paak & Smokey Robinson/Alchemist Patience - Tame Impala Wtf did ! Wa...

Living the dream - Often used ironically, often when one person hates their life and would just like to kill themselves rather than live another day of their shitty lives. Wtf happened? Walk on by that baby carriage (FB Post) Elizabeth Hasselbeck and dangerous abortion myths Wtf did ! Hear? Rabbit Hole - Jenny Lewis R.I.P. Nipsey Hussle Old Town Road - Remix Lil Nas X and Billy Ray Cyrus Wtf did !...

Episode 47 Cliche Brief: Preaching to the choir means you are trying to make believers out of people who already believe, or convince people who are already convinced Wtf happened? Mueller Report The Jussie Smollett Rollercoaster Wtf did ! Hear? Hi this is Flume - Flume 123456 - Fitz and the Tantrums Confessions of a Dangerous Mind - Logic Scooby Doo papa Prime J.Lo conspiracy theory Wtf did ! Wat...

Wtf happened? Ancestry.com Instagram idiot Wtf did ! Hear? Sally Walker - Iggy Azalea Lo/Hi - Black Keys High on You - Survivor Wtf did ! Watch? You were never really here Abducted In Plain Sight Captain Marvel A.P. Bio Stop being so quick to make a movie or show recommendation. Wtf did ! Go? Frida Khalo Brooklyn Museum Ile Performance El Barrio Museo Superhero at Second Stage Brooklyn Botanical G...

Wtf happened? Blocked on Twitter Apologizing for an apology Aunt Becky going to jail Wtf did ! Hear? Ile Air Supply -  Making Love Out of Nothing at All Wtf did ! Watch? Captain Marvel Winter's Bone Period. End of Sentence Bachelor Finale Wtf did ! Go? Elton John The Play That Goes Wrong Alita: Battle Angel Wtf did ! Say? Some people look the same as their before photos and nothing like their baby...

Wtf happened? Keep that same energy (Baby August) Trump called Tim Cook “Tim Apple”, CEO of Lockheed Martin, “Marilyn Lockheed”, etc. Wtf did ! Hear? 2 Chainz Solange Pharrell's New Music Festival Why Should I Worry? From “Oliver and Company” -Billy Joel, Dan Hartman, Charlie Midnight Wtf did ! Watch? Leaving Neverland USA Skate Spielberg vs. Netflix More Bachelor Wtf did ! Go? Russian Tea Room Gr...

Keep Calm and Napalm (YouTube) Episode 43 XL!!! Wtf happened? Gagging on the truth (Bachelor party and San Diego Zoo cup) Destination wedding in Little Midwest (a.k.a our resort in the DR) Wtf did ! Hear? Hopelessly Devoted - Olivia Newton John as sung by the same bitch two nights in a row at Karaoke Wtf did ! Watch? 8th Grade Bright Wtf did ! Go? Interview with Andrew from @poopersguide Wtf did !...

Wtf happened? Friendship or Philanthropy? Excuses for tardiness Wtf did ! Hear? Cancel King of Pop or King of Hip-Hop/R&B? Wtf did ! Watch? Greenbook Wtf did ! Go? Jayme away in the Dominican Republic Vegan Brunch cancelled Wtf did ! Say? Fucking in the shower is awkward Trying not to try too hard. “I don’t to be real in other people’s lives. I want to be an apparition.” @KarlLagerfeld #RIP

Wtf happened? • Fake gurus • If low cost of living is a high priority in your personal life, NYC isn't the place for you. Wtf did ! Hear? Grammy's Recap Songs we're jamming to Albums released this week Ariana Grande - Thank you, next LP Wtf did ! Watch? Mandy Wtf did ! Go? VDay for Jayme recap Wtf did ! Say? • Neighbor had zero fruit. • Mom would scare away VD • Rather than unfriend people, I repo...

