John Hodgman and Maximum Fun
Judge John Hodgman
Have your real-life disputes settled in Fake Internet Court! Despite no legal background, Judge John Hodgman and Bailiff Jesse Thorn are the arbiters of justice that you need. No case is too big or too small. They judge them all! Is a hot dog a sandwich? When does a collection become a hoard? Is it ever ok to flush soup down a toilet? Only one can decide! Submit your dispute at maximumfun.org/jjho!
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John Hodgman and Maximum Fun
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Latest episode
Jul 8, 2026
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Episodes
Do You Want to Hoard Some Snowglobes? 21.01.2015 1:07:22
A man wants to dedicate a room of his house to the movie Frozen; his husband objects. With special expert witnesses Robert Lopez and Kristen Anderson-Lopez! --- Judge John Hodgman is member-supported! Become a member to unlock special bonus episodes and more. Memberships start at just $5 a month. Just tap here !
The Secret Room of Chambers 14.01.2015 55:36
Judge Hodgman and Bailiff Jesse are rarin' to clear out the docket & follow up with the brothers from "Wake Me Up Before You Go, Bro"! --- Judge John Hodgman is member-supported! Become a member to unlock special bonus episodes and more. Memberships start at just $5 a month. Just tap here !
Novus Annus, Novum Judicium 08.01.2015 33:27
Judge Hodgman and Bailiff Jesse ring in the new year with some docket clearing. --- Judge John Hodgman is member-supported! Become a member to unlock special bonus episodes and more. Memberships start at just $5 a month. Just tap here !
TL;DNR 31.12.2014 46:19
A man suggested that his friend read a very long series of fantasy novels, but isn't satisfied with the pace of her reading. --- Judge John Hodgman is member-supported! Become a member to unlock special bonus episodes and more. Memberships start at just $5 a month. Just tap here !
Pizza Parley 24.12.2014 1:00:19
A man seeks to enforce a contract regarding pizza toppings. --- Judge John Hodgman is member-supported! Become a member to unlock special bonus episodes and more. Memberships start at just $5 a month. Just tap here !
It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Chambers 17.12.2014 55:17
We address winter holiday disputes in this all-docket episode (with a special surprise appearance from a past guest). --- Judge John Hodgman is member-supported! Become a member to unlock special bonus episodes and more. Memberships start at just $5 a month. Just tap here !
I Pledge a Grievance to the Flag 11.12.2014 1:09:30
Should a couple install a sports team's flag outside their home? --- Judge John Hodgman is member-supported! Become a member to unlock special bonus episodes and more. Memberships start at just $5 a month. Just tap here !
Cease and De-Thrift 03.12.2014 1:03:34
Should Alex relinquish his beloved "grandpa shoes", purchased secondhand? --- Judge John Hodgman is member-supported! Become a member to unlock special bonus episodes and more. Memberships start at just $5 a month. Just tap here !
The Commune-ish Manifesto 26.11.2014 1:03:07
Two families live together in a communal household, but they have trouble explaining it outsiders. Should they pretend to be related, or be honest and embrace the weirdness? --- Judge John Hodgman is member-supported! Become a member to unlock special bonus episodes and more. Memberships start at just $5 a month. Just tap here !
Campering with the Evidence 19.11.2014 54:41
Dale wants to build a camping trailer, but her husband Shawn objects. --- Judge John Hodgman is member-supported! Become a member to unlock special bonus episodes and more. Memberships start at just $5 a month. Just tap here !
Return to Chambers 13.11.2014 38:01
Judge Hodgman and Bailiff Jesse clear the docket (be forewarned: there's nightmare gerbil talk). --- Judge John Hodgman is member-supported! Become a member to unlock special bonus episodes and more. Memberships start at just $5 a month. Just tap here !
Vehicular Hound Inside 05.11.2014 1:04:39
Should an ailing dog be given free reign when riding in the car? --- Judge John Hodgman is member-supported! Become a member to unlock special bonus episodes and more. Memberships start at just $5 a month. Just tap here !
