Kakos Industries

Featuring Kristen DiMercurio in which we put a lot of keys in locks know-what-I’m-sayin’, The Shareholders’ Ball is recapped, preparations are made to hand out greeting cards, the Tabithas change their attitude, Hell discovers a new black hole, hush money is paid, we all try not to visualize “flesh ooze”, and Ruby Queen of the […]

Featuring Kristen DiMercurio. in which the roof, the roof, the roof is on fire, or will be shortly, Corin learns to appreciate the simpler things, you have your genes mixed up, the lights go out, preparations are made for The Shareholders’ Ball and some sort of chili cook off,Hell gets back to normal, and A. […]

Featuring Kristen DiMercurio! in which you see some pretty lights, you get angry at the angry, you may have laid an egg, you prepare to get your genes all mixed up, more strangeness at the Division of Erotic Experiences, we may have created a black hole, and Brit Brit Britney Brit “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. […]

If you’re interesting in helping out with social media or hearing accessibility, drop us a line: inquiries@kakosindustries.com Also, #FanFucktion please. Or maybe just Patreon. Hello, Kakos Industries Shareholders. My name is Conrad Miszuk ,and if you believe the cover story, then I am an audio drama powerhouse team of one.   Making Kakos Industries is […]

We’re going to be at Podcon! More details here! Give us the #FanFucktion, dammit. $7 flat rate shipping available in the US over at store.kakosindustries.com Transcription: Hello, Kakos Industries shareholders! My name is Conrad Miszuk, and if you believe the cover story, then I hide myself away in a cave in the mountaintops and return […]

in which you feel awfully heavy, you spend too much, preparations are made for ant-celebration and, for some reason, nesting, a war ends, hooded visitors appear where you want them least, and Jen O’Doom “wins” the Ruin-A-Life drawing. Do Evil Better. Transcription: Kakos Industries is ad free. To help keep it that way, please visit […]

Phoenix meet ups is 8pm on November 15, 2017 at The Grand (718 N Central Ave, Phoenix, AZ 85004). Also, quit being so stingy with the damn #FanFucktion. Transcript: Hello, Kakos Industries shareholders. My name is Conrad Miszuk and if you believe the cover story then I am responsible for just about everything that goes […]

in which you visit the Halloween party, something terrible has happened, we hear from just about everyone, and some of us get slippery. Transcription: Kakos Industries is ad free. To help keep it that way, please visit KakosIndustries.com/Patreon, that’s p-a-t-r-e-o-n, and consider a pledge of a dollar or more a month.   What you are […]

Boulder, CO – November 3rd (this Friday). Phoenix – Wednesday, November 15th. New items over at store.kakosindustries.com. Submit your work for #FanFucktion.

in which we witness some smoke rising, the Festivals of Fertility and Somnambulation are recapped, preparations are made for Halloween and the Celebration of Books, we become a little more enlightened, things with Jasmine Aashna become even more complicated, and Callum McCourt “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Transcription: Kakos Industries is ad free. […]

Join us for a recap of this year’s Shareholders’ Brawl. Hello, and welcome to the Kakos Industries Shareholders’ Brawl special! And what a shareholders’ brawl it was. Those of you who were there know what I’m talking about. Go ahead. Nod your heads knowingly. You were there. You are special. Kakos Industries owns a number […]

Join with us as we honor our 2017 Shareholder of the Year. Shareholders, employees, members of the Evil community at large, and yes, friends, we have gathered here today in the beautiful garden rotunda here at Kakos Industries to honor one among us who has truly gone above and beyond the call of duty. I […]

in which you get nostalgic in the wrong way, you are recovering quite nicely, preparations are made for the Festival of Fertility and the Festival of Somnambulation, which will not be combined, more research is done regarding The Simulgasm, you fantasize about playing fetch, Corin becomes a spaceship captain, and misery just might be the […]

in which you dress up like a big veiny guy, Corin gives broadcasting advice, everyone comes together, Corin receives some unsolicited photographs, and Nick Evans “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Kakos Industries is ad free. To help keep it that way, please visit KakosIndustries.com/Patreon, that’s p-a-t-r-e-o-n, and consider a pledge of a dollar […]

in which you may have vague memories of vague horrors at a vague conference, you hear some twinkling on the wind, The Festival of Innovation and the Festival of Quiet Evils are recapped, preparations are made for the Celebration of Self Love and Evil Con, we polish the many, many trophies here at Kakos Industries, […]

