Just The Essentials

This is all your faults and I let you cock suckers know! It’s your fault JUST THE ESSENTIALS isn’t the number one podcast in the world!

In this episode I discuss my CHOPPED spoof idea, discuss women chewing tobacco and of course ramble! Enjoy!

Hey it’s just me! Talkin to myself like a true narcissist. It’s short tho. Just me catching up on where I am in comedy, some goals I have and hopefully some new jokes to work on if y’all actually listen and respond!

It’s been a while since I recorded an episode….. I’m a bum. But Shaena came by so it was fun

I talk about my life and my needs! It’s Christmas time so I’m trying to be merry!

A recap of life after a year dead

Ohio comedians Chris Toyloy and Jeff Lidala come allllll the way out to LA just to record a podcast with JTE! Jeff gives us his racist but classic intro, Toyloy isn’t impressed cuz he’s a “real” podcaster in Ohio… And we discuss our roast battle at the world famous comedy store

Quick episode of me driving around LA while I record! I update you on my life, lizards and a Mexican hitler looking one armed Frankenstein footed guy comes wobblin by!

Had Brooklyn resident Tommy Lombardo on the podcast to give us his first hand account on the subway shooter in Brooklyn and then I discuss some upcoming shows, comedy and driving around LA

Just me giving you hot takes on everything you need! Will slappin people, me slappin people, President Zelensky going on Queer Eye!

Solo episode of me ranting and babbling. I discuss the ways I take in news, read a pretty interesting article about japans “do nothing guy” and share my uneducated thoughts on so

This episode of JTE Ryan Hollywood and I cover a few important issues. Fist fighting coke dealers is just the beginning! We touch on WWIII, the impending nuclear holocaust and how to survive a post apocalyptic Los Angeles

Meet a very interesting guy I happen to know named Ryan Hollywood! He has two other very successful podcast Culture Dumps and Podcast 99 and full of all kinds of crazy information. This might also be the birth of a new cohost

I ramble on about how I’m trying to do this podcast again, stand up comedy out in LA, World War 3 and not being Latino enough!

I’ve been busy ok? Busy living life and not talking to myself on an IPad, but I’m back baby! Back to discuss my life! Things going on in my life. I also talk about Christmas, follow home robberies and comedy! It’s a good time. Listen and let me know! I’ll draw you!

Just be discussing dumpster divers, kidnapping people and taking them to fun places and being Colombian in LA amongst other topics! It’s fun. I’m a moron and it’ll make you laugh

Just me totally free ballin this episode so give it a chance! I’m watching the Kyle Rittenhouse trial and livin life!!

Allen is the first comic I’ve met in LA who was actually kind enough to come talk to me at an audition and tell me I was funny so I figured why not get to know him on JTE?!

Me again. I talk about rain, the LA river, food here sucking and just general life updates. Still here.. still stupid

Feelin good, doing comedy, Bitcoin about whatever needs to be bitched about.

Still out here keeping tabs on myself! But life is slowly starting to come together out here in Mexico. Enjoy!

Just me with JUST THE ESSENTIALS! This episode is just me kinda breaking down how some clubs work out here and just general comedy. It’s all still new and confusing to me so I use this podcast now to unload all my half baked thoughts. Enjoy

Sup duuudes?! This episode is JUST me! Just how it started. Just The Essentials lives on. I’ve had a wild trip out here and recorded this episode from my deflated air mattress so it’s pretty fun to listen to. I’m alone and still find a way to bitch moan and complain

This is the MOTHER of all episodes! The last episode I record with Jeff Lidala, Dusty Estepp and James Godwin. ALSO, the roasters who are on the roast of ME(Lukas Mateus) are ALLLLLL featured on this episode! You got Tucker Lappi, Brandon Gerber, Shaena, Halima Abshir, Ty Moore and of course Henry Allen! It was a lot of fun and wild, so buckle up for this one.

This is a cringe worthy episode to say the least.. I’m moving out of Ohio so I’ve kinda lost any reason to care. Life is short and we all die, so whatevs! Johnny Collins is a good friend and funny comic here in Columbus and starting after I leave, your new host for the open mic at The Shrunkenhead bar in Columbus! I talk a lot of shit on this episode so I guess this is the part where I say “bye”.....