Junk House

Kordell's Oktoberfest is coming to a close. Since it the last episode before turkey season, we got the last of our goblins and ghouls out of our system! Caleb comes in HOT with a Challenge. The last week they downloaded every mobile game that was advertised to them and brought some feedback! Cordell gives us one last Oktoberfest Check in and Sammi brought us a phobia quiz game! Happy Halloween! Th...

OOOOOoOoOoO it's week 3 of Oktoberfest and we got some SPOOKY treats for you!! First we discuss what horror subgenres we would most want to live through. Then we create some new ghost type pokemon! Rounding out the episode we got a fun quiz from Caleb all about DeviantArt and the art that flows from it's many streams. Happy Halloween!

SPOOKY MONTH SPOOKY MONTH!! In this, our second episode of Kordell's Oktoberfest, we discuss all things Zombie! Disney Channel Original movie  Z-O-M-B-I-E-S that is! This DCOM trilogy starts with just cheerleaders and zombies, a match made in heaven, but quickly adds not only werewolves to the school but aliens too! With each movie also having some deep metaphors baked into their story, you can't...

Happy Spooky month everyone! This year is the First Oktoberfest (by Cordell) and we are starting it off swinging! We talk about some video games that would make some great movies, go into the spooky movies we have watched in the last week and make up some fun dating sims! Come on in and join us for some Fall Fun, spooks and goofs!

It's our first video episode!! And it's for good reason! First off we talk about the uncanny valley and animations that give us some spooks. Then Sammi and Caleb present to Cordell the amazing world of Genoma and The incredible Mr. H. M. Wogglebug T. E.! Come along with us for an amazing ride and watch us laugh and scream and cry!

Oh No!! Caleb's PokeDex is broken again and they need Cordell and Sammi to help figure out which Entries are real! Sammi brings up the kids show "Batwheels" which quickly devolves into talking about the DCEU and how they have been really screwing the pooch. It's also almost SPOOKY SEASON! Since it's Cordell's favorite season next month will be all about spooky stories, movies and other things! But...

Aliens, Wii games and Movie Versus oh my! This one's a juicy one! We make fun of the Queen Lizzy for being dead, rank some movie aliens, talk about golf on the wii and make up some crazy but fun movie mashups!

Cordie is back back back baby! And he has a bone to pick! Just kidding, he's chill, and just wants to talk about the 2004 movie Van Helsing. Sammi's here too and brings up super powers and which ones we would have based on personality. Caleb holds up the end of the episode with giving us Big nostalgia by talking about some childhood rhythm games! 

Which TTRP is best for you? Well Caleb will let you know! Also we expand not only our minds, with a quiz about Chuck Tingle, but our magic system by creating a Fartomancer!

Music is the spice of life, and sometimes you can have WAY TOO MUCH! Sammi talks about the music genre of Black Midi and it's 93 Trillion Notes. Then after everyone's favorite bit, Caleb gets to gush and talk about their favorite band The Mountain Goats!

Ever get a weird text from your prospective wedding caterer? No? Just Caleb? Ok well... maybe you have tried to make a magic system? Yeah that's more general. But if you haven't done that maybe you'll laugh at weird digimon names! There's a little bit for everyone!

This ep we got another guest! This time we got Great Friend of the Show Carson White! We get down and dirty talking about birds, Metroidvanias before Caleb takes us through another gameshow! This one is about Pokémon and how well Carson and Sammi know the Pokedex!

Dad is still gone and the kids are getting goofy! This week it's just Caleb and Sammi! Caleb talks about Alex Jones and how wacky crazy he is while Sammi and Caleb together make a Tier List of all the Zelda Games!

Welcome back to the school of Hard Junk. This week is presentation week cause Cordell is still a busy busy boy and we couldn't get a guest soon enough. Cordell presents new astrological signs, Sammi reads a reddit story about a man and his imaginary roach wife, and Caleb does an indepth analysis of WAP by Cardi B. Buckle in! This one is Wacky 

Cordell is a busy little bee, so Caleb and Sammi grabbed Nat Wonderful co-star Drew Holley! We talk about some crazy stuff like Sexy Goblins, the hit Amazon show "The Boys" and a couple of crazy things that have happened on Tik Tok recently! Expect some more Guest episodes with exciting new hosts in the next few weeks!

What would you do if you were thrown into a different dimension? Well thank god you don't have to worry about that since that just some crazy conspiracy about the CERN Large Hadron Collider. Oh talking about SMASHING things together, Caleb showed the He and the Her some songs and talked about Genre mashing! After they had their fill of Kate Bush and Type O Negative, Cordell asks the first of a lis...

If your personality was a Pokemon, what Duel Typing would it be? We dive into that topic right after we talk about Tootsie Rolls and that classic Mr. Owl Ad, and right before Caleb hosts another game show! This one is all about that "They a 10 but..." Trend from TikTok but  with historical figures. Come on in, kick off your shoes by the... well anywhere and enjoy your stay at the Junk House.

Last episode of Pride Month and we got a fun one! Caleb brings Bisexual icon and comedy legend Graham Chapman to the round table of gay, Samantha asks the important question of which Starter Pokémon is the gayest and Cordell talks about his misunderstanding of POV porn. OH and how can I forget? WE GOT OUR FIRST HOUSE GUEST!! Friend of the Show Fielding Shipman drops in for some goofs and gaffs, an...

Thrice a Pride month Ep do shine. Enjoy thine episode today with a plate of fine cheese and wine, it is the third episode of pride month! We get things rolling with Steven Universe, then dive deep into Magic the Gathering's Pride month Secret Lair. Finishing the meal we discuss if Nicholas Cage (famous actor who met Sammi's older brother one time) is a good actor or not. 

He's code name was WHAT? Second episode of Pride House Pride Month and we talking some crazy stuff! Cordell drops some interesting facts about Watergate, which quick devolves into our trio making up government ops for sexual acts. Sammi brags about having "Rose Quartz Energy" and makes the boys take a Buzzfeed quiz. Caleb brings business up front to the party in the back with a history of mullets....

Happy Pride month! Starting out our month of Pride episodes we got a BANGER for you! Caleb talks about the different types of gay men and answers the question on everyone's mind: Which one is Caleb? Cordell listened to some 100 Gecs and tells us what he thinks as well as how he is the original creator of Oktoberfest, and our girl Sammi brings a gay play and some musicals to the table! This one's a...

How many Hot dogs? Sammi Changes her Twitter name LIVE ON AIR. We Pitch some movies based off of rollercoasters similar to Disney's Jungle Cruise or Pirates of the Caribbean, and Caleb is amazed at how many hot dogs Pro-food man Joey Chestnut ate in 10 minutes! Cordell thinks he can eat more, so be ready for a live stream where he attempts this.

Why is this a thing? Cordell brings a challenge: sorting the American Alphabet's letters depending on if they are even or odd. Sammi brings video games and unlocks some memories for herself and the boys, also it's GAME SHOW TIME!! Cordell and Sammi must work together to figure out if these facts are related to sex or not!

It's Weed day! at least when the kiddos were recording this ep, so we playing a game! Either Caleb or Sammi are baked as eff! Using clues Cordell picks up during the episode, he will have to decide which one he thinks it is or suffer MAJOR EMBARRASSMENT! While he is sluthing we talk about high stories, ask Cordell to describe how to do weed things, and "Are you Danker than a Stoner!"

Welcome to Junk House! Your one stop shop for trash memes, friendship and maybe even kissing? For our inaugural episode we talk about r/place, Caleb becoming a dad with no children and how many deaths would it take for Cordell to become the POTUS? Oh and Sammi teaches the Boys a gamer word.