Just Meaningful Plastic: A DWTS Retrospective

This Barbie is talking about the season 12 premiere of DWTS! Chris is incredibly off topic for a good quarter of the episode, and Katy isn’t exactly enthused about the premiere anyway. There is a shocking NFL reversal, a new rival for Brooke, boobs and butts, and a paean to Karina Smirnoff. Ba da ba ba baaaa. Follow us on Twitter  ⁠@JMPPod⁠ , on Facebook at  ⁠Just Meaningful Plastic⁠ , or on Insta...

Does Katy know these celebrities? And will Romeo go to Utah? Follow us on Twitter  ⁠@JMPPod⁠ , on Facebook at  ⁠Just Meaningful Plastic⁠ , or on Instagram at  ⁠@jmp.pod⁠ Podcast art: Kat Fey Music: "Mister Capone" by Alex Khaskin

Finale time, baby! What a time for an episode that covers condiments, Republicans, injury ethics, counting to eight (again), Bristol the party killer, and the conclusion to the feud that rocked America, Brooke vs. Jennifer. Let’s Tootsie Roll! Follow us on Twitter  ⁠@JMPPod⁠ , on Facebook at  ⁠Just Meaningful Plastic⁠ , or on Instagram at  ⁠@jmp.pod⁠ Podcast art: Kat Fey Music: "Mister Capone...

Friendly Banter before the episode begins? What is this nonsense?⁠ Speaking of nonsense, there are drunk uncles, fabulous dancing women, the son of Twinkletoes, multiple fatal car accidents… and then there’s Bristol. Follow us on Twitter  ⁠@JMPPod⁠ , on Facebook at  ⁠Just Meaningful Plastic⁠ , or on Instagram at  ⁠@jmp.pod⁠ Podcast art: Kat Fey Music: "Mister Capone" by Alex Khaskin

Step right up and pay us your $7 to view some cage matches! Katy, a known homophobe, versus Chris, famous homosexual. Who wins? And how is any of this related to Dancing with the Stars?⁠ Follow us on Twitter  ⁠@JMPPod⁠ , on Facebook at  ⁠Just Meaningful Plastic⁠ , or on Instagram at  ⁠@jmp.pod⁠ Podcast art: Kat Fey Music: "Mister Capone" by Alex Khaskin

Shall we go for it? We shall, if “it” is anarchy and abandoning plans. Katy is feeling her workout to an intense degree. Chris discovers a new celebrity feud. And can anybody answer the question: who is Mark Ballas? Follow us on Twitter  ⁠@JMPPod⁠ , on Facebook at  ⁠Just Meaningful Plastic⁠ , or on Instagram at  ⁠@jmp.pod⁠ Podcast art: Kat Fey Music: "Mister Capone" by Alex Khaskin

Come on in, depressed negative Russians and mad Makses! We’ve got a story to tell this week, and Katy and Chris are ready to give you the sitch. There’s an infamous dog dance to discuss, and Chris goes on a journey into accidentally liking a contestant. That’s definitely all you can ask for from an ep. Other than a pizza! Follow us on Twitter  ⁠@JMPPod⁠ , on Facebook at  ⁠Just Meaningful Plastic⁠...

The JMP Literary Book Club- er, JMP Season 11 has begun! And good news, it’s either God’s gift or a trainwreck. Um, yeah. Um, yeah. Follow us on Twitter  ⁠@JMPPod⁠ , on Facebook at  ⁠Just Meaningful Plastic⁠ , or on Instagram at  ⁠@jmp.pod⁠ Podcast art: Kat Fey Music: "Mister Capone" by Alex Khaskin

They’re heeeeeere! YHAJ are back from their hiatus (which was obviously longer than they expected, based on how they spend minutes talking about the now-dated Met Gala) and ready to play DOES KATY KNOW THESE CELEBRITIES?! Katy is overjoyed to let Baby Jennifer Grey out of the corner. Chris is most sorry that he had to cut a story about Michael Bolton that was very funny, but it was also incredibly...

A Good Man, indeed. Also, the season 10 finale. Join us, won’t you? Follow us on Twitter  ⁠@JMPPod⁠ , on Facebook at  ⁠Just Meaningful Plastic⁠ , or on Instagram at  ⁠@jmp.pod⁠ Podcast art: Kat Fey Music: "Mister Capone" by Alex Khaskin

Meredith Grey is one of the greatest fictional characters of our time. That has nothing to do with DWTS, but it is true. Niecy Nash is one of the greatest comedians of our generation, and that does have to do with DWTS. Are there also spoilers for season 15 of Drag Race? Yes, but if you don’t know who wins, you clearly haven’t been watching the season of Drag Race. Just like you clearly won’t be a...

