Junk House

Junksters, where the hell you been loca? It's our first week of Robert Pattimonth! This time we are watching ANY movie from the Twilight Saga. We discuss the amazing wonder that is vampires sparkling and holding tight Spidered Monkey.

WOAH! Another Smart Haus? There has been a lot of trips there recently, I hope the Jokesters don't blow up their brains so so big and boom goes the house yah know? But anyway, this show is about nothing just like that one TV show, so we talk about that a bit. We also give a more in depth rundown of next week's start of (bi)Monthly Movie Madness! Next week we are starting our Robert Pattins...

Oh my, Smart Haus is already back? This time with a whole new segment Finance Haus with the best tagline ever "Cordell is Scared." Come on back in the house as we try and be smart again, do we succeed and create three new and fresh million dollar ideas? Maybe... don't still our ideas TMTMTM

It's time... It's finally time... to find out what the Junky Jokester's DND stats are! Also we talk about some other stuff like the switch 2 and some movies or some junk but yeah DND!!

Uh Oh, Samantha accidently said something smart and sent the Junk House into a new Dimension: Smart Haus. But this Haus isn't as smart or cool as that one movie, and most of the time it even just talks about butts... Enjoy!!

The only episode of Junk House to have 3 full uncut minutes of Tom Cruise running! Cordell is back to his busy boy ways so this time Caleb and Samantha really just vibe out and talk about the important things, like Gunch, the Grinch with a gun. WOOOO New Mission Impossible but with a Christmas Icon

Once upon a time a young lady had an idea. An idea that two popular actors are deeply similar in their acting, but one of them is taken way more seriously. That's it for that voice, we talk a lot about that and about the Nic Cage and Keanu movies we watched. We also visit the cage for another round of "Caleb almost did do get a degree for this"

A wise woman sitting in my yard in a BIG rocking chair once told me: When your hearing breaks, the dreams shall come. I guess she was talking about today cause Caleb's recording broke and we talked about dreams a lot. Cool!

While the school boy is away, the gays will play. By play we mean talk and explain the story of like 3 different things! That's so much fun!

Classic Junk House Classic weirdness. How many humans does it take to kill a gorilla? What the hell is going on with Magic the Gathering? Are we even still funny? All that and more!

Samantha for sure has covid during this one. That also means the editing is going to be subpar due to her being sick as a dog and normally the sole editor for Junk House. Hope you enjoy it!

Down Down Down by that darned river! If you ain't into DND or BG3 this one probably ain't for you because that's basically the whole ep. We make our characters for an upcoming Baldur's Gate 3 campaign (most likely streamed) and also make some little freaks for shims and griggles.

When Cordell is gone... wait I think I've used this exact intro before.... When the.. guy that is great and cool is gone.. Sammi and Caleb will talk about some games they have only played a few of. Oh and we finally finally figure out which Beatles member we are.

April fools! We were busy bees last week so didn't get to talk about Killers of the Flower Moon, the final movie in this year's March Movie Madness. Since that amazing movie is really sad, we try and move on quickly to some lighter topics, like Nintendo's Switch 2 direct and the announcement of a sequel to Sammi's favorite game of all time.

Welcome to the best improve you have ever heard: No, But. But for real, we actually talk a LOT about eggs in this ep. We start of asking each other questions from a list of "255 Funny Questions " from Women's Health Mag. It's a great and fun time!

There's a dad in the house, and it's not our main man Martin. This week on March Martin Movie Madness... Scorsese... Time. Cordell got swept up into some early papa time so it's just Caleb and Sammi here to talk about GoodFellas. Actually they both made some games about the movie, so that's pretty fun. Finally our dynamic duo makes up some crazy "gangster" nicknames for e...

Did you watch Hugo? We did. Forget about that though cause we got something way more important to talk about: Fast Food Chicken. Be amazed at the hot and cold takes we have on some of the best (in our opinion) chicken you can buy through a drive thru.

It's week one of March Movie Madness! this week: Shutter Island. Come on down as we discuss Martin Scorsese movies this year!

Welcome back! This week the Junk House gets a visitor... and it's Caleb? This "Caleb Prime" is telling us he is from a different universe, one verse over and is here to inspect the house. Hopefully we pass?

One short day In the Junk House city One Short day To be grossed out a lot This week the Junksters get down to business, the business of life sized Pokemon Plushies, and not the cute ones like Larvesta. Also Caleb has been reading a lot of books and we talk about that!

Another week another host "kidnapped." This week we bring back the amazing podcast Just Super! by talking about the upcoming Marvel Rival Heroes; The Human Torch and The Thing. Caleb and Cordell also get down in the deeps about some table top talk after another round of Kojima or Kodreama!

Cordell has been MANNAPPED and not in the fun way where you catch up on some sleep. Caleb and Sammi are here to... Well not solve the case, more like talk about random junk and play a game that Sammi totally botches.

It's Junk House! Do people even read these? maybe some people do and those people find a deep enjoyment in reading these silly words discussing the random crazy things the Jokester in their Junky Home talk about each week. This week it's a little all over the place (like normal.)

This episode, the Junky Jokesters come up with their best business idea yet, Big Boy Hooters. It's like Hooters but Big Boys. There is also some movie stuff and a new segment all about being smart and stuff.

Yo another episode? It's almost like this happens almost every week! This we we got some more goofs, gaffs, and maybe even some insightful words about love, life and the pursuit of a Junky House. OH we also make up some innocuous rumors about celebs. The one we land on though is JUICY and might involve the voice behind a certain blue hedgehog.