Just Look At The Flowers: LIW The Walking Dead Review

Thank You for being a zombie friend! Not quite sure what the episode title means at all but had a ball describing the show. Phoenix attempt to describe the difference between the show and the comic in this episode of The Walking Dead. He focuses a lot on how he couldn't keep track of all the boring Alexandria characters but it doesn't matter because they're mostly all dead now. Does Nicholas have...

What Comes After. Andrea moves out for 20 seconds then doesn't. Jesus follows Dwight. Jesus is used to the other way around. He's a better leader than follower because he gets caught. Anyway, Negan is a badass and has to swear every other word in order to show his power. Lucille is sexy, make sure you eat her 'bat pussy'. This is a weird chapter with tons of back and forth between Rick and everyon...

Something To Fear is fucking brutal. They kill off 2 main characters. TWO. To. TOO...many characters die in this one. It's just 2 but it seems like a lot. This chapter is awesome and it's filled with lots of new characters to hate/fear/lust after. Phoenix got his wish and Negan is a villain! He asked for this a few chapters ago when a random dude showed up at the gate and Andrea killed him in a pa...

In this chapter, our characters find out they aren't the only psychopath assholes in the world. There are plenty more! This one introduces the Hilltop people, which makes them sound like a cult. Phoenix also talks about Land Of The Dead and how terrible it was. Then he talks about new character, Jesus and assumes it isn't pronounced in the hispanic manner. The dude is white, just like Jesus Christ...

We Find Ourselves sounds like a book you'd give to your kid as they're about to enter puberty. This chapter was purely just a set up for the chaos that happens later. Nobody dies, nobody new is introduced. Phoenix then does his Mark Wahlberg impression for a solid minute before getting back to describing the comic. Nicholas attempts to take over the town but doesn't. It was literally that exciting...

In this episode, Phoenix complains that Aaron and Eric have too similar of names, originally he thought it was Aaron and Erin so that didn't help. He also has a suggestion for the people in this world: if someone is mad at you, give it 30 Mississippi's and they'll forget about it. Shit hits the fan in this chapter just like every third chapter. Carl takes a lesson from his father and goes into a c...

Too Far Gone is how Phoenix felt about Derek being killed so quickly at the end of the chapter. The comic introduced a cool villain and IMMEDIATELY killed him off without even a fight. What a shame. Our group has pretty much taken over Alexandria already and it doesn't go well. www.loiteringinwonderland.com

Life Among Them was like Norman Rockwell meets George Romero. Lies are exposed, new ones are made. Eugene still has a mullet. Glenn looks exactly like Maggie when he takes his hat off. Rick starts a new love/hate relationship with Douglas inside Alexandria. They will be there a while so get comfortable. But not too comfortable because shit hits the fan soon. Listener beware. www.loiteringinwonderl...

Fear The Hunters. Get this: a priest and a zombie walk into a bar. The zombie says to the priest "ahhgraaaghhh." The priest says to the zombie, "The lord shall keep me safe." The zombie proceeds to eat the priest because his nonviolent attitude is useless in the zombie apocalypse. Holy shit Gabriel is so insanely useless. He's just another pointless mouth to feed. Phoenix spends time in this insta...

What We Become is a sad one. Rick and Carl are still feeling the loss of Lori and Judith. Phoenix can't image why because he hates Lori with all his heart. Phoenix also spends a lot of this episode focusing on Rick's sleep mannerisms. Just saying... maybe if he slept more he wouldn't have to take a week long coma every few months. Also, he's horrified and confused as to why grown men would want to...

Here We Remain wasn't too thick on plot so Phoenix did a bit of story-telling before the actual review starts. He touches on hating the sports/comics chasm, exactly how many TWD comics there are and how much money you'd have to spend to be a completist, Back To The Future Part II day and how dumb the USA Today paper being a day late was. Then he discusses the comic and how crazy everyone is gettin...

