Just 2 Idiots

Cozy on up by the fire--don't mind the smell; the wood was wet so we had to use grease rags to get it going. In between bursts of violent hacking, we'll be shoveling through the latest Disney Dump and see if any of it sticks to the living room wall. We've got Marvel. We've got Star Wars. We've got the black lung. And where else can you get upper respiratory infections as well as a healthy dose of...

Where have we been? We'll never tell! We're channeling our inner Carmen San Diego. How about that for a reference. Zoboomafoo. You get that one? That's a real deep reference. Well anyway, we won't be doing an episode on talking lemurs....yet, but listen in for a fun surprise! It's not a talking lemur. Or is it?

This week is coming in faster than tossed salads and scrambled eggs! Oh my. So put on your giant radio deejay headphones, settle back in a leather couch, pour a glass of sherry, and soak in the smooth sounds of Just 2 Idiots as we talk about the classic Frasier episode, “The Innkeepers.”

Get ready for the kookiest, wildest, mind-blowingiest episode we've ever done! Does that sound strange? You bet your pizza balls it does! Sit back, relax and let the Idiots Supreme lull you into a state of pure.....something. We've run out of words to use. Dr Strange.

Massive talent? Sounds like this podcast eh?....eh?......*muffled sobbing* Well pour a big bowl of Fruit Loops and hunker down as we go through Nicolas Cage and Pedro Pascal's latest and greatest work, The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent! 

We can tell that your ears have been pulsing for a new hot and fresh episode! If you like Morbius, you've come to the right place. Also if you like more BS, this is also the right place! Bats.

Much like the Empire is back, we're back....to watching Star Wars! Unholster your number 2 pencils, print off your emails, and open up your neon orange briefcases as we cover the most exciting space business to happen since the last bit of space business!  Just don't kiss your sister....

Welcome to our most riddle-filled episode yet! Riddles like "Do they ever shut up?", "Will they ever get to the topic?", and more! Open up that sound envelope and let the stupidity explode your brain as we look into the latest iteration of THE Batman!

Colin and Robbie were supposed to host this episode, but really it'll just be 2 hours of the Mandalorian. That would most assuredly be better? The only way to find out is to give this latest episode a listen! Hold on to your shirts!

Welcome to the most confusing and terrifying multidimensional adventure that has ever hit podcasting. At some point, we even discuss the Doctor Strange trailer. Is that unusual? If it is, just call us doctors!

Colin and Robbie started this podcast, but then they were shot in the face and smashed by a helicopter. Cap'n Crickets and a live Cicada finished out the episode strong. Should we rename the podcast? Sorry, THE podcast?

If you're cold and shivering, join us by the fire and get that warm fuzzy feeling that only Just 2 Idiots can provide! On second thought, maybe consult with your doctor about that feeling. We feel like that may not be normal. But anyways, 2021 is gone, but that's not going to stop us from looking back and recapping what everyone would agree is the best year that anyone has ever experienced!

Christmas 2022 is upon us! To celebrate it, we're doing a seasonally correct episode about the holiday that is definitely happening now! So strap yourself into your booster seats, put that cookie down, and get ready for the turbocharged conversation of a lifetime! 

There's no better way to celebrate the holidays than to watch a film with both a bloodthirsty child with a pool ball gun and a talking doll with an upside down face. Wasn't there a Christmas carol about that? Probably. 

Welcome to the auditory equivalent of a sop sign. You may be wishing that we would sop, but alas we shan't! We're looking at our favorite franchise's most ok endeavor, The Simpsons Movie! 

Slip into a nice hot fudge bath and turn on Just 2 Idiots this week as we talk about Dune. And by "talk about Dune" we mean use the word "Dune" in every possible word that we can think of. We also talk about the movie. Dune your self a favor and listen in!

Tired of the same ol' same ol' from Marvel? Is there just not enough Josh Lucas in your life? You like Home Depot? Well if you answered yes to any of those questions, seek immediate psychiatric help! Or you could listen to the latest episode of Just 2 Idiots!

Blah blah blah a bunch of movies are coming out. Did we see them? Will we see them? Are we excited to see them? If you're expecting answers, look elsewhere because this is just the blurb, and the real movie jabber magic happens in the episode! 

Your two favorite morons are on vacation in a place that is both sandy and snowing. The yetis are dying of heat stroke. But one man managed to vomit nonsense into a microphone and pump it into your ear holes. Is it any good? Probably half as good as what you're used to. But oh well. It's noises, and that's better than the crippling silence of your own thoughts. 

At long last! We have a new MCU film to talk about! Spiders and hero flips abound. What more do you want? Posing? Toilet on your hands? Well you may just be in luck. How about that? Oh, and spiders I guess.

This week we're diving back into our childhood like "astronauts" dive into space dumpsters! Cue the insane guitar riffs as we assemble this weeks episode while a monster patiently waits!

Welcome to a world where Arnold Schwarzenegger is both a scientist and a mother. The crazy thing is, is that is not even remotely the scariest and weirdest thing in this movie. Could it be Danny DeVito? Good guess, but also no. Grab yourself a slice of cheese that has been dangling from your face and settle in for this wild ride. MOMMMMAAAA!

Zombie lions, zombie tigers, and zombie bears, oh my! Probably also Elvis. This week we continue our efforts to exclusively watch Zack Snyder films. Something tells us that after this one, we may toss those efforts into a big flaming dumpster that's hurtling off of a cliff. Enjoy! 

The second entry in a series is always the best right? There's, Iron Man 2, Thor: The Dark World, and A Beautiful Day in the Neighborhood 2: Back for Vengeance! Join us in our latest and (dare we say?) greatest iteration of The Q&A Showdown of Destiny! Basically we ask each other questions until one of us dies.

This podcast is like a fortune cookie. It's hollow, it's full of pointless sayings, and it leaves a bad taste in your mouth. It also turns out that Just 2 Idiots have been played by British actors and the REAL 2 Idiots have been Guy Pierce all along! Wow what a twist!