Kar Dishin' It: All Things Kardashian

This week’s vintage recap is a fun, racy one where Single Kim is hooking back up with her former bodyguard Shengo since they’re both in NYC. Meanwhile, Scott inexplicably starts throwing around piles of money he clearly does not have. And in the week’s news, we do a lil Valentine’s roundup of the KarJenners, dive into the North West painting drama, and wag our collective fi...

Oh, we’re having fun, folks! This week’s vintage recap of Kourtney & Kim Take New York is a reminder that we’re in some true glory days covering this family. Kim is shocked when her W Magazine cover ends up showing her fully nude while Kourtney gets irate at Scott after he gets into a brawl at a club — all during Khloe’s visit from LA. We also sift through the week&#821...

Can you believe it? We’re diving into yet another dreamy spin-off! This time, it’s the premiere episode of Kourtney & Kim Take New York, where the sisters land at their Tribeca loft and start planning the DASH NY opening. We even get a glimpse of Kanye as he visits newly singly Kim. Meanwhile, we dig into the week’s news, including a Turks & Caicos trips for the girls, Kh...

A little late but worth the wait, we say! Thanks for bearing with us and our delay this week. We’re so excited to deliver a big honker of an episode for ya, with a recap of the Season Five KUWTK finale and, of course, all the news we’ve missed. First up? Kourt and Travis Barker, of course! In our excitement, we dig into the relationship timeline, revisit his truly jaw-dropping past, an...

Can you believe it’s still only January? It’s been a truly wild couple of weeks and, while there’s still been no formal divorce announcement from KimYe, all signs still point to it happening. We sift through updates and clues along with the rest of the family’s headlines, including a rumored appearance by Caitlyn in the Sex & The City reboot, Travis Barker + Kourt, and...

It’s been a week, huh?! You better believe even in the midst of national chaos, we’ve got a whole lotta thoughts on the big Kimye divorce announcement which we dive into headfirst. Meanwhile, we parse all the side gossip, including the Jeffree Star and Van Jones of it all. We also manage to get to a vintage KUWTK recap, from Season Five, where Kris has a crush on her personal trainer a...

Happy New Year!!!!! We’re back with a brand, new episode to kick off 2021 and couldn’t be more excited about it, frankly. First we dive into the KarJenner headlines we’ve missed, from the family’s lavish vacationing in Aspen to Khloe’s absolutely mind-melting engagement ring. And then it’s time to recap a vintage episode from Season Five of KUWTK where tween Kyl...

They’re baaaaaaaaaack! Not to E!, of course, but this week the KarJenners announced they plan to create and star in “global content” for Disney/Hulu starting next year! We discuss the scant details we have so far and dig into the rest of the week’s headlines, including more rumors of Kim and Kanye living separate lives, Kourt gifting a very chic sex toy, and Khloe finally s...

Marcy and Jess are coasting through December with more vintage recaps, this time through Season Five of KUWTK. This week, in episode six, Kourt weighs possibly moving to New York with Scott because of the tension between him and the family. Meanwhile, a dog gets neutered. We’ve got the week’s news too, including the grand cancellation of the Kardashian Christmas Eve Party (thank god),...

Oooo! This is such a special episode! Yes, we have that Season Five Episode Five KUWTK recap for you. Yes, we have the week’s KarJenner news. But we also have… a special guest! Here to share a FIRST-HAND story about a wild interaction he had with the one and only Kim K., it’s actor/writer/podcaster Michael McMillian from True Blood, Crazy Ex-Girlfriend, and his own Bigfoot Collec...

As we stare at the vast expanse before us until Season 20 of KUWTK arrives, we happily hop back to vintage recaps! We’re picking back up where we left off, in Season Five. It’s 2010 and Kim and the fam are joining the big leagues as far as fame goes. And in this episode, Kim and her new bodyguard begin a flirty tryst while Khloe tries to teach Lamar to swim. We also get to the week&#82...

Surprise! It’s.. the season finale?! Don’t know ’bout you guys but we had no idea this was another mini season! (Side-eye emoji) We check in mostly with Khloe and Tristan as they continue towards the looooong teased reconciliation and Scott’s tragic rehab exit after having his privacy violated. Meanwhile there’s news, like the mystery of Khloe suddenly unfollowing Tri...