Wtf happened? • Ran into an ex and matched her childhood friend on hinge. • McDonald's New Zealand killing my dream in voiceover. • New job Ego finesse with college friend. • Super Bowl tits Wtf did ! Hear? • Grammy Rappers absence • Ariana Grande Production and tattoo snafu • Big Pun over Biggie? 19 year anniversary of death. Wtf did ! Watch? Velvet Buzzsaw Life in itself Clemency Patrick Melrose...

New Year, Same ol' V Wtf happened? Year in News Xmas Recap Wtf did ! Hear? 2018 Rewind Spotify Wtf did ! Watch? If Beale Street Could Talk Spider-Man Into the Spiderverse Mary Poppins Returns (don't tap me) Birdbox Wtf did ! Go? Snoop Dogg NYE Wtf did ! Say? • You are an alcoholic if you have a favorite bartender #gigglefit • Teaching moms slang- my mom was trying to say big dick energy but she co...

Wtf happened? I hate Xmas albums Mistletoads Holiday Parties not being called xmas. NY pot laws and Josh Gordon NFL. Wtf did ! Hear? Fuck you, next... @ArianaGrande @therealmichaelrappaport @starbucks Cardi B & Offset Rolling Loud Joe Budden and Cyn Santana Wtf did ! Watch? Into the Spiderverse A very Deadpool Xmas Aquaman Wtf did ! Go? Binghamton NY When the guest room is too nice. You know the h...

Wtf happened? • You know someone is going through some shitty times if they post throwback pictures daily for a week straight. • He doesn’t lie to spare your feelings. He lies because he’s a fucking liar. • If you take up two seats, you deserve to stand. Wtf did ! Hear? Hooligans- Vic Mensa Some Rap Songs- Earl Sweatshirt Sick Boy- Chainsmokers Wtf did ! Watch? Roma - Netflix Wtf did ! Go? A booed...

Wtf happened? Smooth Fucking Jazz What if the loud speaker music on the bus or train was dope? Un poquito/coquito (the gateway drug) Kills me when people say in the past was a more "innocent" time. Using a snowstorm to plaster a woman into hooking up should be creepy in any period. - Baby it's Cold Outside Kohls Uber Rewards Wtf did ! Hear? Grammy 2019 Nominations Wtf did ! Watch? Golden Globe Nom...

Wtf did ! Say? Camp stories: Roosevelt High Crew Shibley Olympics Goose Cup Arcade room sex Billy the Creep and my interview The Vault Bachelor Phil

Let's get campy! Wtf happened? Heimlich maneuver Peanut Allergies Wtf did ! Hear? Spotify Release Wire Albums Released this week. Go to song (Phil and Jeff) Championships- Meek Mill Wtf did ! Watch? Ralph Breaks the Internet Robin Hood Do you wanna see a dead body? YouTube Making A Murderer 2 Narcos: Mexico Wtf did ! Go? Medford NY Jeff's House

Only the wrong survive!  Wtf happened?  • Bill Maher Stan Lee Blog post • Religious missionary island hopper.  • Amazon gentrification. White people getting the origins of Queen Latifah and Run DMC wrong. • Deadspin: Harvard Touchdown Called Back After Running Back Flipped Yale's Defense The Bird. • https://deadspin.com/harvard-touchdown-called-back-after-running-back-flippe-1830515819 • Kim Porte...

Episode 33 Do as I say and fuck what I do. Monologue • Pause • People mistake what they enjoy with what's quality. • Retiring early (LIRR Bose) • Wearing dope stuff will have too many people trying to talk to you. High school Hype Beast • Veterans Day Jason Kipnis blowing up bros spot. • Ilan Omar anti-Semitic lie. Zionism • Vape life (FDA vs JUUL) • Amazon relocation. NYC can't be a global city i...

Nothing really matters and nothing is ever nothing. Wtf happened? • Rest in Power Stan Lee • I bid you I don't • When a homeless person gets turned down and still says god bless... I don't deserve that! • You can feel superior and it's alright to feel inferior. • Sending vibes as if its tangible. • Is it ok to call out a camel toe? • My racist dog from Indiana • Jeff Sessions. Florida, Texas and G...