Made To Suffer is when they decided to thin the herd. Cut the bullshit characters, even if they are infants. Fuck it. Hit the reset button. I'm very glad they did. Thin Lizzy would love the plot of this one too. Trust me. It's a reference. The Governor gets his revenge!....er...revenge for the revenge that was taken out on him....it's confusing but awesome. www.loiteringinwonderland.com

The Calm Before is a warning about the next chapter when the shit hits the cartoon fan. This chapter however.... just lounges around a lot for the most part. Lori has Shane's baby (because he pumped her full of semen), Dale is bitten (but it doesn't matter), and Carol fucks a child. It's fun on a zombie bun. www.loiteringinwonderland.com

Phoenix West reviewed the episode titled JSS and couldn't be more pissed about the title. Was it an attempt to be clever? Does it stand for JeSuS? Is it code for the Wolves? Who knows? That makes Phoenix very mad. If you're going to title the episode that, at least answer the question within the episode titled after it. Dildos. Phoenix also discusses how much he's starting to hate the following ch...

In this chapter Michone nails a dick to a board. That should be enough to scare you off but she does more terrible shit in revenge. This issue is insanely linear so it's hard to describe without sounding bored. Phoenix does his best though. That's why this episode is so short. Totally give it a listen though, it's funny. www.loiteringinwonderland.com

In this chapter, the Governor is introduced and immediately gets into the business of raping. Phoenix won't touch that subject though. Nope, he won't force his way into the topic. The topic doesn't want to be discussed. Your ears don't want to be hearing about it. Phoenix will not force his way into your ears or any other orifice for that matter. Anyway, this chapter has an awesome quarter back sn...

This chapter has the 22 page fight scene you've been waiting for...wait...no it's just between Rick and Tyrese. I didn't want to see them fight at all. Phoenix covers chapter 4 of The Walking Dead comic in a classy fashion, complete with plenty of cursing and racist questions. This chapter has the best ending to a chapter so far. Love it. www.loiteringinwonderland.com

All hell breaks loose in this chapter. Hershel's problems get way worse. The race wars have begun. The quest for gasoline has swept over the barren Australian landscape...wait...that's Mad Max. This chapter has it all: decapitation, sex, zombies, more decapitation, a few more zombies, old man sex and two 8 year olds fall in love. It was all over the place but it was amazing. www.loiteringinwonderl...

Phoenix can't stop talking about exactly how much sperm Shane deposited inside Lori, Rick's wife. Also how unhygienic fucking in the woods is. If there were a competition between the comic and TV show about the appropriate amount of time to spend on Hershel's farm, the comic wins. There is a lesson to be learned: don't be one of Hershel's kids. www.loiteringinwonderland.com

While attempting to remember past seasons of The Walking Dead TV show, Phoenix said fuck it and decided to just reread the entire comic series again. In an effort to not let it go to waste, he decided to do a review on the comic as well as the show. He compares the first chapter of the series with the TV show in a way that only he can. www.loiteringinwonderland.com

It's time for a new season of The Walking Dead. Which means, Phoenix already completely forgot how last season ended. After looking it up, he fully relates to the characters, by that we mean that he hates how every decision that Rick makes is bitched about by everyone no matter how much sense it makes. Carter is a terrible character played by an awesome actor. Screams like a bitch though. www.loit...

In this episode, Phoenix continues his impression of the devilish black dude from episode 105. He also gets very angry at how smooth that character is supposed to be but is pickpocketed by a junkie. Stupid. This show hates you and dares you to continue watching it. All the good scenes last 1 minute and the boring ones last 12. It's like a boyfriend that hits you because it loves you. Yep...just li...

In this episode, Phoenix is starting to realize how shitty the show truly is. He starts to yell but has to calm himself or else his brain will explode. This episode was boring which if you're paying attention means 3/5 of the episodes are really slow and boring. At least there is only 1 more episode before it's over. The end is near! www.loiteringinwonderland.com

Sorry for the buzzing sound when I talk. It has been fixed so do not fret! Don't be scared away. It happens to every guy. I was just nervous and you're so hot. Anyway, in this episode Phoenix talks about the most boring FTWD episode to date. The title lied because the quality of the show faded away. This episode ruined any notion that Phoenix had about the show staying away from zombie cliches bec...

In episode 3, Phoenix discusses how the show makes every female character the worst. This episode also featured the best scene in all of TWD, unfortunately it was only 1 minute long...but at least they had the decency to cut to a family playing monopoly. Heroin is still alive! Does Nick need more medication? Did Nick molest the neighbor girl at the end? Should the family maybe have killed zombie S...