Hey, how about some celebrating?! We made it through one of the weirdest election weeks (and years?) in history and there’s a lot to toast to! So we’ve got a whopper of an ep for ya! We round up the KarJenner family responses to the election as well as the latest on Larsa’s big gossip spill this week. Meanwhile, we recap another of KUWTK where Khloe continues to battle the virus...

Well. If you follow the Kardashians on social media, this week was really something. We devote a solid chunk of this week’s ep to unpacking how absolutely insane it felt to see pics of Kim’s private island birthday getaway, a hologram of Robert Kardashian Sr. praising Kanye West’s genius and talking about farts, and Kendall throwing a non-socially distanced Halloween/birthday par...

The celebration continues! Our Kween Kim Kardashian turned 40 last week and it’s time for KUWTK to properly toast to her by dedicating an entire episode to the behind-the-scenes of pulling together a truly epic surprise birthday party! Meanwhile, we dig through some news, including Kanye’s lengthy Joe Rogan interview, uncovering why celebrities get to travel abroad during the pandemic,...

First of all, HAPPY 40th BIRTHDAY KIMBERLY NOEL KARDASHIAN!!!! We love you and celebrate you always, duh! Meanwhile, in this week’s KUWTK ep, the massive Palm Springs fight between Kendall and Kylie continues, with Corey stoking the flames between him and Kendall due to his role in it all. Meanwhile, it’s Malika’s babymoon with girlfriends at Morongo Casino (!?!) and the mom-to-b...

Just when you thought sister brawls among the KarJenners was so last season, we’ve got a big surprise with this week’s episode of KUWTK: Kendall vs. Kylie! It all goes down during a family trip to Palm Springs that includes the world’s tiniest bikinis, a very fun looking drag show, and a broken lamp. Meanwhile we talk about the family raising awareness about the Armenian conflict...

Mariah Smith fills in for Jess this week. Mariah is a writer and comedian, and you’ll know and love her from KUWTKE. Onto the show! As the family starts to worry more about the impending pandemic Scott experiences some health issues and Kim heads to Washington to meet with some formerly incarcerated women. Khloe is determined to cure Kim of her fear of spiders for North’s love of taran...

Covid is finally hitting the world of our dear KarJenners in this week’s episode, as the family struggles to figure whether to attend Kanye’s show at Paris Fashion Week ahead of the shutdowns. Meanwhile, Corey and Kris adjust to life with a new puppy and the fake photo hijinx storyline finally wraps up. In news, we’ve got Kim and Kanye on a sweet date at a friend’s wedding,...

We’re baaaaaaaack!!! It’s time for a brand, spanking new episode of Keeping Up With The Kardashians! We kick off Season 19 with some classic KarJenner hijinx — including picking up an old prank on Kris — and Khloe doing a LOT of heavy lifting story-wise! Meanwhile, we sort through the week’s headlines, including another Twitter rant from Kanye, Kim and Paris reuniting, Kendall co...

It’s the week Keeping Up With returns to close out its second to last season… EVER! But we’re squeezing in one more vintage recap from Season Five, where Khloe hides that she’s lost her wedding ring from Lamar and Caitlyn fights with Kris for space in the house. Before that, we continue updating on the bombshell news the show will be ending next year, whether or not they&#8...

The family announced that KUWTK is coming to an end after 20 seasons and 14 years. And with bombshells like this you know you can count on Jess & Marcy to report from the trenches. Welcome to the beginning of the end!

While we gear up for the premiere of KUWTK Season 19 in a few, short weeks, we continue with vintage recaps of Season Five. It’s a particularly fun episode with Kris hunting for men to date newly single Kim while Khloe gets bombarded by every family member wanting Lakers tickets. Meanwhile, we’ve got the latest news, including asking why Nobu seems to be the epicenter of KarJenner life...

There’s a certain joy in starting a new vintage recap season and…. here we are!! It’s time to kick off Season Five of KUWTK, where we circle back on everything that’s been happening back in LA after our Miami stint with Khloe and Kourt! Kim is a certified superstar, complete with a new mansion of her own, and Khloe is pushing back on Kourt seeing Scott while she and Mason s...

Before we dive into the second season finale of “Kourtney & Khloe Take Miami” (and prepare to head over to KUWTK Season Five next week!) we update on the Kanye, Kanye Kanye of it all, with the latest headlines on his questionable bid for President. There’s also Kylie’s extravagant (of course!) 23rd birthday in Turks & Caicos, her getting called out by a fashion desi...