Who got dem coconuts? We do! Katy and Chris reveal their truest selves by lacking focus and talking about women’s legs. Follow us on Twitter  @JMPPod , on Facebook at  Just Meaningful Plastic , or on Instagram at  @jmp.pod Podcast art: Kat Fey Music: "Mister Capone" by Alex Khaskin

She gave it everything, she left it all on the ballroom floor, and she laid her legwarmers down and walked away. Follow us on Twitter  @JMPPod , on Facebook at  Just Meaningful Plastic , or on Instagram at  @jmp.pod Podcast art: Kat Fey Music: "Mister Capone" by Alex Khaskin

Cuchi cuchi! The nightmare that is Kate is truly underway, but Nicole can’t watch her reality show because she can’t count that high. ¡Escándalo, or more correctly, escandovalo! Follow us on Twitter  @JMPPod , on Facebook at  Just Meaningful Plastic , or on Instagram at  @jmp.pod Podcast art: Kat Fey Music: "Mister Capone" by Alex Khaskin

Ding dong, the witch is gone! The Queens of the Night interrupt this season of JMP to bring you an already out-of-date reaction to some big Tyra news. There’s so much more to it, so join three queens and a baby, won’t you? Follow us on Twitter @JMPPod , on Facebook at Just Meaningful Plastic , or on Instagram at @jmp.pod Podcast art: Kat Fey Music: "Mister Capone" by Alex Khaskin

Some important questions in this one: How do you want to die? Who is racist and who is maybe gay? How much of it (undefined) will you eat? Do you feel preTTy? Is it annoying to hear Oscar predictions after the Oscars happened? Will Chris and Katy ever stop talking about Cats? Why is Tony being punished? Follow us on Twitter @JMPPod , on Facebook at Just Meaningful Plastic , or on Instagram at @jmp...

Does Katy Know These Celebrities? reaches its aluminum anniversary with a 10th edition! YHAJ Katy and Chris look forward to the 10th season of Dancing with the Stars, and either the celebrities are getting more relevant or they’re more recently notable. Not to spoil how Katy does at the game. Romantic updates, ruminations on art, debates on Katy Perry’s level of fame, and more spice up an exc...

The finale of season 9 is upon us, and it is too little too late! More importantly, it involves the biggest robbery in DWTS history, facilitated by bad production choices, Dmitry’s decisions, and an incorrect America. Chris will never be over it, to the point where he gets mad at Katy for stating facts. Regular finale-type episode. Follow us on Twitter @JMPPod , on Facebook at Just Meaningful Plas...

Mya is the be-all end-all. Mad about her. Long may she reign.  Good, great, Mya. Follow us on Twitter @JMPPod , on Facebook at Just Meaningful Plastic , or on Instagram at @jmp.pod Podcast art: Kat Fey Music: "Mister Capone" by Alex Khaskin

It’s a new week and it’s a reinvigorated Chris and… Katy? Is her name Katy? The woman of the podcast. They’ve finally found a way to lightly enjoy this season, although it may be because they’ve just resigned themselves to a bad season and are finding relative joys within it. Accents, bad impressions, and Mya and Kelly are keeping them in it. And everyone should be shocked that Chris never made a...

Unhinged. Follow us on Twitter @JMPPod , on Facebook at Just Meaningful Plastic , or on Instagram at @jmp.pod Podcast art: Kat Fey Music: "Mister Capone" by Alex Khaskin

Katy, to your Bills, we must say “Bye, bitch”. Does that lack of sympathy make me a bad son? #TeamMya Follow us on Twitter @JMPPod , on Facebook at Just Meaningful Plastic , or on Instagram at @jmp.pod Podcast art: Kat Fey Music: "Mister Capone" by Alex Khaskin

Do you want us to watch Maks on The Bachelor? Is that good content? Probably not. But is this recap of week 2 of season 9 of Dancing with the Stars significantly better? Maybe not. At least it features recently-denied-of-an-Oscar-nomination-again director Baz Luhrmann! Katy also gets to talk about OUR baby, which matters. So short kings and Giants, dive on in to this era of Maks with us and wait i...

This is an episode about Kelly Osborne. Also a fight about Macy Gray. But mostly Kelly Osborne. Follow us on Twitter @JMPPod , on Facebook at Just Meaningful Plastic , or on Instagram at @jmp.pod Podcast art: Kat Fey Music: "Mister Capone" by Alex Khaskin

Karina is so hot. So hot. Karina? So hot. Follow us on Twitter @JMPPod , on Facebook at Just Meaningful Plastic , or on Instagram at @jmp.pod Podcast art: Kat Fey Music: "Mister Capone" by Alex Khaskin