Judgmental Horror Junkies

Sorry for the wait but it was worth it. Thiis month the podcast is covering the 2021 film Malignant. Learn all about how tough life can be when you can’t get relatives to leave you alone. Join the boys as they ask the important questions. Is this movie horror, mystery, or kung fu flick? How many times can bone poke through skin in one film? And why are the critics wrong about everything (podcast h...

Happy holidays from the Judgmental Horror crew. This December brings Krampus, the 2015 film about the dark side of Santa. Join the fellas as they answer the big questions. Should you try and get along with your relatives around the holidays or just feed them to a German folktale? How do you survive a winter apocalypse with no electricity? And why does your drunk aunt hate Jewish people so much? An...

The worst horror movie ever made has finally made it’s way to Judgmental Horror Junkies! Reno and Goreship are discussing the cult classic Troll 2 and all the fine acting therein. Join them as they discuss why a director should speak the same language as his cast. And why you don’t piss on hospitality! See if Reno makes it to the end of this one or if Goreship murders him in anger for choosing thi...

Just in time for Halloween, your favorite horror podcast brings you the 2019 movie Haunt. A visit to a haunted factory leads to murder and scary masks in equal measure. How many plot holes are too many? Can Goreship overcome his fear of clowns long enough to talk about this film? Are friends real friends if they wont join you for a human centipede costume? Find the answers to all this and more! An...

Reno and Goreship finally meet up with Stephen King as they cover the Netflix movie In The Tall Grass. Join the pair as they answer the REAL questions! Why can't two siblings take a road trip without one of them trying to sleep with the other? Why is a field of plantlife waving in the wind so scary? And where did that big rock come from? And come back next month for Haunt! This episode's movie- ht...

Everyone knows it is hell in The Cell. Goreship and Reno tackle the Jennifer Lopez 2000 horror epic The Cell. Join them as they discuss what makes a good serial killer, women's fashion, and what to do when you are trapped in a humn sized aquarium that is slowly filling with water. Also, a short about the moon. And come bacl next month for the Stephen King film In The Tall Grass. This months movie-...

Science Fiction has long been a place for some of the best horror to hide and the movie Dark City is one of the best examples of this. Join Reno and Goreship as they delve into the alleys of a city with no sun and a beach you can never find. The conversation delves into questions like "What makes a soul?" and "Why does every Noir detective have to be a smartass?" Also a short, to remind Reno he ju...

They're hheeeeeeeerrrreeeeee. Goreship and Reno V tackle the 80's classic Poltergeist and all the horror tropes contained within. Find out the most annoying name in horror history, why you should never trust your boss, and that whether a house is clean or not is not always an easy answer. And come back next month for the sci-fi horror masterpiece Dark City! This months short- https://www.youtube.c...

For those patiently waiting on a zombie film to be covered here, the wait is over! Your favorite horror podcast is diving into the zombie genre with both feet as they cover 28 Days Later. They discuss what makes a zombie movie a zombie movie, why a disfunctional family has the best chance to survive the apocalypse, and why the heck Selena loses her edge in the second half of the film? Catch all th...

Back in the saddle again and its time for Willy's Wonderland with Nicolas Cage. Join Reno and Goreship as they discuss the enigma that is Cage, his contribution to horror, and how he created his own genre. Oh and animitronic robots kill a bunch of teens! And as a bonus they discuss the short Unedited Footage of a Bear. Come join the bloody fun! And come back in a month for 28 Days Later. This mont...

Hey where is the Friday the 13th episode?! TLDL version it was lost, we talked about rerecording it but that never turns out well. The spontineity is lost. But we are doing it again on April 30 with Willy's Wonderland staring that rapscallion Nicolas Cage Willy's Wonderland https://www.imdb.com/title/tt8114980/ Goreship instagram https://www.instagram.com/goreship/ Con Carolinas! https://concaroli...

A special episode of the show honoring International Women's Day! Cecilia Rose comes in to help cover the film Promising Young Woman and help the boys navigate the ins and outs of being a woman in horror movies (as well as the real world). The movie ends up not quite being the normal fare of this podcast but it is certainly full of the real life horrors women face so it seemed like a perfect choic...

What is on the Menu this month? Well, its The Menu, the 2022 film staring Ralph Fiennes and Anya Taylor Joy! Reno and Goreship examine such delicious fare as "What is the price of celebrity?", "Is fine dinning worth the pricetag?" and "Should we eat the rich or just not let them own private islands?" Learn the answers to all this and more as the boys discuss The Menu. And be on the lookout for our...

Do not get this podcast wet. Do not expose this podcast to bright lights. And please, do not feed this podcast after midnight. The Judgemental crew is covering Gremlins this week. They discuss everything from the Pg 13 rating to the 80's obsession with hating everything foriegn. Hope you enjoy the nostalgic dive into the little monsters and your home work next month is a twofer. The Menu and Promi...

Just in time for the new year, join Goreship and Reno as they watch Dead Stream. Internet culture, Evil Dead homages, and the use of staircase falls in cinema are all on the chopping block as we disect the Shudder film and all the twisted carnage therein. Find more of us at the following Twitch channel https://www.twitch.tv/reno_v Goreship instagram https://www.instagram.com/goreship/ Reno instagr...

Let me call you Sweetheart, or at least let me discuss this wonderful movie. Reno and Goreship get down in the depths discussing monsters from the deep, female protagonists, and where exactly that black hole goes to? Also join us next month for Dead Stream. And follow Reno Valentino and Goreship on Instagram for all madness and updates!

First episode and it is off to a hellish start! Reno and Goreship dive into the New Hellraiser(2022) and all things Clive Barker in the first outing around the world of spooky cinema