Kat & JJ

Kat needs a WAXING...badly.  Also, why are there water bottles full of pee laying around?  And WE HAVE LIGHT!!!  Enjoy the weekend!

Ladies, would you sell the undies off your bod for $100? Also, JENNY from FOREST GUMP is the biggest villain in movie history?  WTF?

What stores do you go to that you can almost guarantee you'll fight with your spouse at? Also, how do you split the check when you go out with another couple - JJ gets LIT UP by listeners b/c he's dumb.  And other stuff :)

On today's show - asking forgiveness because of getting drunk in a church parking lot, making it illegal for your boss to contact you after work and CRAZY fur parents - lots of giggles today!

Kat ate lunch alone hiding in an arcade waiting for the pharmacy to open so she could get her butt pills. No lie. YOU GOTTA HEAR THIS....and more :)

Found out today that A LOT of women listening are packin' heat on the daily - and if you're not armed with a gun, you probably have a knife close. Also...had to feed 3 listeners to the sharks.  Didn't want to...had to.

Our boss, Sampson has apparently been bad-mouthing us in public and we have a listener that heard it.  Kat had a gift card fall in her pee and is going to use it.  JJ"s dog ate all the cake.  AND MORE! - commercial free!!!

When you get matching tats and then divorce....WTF? Also, did Kat leave school during lunch to watch 90210 and buy tons of sticky WEED?  

Horrible holiday meals, $1200 jackets and doggie Tinder?  Lots of laughs today - check it out here!!

Burrito Fights.  Candy.  Giveaways. Laughs and Fun Listeners.  Dumb stuff.  BUT....the podcast is commercial free, so just listen please.  

Why did JJ's old man throw an perfectly cooked steak at the TV? Why do listeners wanna choke their kids?  Will you see more "Satan rules" shirts in school?  Get it all here - commercial free!!

Odd show today....heard form WAYYYY to many women that have thought about killing their husband.... And....would you wear a t-shirt that says "I LOVE THE D" to Disney with your kids?  lol. 

We gave away another $1000.00 CASH - congrats Ethan!  SWF stalker talk and Kat's now sippin' out a mason jar....just like her hillbilly kin.  Damn son.  

Today we found out that Kat prefers a limp one....listen to find out why :)  Also, a round of FML Friday - just to make you feel a little better - have a great weekend!  Cya Monday!

Today, we learned just how much you can make by having an Only Fans....whoa.  Also, "Drunk Adult or Little Kid" had us laughing hard!  We also explored why Kat is the WORST WIFE EVER...poor Derek.  

Talked to Bill today....he hunts HUMANS.  Also, why Stephanie is mad that her man wants an engagement ring too....get it HERE! 

Today we learned that horrible people bring LICE into your home.  Also, women in labor do AMAZING things!!!  Get it all here - COMMERCIAL FREE!!!

Why were the cops waiting for the plane JJ was on?  Why is Kat soooooo tired?  What is the best toast to give at a wedding?  We got it all inside!

Fun show to wrap up the week  -  including an FML Friday - people who's week wasn't the best (including Kissin' Cousins!) and how you treat your pooch?!?!?!

Today, we may have actually saved a woman's marriage...seriously!  Plus, magic pills and Kat's math skills hit a new low.  Ugh. 

How would you feel if your partner constantly told people they loved them? What questions are you constantly asked that you get annoyed by? Is walking the dog a workout? What did you learn in a bar? Why should you have 2 kids instead of 3? And Sampson drama continues with a voicemail??

With Britney Spears writing a book about ghosts, we chat ghost stories. Plus, how do you sneak liquor onto an airplane? Do you own a piece of history? What animal would you train? And what is the best 80's movie?

How much are you paying for daycare? Kat helped her sister move this weekend and let's just say there was a lot of family drama. What teacher would you apologize now to as an adult? Where were you stranded? Kat, JJ, and Alayna give each other pep talks. And Didi Conn left a voicemail for "Sampson?"

It's another FML Friday, where the Playhouse make you feel better about your misfortunes. JJ doesn't understand why some things are the way they are. He makes you question your beliefs with "riddle me this." Kat tries to predict listener futures with "Fortune Friday." We chat "butt crowns" aka tramp stamps. And what irrational fear did you have as a kid? 

Why would Kat open up a store called "A Pinch of Somethin?" What dumb thing did you get in trouble at work for? Why is Kat a bad coach? What made you so frustrated you cried? What is your significant other better at than you? You would not date your partner if their job was what? And the "Sampson" drama continues!