Our Kickstarter was a huge success! Transcription: Conrad: Hello, Kakos Industries Shareholders. Conrad Miszuk again. Felix Moloch from the Division of Insurmountable Fear is still following me around, though I’m told I’m in the clear. Felix: Hello, shareholders! COnrad: And I have you to thank for being in the clear, Kakos Industries shareholders. While we […]

There are just 48 hours left to pledge on our Kickstarter! Transcription: Conrad: Hello, Kakos Industries shareholders. Conrad Miszuk, again. We’ve got just over two days left on the campaign, and I’m apparently stuck in some sort of spider web. I have no idea if there’s still a spider or what’s in store for me. […]

Only 4 days left on our Kickstarter Campaign! Transcription: Conrad: Hello, Kakos Industries shareholders. This is Conrad Miszuk, alleged creator of Kakos Industries. This time they’ve got me on some sort of ledge overlooking a black abyss. I am very afraid of heights. I think I ran out of whatever fear chemicals there are in […]

in which you take a great trip, the water festival disappoints yet again, preparations are made to go big and go small, the Division of Sexual Experimentation has some news, Hell is about to get more uncomfortable, you sip on a DarkMega GuzzleThumper, and Sammy Sea “wins” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Transcription: Kakos […]

Pledge at KakosIndustries.com/Kickstarter to help us make a Twine game and get in on the next Shareholders’ Brawl. Visit KakosIndustries.com/PodCon to tell PodCon that you want to see us there. Transcription: Corin: Shareholders, it seems that we’ve succeeded once again in exceeding the deficits raised by the executive board. But the executive board’s bad behavior […]

We’ve added a stretch goal to our campaign! Pledge $35+ to get an Evilie (not a goodie) bag! Visit KakosIndustries.com/Kickstarter to pledge today! Transcription: Corin: Shareholders, it seems that you managed to raise the trivial goal of $25 and you have saved us from imminent disaster. Unfortunately, the rest of the executive board has been […]

KakosIndustries.com/Kickstarter Corin discusses the launch of the new crowdfunding campaign. Transcription: Corin: Hello, Kakos Industries shareholders! My name is Corin Deeth III, and I am CEO here at Kakos Industries. Shareholders, I’m sending you this extra broadcast today on your extra broadcast receptacle to let you know that we are doing another round of crowdfunding […]

in which the Darkest Universe is achieved, the Festival of Steam is recapped, preparations are made for the Water Festival, the Festival of Earth, and the Nudity Festival, Hell turns people in usable fuel, the Division of Erotic Experiences improves their desire-enhancers, and Zine Xeans Machine has “won” the Ruin-A-Life Drawing. Do Evil Better. Transcription: […]

in which you are presented with a mystery, Helena searches for a new occupation, the Celebration of Affirmation is recapped, preparations are made for the Darkest Universe and the Festival of Steam, the helots get a tummy ache, Jasmine Aashna develops a new horror, the Tabithas get all over Corin, and Dr. P Gasmo “wins” […]

New pledge levels at out Patreon (http://www.kakosindustries.com/patreon) allow you to become a division head in the credits, complete with update on what your division is working on. Also, we’re getting close to another #fanfucktion video. Head to the Fanfucktion Page for details. Transcription: Hello, Kakos Industries shareholders. My name is Conrad Miszuk, and if you […]