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"I think I'm a nitpicky bitch." This episode, we take you back to 2001, when George Clooney, Brad Pitt, and Matt Damon (Ben Affleck), and [REDACTED] teamed up for the heist of the decade in Ocean's Eleven. We talk about the Bechdel test, the modern lens, and eating as a character choice.

"LeBron dropped the ball, which is funny because he plays basketball." We watch a fresh movie this week! Make sure to check out Space Jam: A New Legacy (2021) before walking into the Looneyverse, because it's...a lot. On your left, we're about to pass the White Walkers, so keep an eye out. Up ahead on the right, you'll see the Flintstones making their way to the big game. And towering above us rig...

This week, we watch Jordine's redemption pick: Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind (2004). We talk about strategic voting, the ethics of scientific advancement, and the reasoning for furries in our generation. Editor's note: this episode was recorded prior to OnlyFans' backtracking on their adult content ban. This note will make sense if you listen through the entire episode, I swear.

After months of slogging through the archives, we've finally finished watching all of the Transformers movies + Bumblebee (2007-2018). To commemorate the occasion, editor Jordine makes her second guest appearance! In this episode, Hashem condemns everyone who tried to ruin his childhood memories, Leander tries to find the silver lining, and Jordine struggles to understand any of what's happened th...

It's time for a classic, The Breakfast Club (1985). We're in spoiler territory now, so: Leander is a Bender anti, Hashem's a feminist, and we are in a post-Gamergate world. I rate this episode 11/12 Jump Cuts.

We watched Blade Runner (1982)! We share our insights on doing multiple cuts of movies, what makes humans so human, and the origins of cyberpunk. Also, this is Jordine and I apologize in advance for making us talk so much about the Transformers movies. please don't come after me

Listen to Leander change Hashem's mind on the classic horror film The Thing (1982) on this week's episode. Additionally, you'll hear the entire IMDB trivia page read verbatim, some appreciation of the best four-legged acting to date, and some amoogus theatrics.

Etymology is SICK (see: "good"). This review of Arrival (2016) is a banger (see: "great piece of work") and we invite you to join us in talking about how jazzy (see: "ever-changing and evolving") language can be!

BAM! Chaos theory. BAM! The future of film. BAM! Hashem takes out a cigar and begins a philosophical analysis of dinosaurs. Don't miss this nice and relaxed review of Jurassic Park (1993)... after 19 minutes and 40 seconds of video game discussion. Skip ahead to get straight to the movie review.

Get ready to curve bullets, swim in wax, and find your long-lost dad in this review of Wanted (2008). This episode, Hashem patronizes Leander and then they both get distracted and talk about season 1 of Invincible instead!

This week is a double feature! We take on Wes Anderson's Fantastic Mr. Fox (2009) and Grand Budapest Hotel (2014). Takes from this episode: Up is overrated, awards shows are a joke, and Roald Dahl was always high.

We discuss our thoughts on child beauty pageants, self-help programs, and what makes a good movie trailer in this review of Little Miss Sunshine (2006). Shorter episode this week but not to worry for next episode is a double feature!

Back again with a review of The Usual Suspects (1995), with no background in movies except for an analysis of Godzilla vs Kong's success. Leander also (maybe) coins the term "DCU". Heads up! We don't start talking about the movie until 41:53, so skip to there if you're here for the review and not our shining personalities.

Is anybody else seeing in mostly black and white? Is it just me? Why does that man look like a highlighter? On the way to getting this vision situation checked out, let's listen to the boys talk about Sin City (2005) and figure out what makes a good story, the effect of animation styles, and the difference between Wil Wheaton and Joss Whedon.

Hello, New York Fashion Week! We really dig our heels in (haha) to this week's movie: The Devil Wears Prada (2006). Let's get into the hot goss, starting with the similarities between Jan Levinson, Cruella de Vil, and Miranda Priestly.

We liked Clerks (1994)! Tune in this week to see how we seamlessly transition from talking about Persona 5 to our movie review to the history of the MPAA. Also I (Jordine) am going to step in here as god and say that when they talk about "Jordine's play", they're talking about my fourth-year class' production of "Love and Information". I'd say to go watch it but you missed it! So feel bad! Thanks...

Gonna be honest here... we did NOT like Kong: Skull Island (2017). We stopped talking about it pretty early on and instead gave our takes on awards shows, Tenet, and how...much...we...hated...Kong...Skull...Island.

Happy 1-year anniversary to everybody's favourite movie podcast!! Wait--I'm getting an update. Breaking news, it seems we're rebranding! Instead of talking about Onward (2020), the next year of podcasting will be solely focused on the stock market, anime, and Mrs. Incredible's you-know-what.

The following is a list of our thoughts on Limitless (2011) and Lucy (2004) after accessing 100% of our brains. If you have full brain you can lift gun with mind. Morgan Freeman is the think expert. Neo is Naruto. Not a single boob! Brain can do. Good pictures? Nice.

We're a day late on this holiday episode because Leander is bad at editing. This week we take each of the 470 plots in Love Actually (2003) and dissect them to look at the mushy gooey bits. This is how normal people talk about relationships right?

This week we bag on smart people for being keener dorks, while talking about video games for 10 minutes. Occasionally we also mention the movie, Good Will Hunting (1997) and academia vs. relationships. Spoiler alert, nerds are lame, we love love.

We get into some really detailed thoughts this episode! Listen to us talk about Howl's Moving Castle (2004) through a discussion about the death of the author, animation in the West, and the ability to tell a story. In this essay, we will--

Let's get this body positivity up in here and take a look at the hit films Kung Fu Panda 1 (2008) and 2 (2011) where we hit the topics: panda genocide, who can fight a bear, and dragon warrior dumplings.

Back to what we've all been waiting for! Here is the finale of our two-part Infinity Saga (2016 - 2019) review: the Great Spider-Man Debate of 2020, Cap's second life, and what it takes to cheer in a movie theatre. Make sure to give episode 18 a listen if you haven't heard part 1.

Happy almost Halloween! Let's talk about a couple classics this week: Corpse Bride (2005) and The Babysitter (2017). In this episode the boys bring up some touchy topics, including Leander's tummy aches, goth girlfriends, and Wizards of Waverly Place.