Clearing the Docket 29.10.2014 28:03
Bailiff Jesse and Judge John Hodgman return to chambers to clear out the docket. WHERE CAN I SEE JUDGE HODGMAN IN REAL LIFE? Great question! Judge Hodgman is out on the road right now, touring the Midwest and Northeast United States! Chicago! Milwaukee! Akron! Hartford! and more. Find a tourdate in your area here! --- Judge John Hodgman is member-supported! Become a member to unlock special bonu...
Amicus Grief 22.10.2014 1:04:48
Will brings the case against his friend Moby. Moby has constructed a "friendship and acquaintance theory" that helps her navigate the relationships in her life. She's entirely upfront about which people in her life are acquaintances, and which are friends. She says it helps her maintain better relationships. Will thinks Moby has gone overboard with the theory, and it's alienating her from other...
MaxFunWeek 15.10.2014 1:12:02
Judge John Hodgman clears the docket with some special guests from Song Exploder, The Memory Palace and My Brother, My Brother and Me in celebration of MaxFunWeek. --- Judge John Hodgman is member-supported! Become a member to unlock special bonus episodes and more. Memberships start at just $5 a month. Just tap here !
Hear She, Shear He 08.10.2014 45:32
Is a man entitled to a beard? --- Judge John Hodgman is member-supported! Become a member to unlock special bonus episodes and more. Memberships start at just $5 a month. Just tap here !
In Chambers 01.10.2014 45:28
Judge Hodgman & Bailiff Jesse clear the docket, read pedantic letters, and talk about starting a horror movie club. --- Judge John Hodgman is member-supported! Become a member to unlock special bonus episodes and more. Memberships start at just $5 a month. Just tap here !
D-I-Why?! 24.09.2014 1:04:55
Home renovation gone wrong (or has it?)! --- Judge John Hodgman is member-supported! Become a member to unlock special bonus episodes and more. Memberships start at just $5 a month. Just tap here !
The Burden of Goof 17.09.2014 1:00:02
Michelle's fiance is a prankster and has taken things too far! Will the judge crack down on the goofs? --- Judge John Hodgman is member-supported! Become a member to unlock special bonus episodes and more. Memberships start at just $5 a month. Just tap here !
Failure to Appear 10.09.2014 1:06:31
An American graduate student wants her dad to visit her in Norway, the land of trolls. --- Judge John Hodgman is member-supported! Become a member to unlock special bonus episodes and more. Memberships start at just $5 a month. Just tap here !
Unreasonable Scorch and Leisure 22.08.2014 1:05:32
Steffen protests: too many pool parties! --- Judge John Hodgman is member-supported! Become a member to unlock special bonus episodes and more. Memberships start at just $5 a month. Just tap here !
Gross Misconduct 15.08.2014 59:39
A woman takes her mother to court over fingernail clipping in public. --- Judge John Hodgman is member-supported! Become a member to unlock special bonus episodes and more. Memberships start at just $5 a month. Just tap here !
Daily Security Beefing 06.08.2014 1:04:07
Jake and Janey have taken safety measures to protect their home since a spate of break-ins have happened in their neighborhood. But they disagree about which measures are most effective. --- Judge John Hodgman is member-supported! Become a member to unlock special bonus episodes and more. Memberships start at just $5 a month. Just tap here !
The Leisure Suit 30.07.2014 1:05:31
Stacey brings the case against her boyfriend Greg. When they go on trips together, Greg likes to dawdle and take his time getting on the road. Stacey wants to get out bright and early. --- Judge John Hodgman is member-supported! Become a member to unlock special bonus episodes and more. Memberships start at just $5 a month. Just tap here !
Monte Belmonte Python 25.07.2014 1:02:56
Beth loves animals and wants to get a pet snake, but her husband is opposed to slithery things. --- Judge John Hodgman is member-supported! Become a member to unlock special bonus episodes and more. Memberships start at just $5 a month. Just tap here !
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