Jordan, Jesse, GO!

Dave Horwitz joins Jordan and Jesse for a discussion of celebrity kids rapping, the female rap group The Northern State, and Jordan's theory about how men and women should smell. Plus, Dave gets the guys gifts and they all come up with a new slogan for 2014. Help support this show and unlock bonus content! Become a member at https://maximumfun.org/joinjjgo

Comedian, writer, and producer Andy Woods joins Jordan and Jesse for a discussion of mall restaurants, Jesse's neighbors, Cards Against Humanity and the Mr. Cooper-verse. Help support this show and unlock bonus content! Become a member at https://maximumfun.org/joinjjgo

Comedian Tess Barker joins Jordan and Jesse for a discussion of mean teenagers, the new reboot of Real Sex and hypothetical hosting jobs.  Help support this show and unlock bonus content! Become a member at https://maximumfun.org/joinjjgo

Comedian and writer Guy Branum joins Jordan and Jesse for a discussion of hipster affectations, Guy's taste in music, and foreign money. Plus, Jesse's brother John joins everyone in the booth for momentous occasions. Help support this show and unlock bonus content! Become a member at https://maximumfun.org/joinjjgo

Comedian Nadia Kamil joins Jordan and Jesse for a discussion of holiday drinks, Catherine Zeta Jones' piano, and Wales. Help support this show and unlock bonus content! Become a member at https://maximumfun.org/joinjjgo

Kumail Nanjiani and Emily Gordon, hosts of the Indoor Kids, join Jordan and Jesse to for a discussion of children's books, Bud Light Cranberita, and the magic of cutting a doughnut in half. Help support this show and unlock bonus content! Become a member at https://maximumfun.org/joinjjgo

Comedian, writer, and actor Asterios Kokkinos joins Jordan and Jesse for a discussion of Must See TV, the new Hobbit themed menu at Denny's, and putting shoes on dogs. Help support this show and unlock bonus content! Become a member at https://maximumfun.org/joinjjgo

Bryan Cook, the creator of Competitive Erotic Fan Fiction, joins Jordan and Jesse for a discussion of Jesse's past interaction with some shady police officers, new Candyland, and a terrifying crow encounter. Help support this show and unlock bonus content! Become a member at https://maximumfun.org/joinjjgo

Writer and showrunner Geoff Haggerty joins Jordan and Jesse for a discussion of magic, nudity in movies and television, Jesse's trip to the bike shop, and Jesse's voice acting. Help support this show and unlock bonus content! Become a member at https://maximumfun.org/joinjjgo

As the show hits three hundred episodes, Jordan decides to hang up his headphones and leave the world of podcasting behind.  However, Jesse and Brian track him down at a cattle auction and play him some great clips from the last one hundred episodes in an attempt to woo him back into the recording booth. Help support this show and unlock bonus content! Become a member at https://maximumfun.org/joi...

Comedian and writer Andy Secunda joins Jordan and Jesse for a discussion of Jesse's fear of going to bed, Andy's terrifying Orca dream, fruit snacks, and Jordan's experience buying wine for Andy's dinner party. Help support this show and unlock bonus content! Become a member at https://maximumfun.org/joinjjgo

Comedian and podcaster Matt Mira joins Jesse and Jordan for a discussion of Jesse and Theresa's new baby, Jordan's Haunted Hayride trip, and Matt's enthusiasm for model trains. Help support this show and unlock bonus content! Become a member at https://maximumfun.org/joinjjgo

Chris Fairbanks and Karen Kilgariff join Jordan and Jesse for a live episode taped at the LA Podcasting Festival. Help support this show and unlock bonus content! Become a member at https://maximumfun.org/joinjjgo

Comedian and podcaster Michelle Biloon joins Jordan and Jesse for a discussion of Michelle's terrifying experience with pony rides, Jesse's search for a preschool, and Jordan's bewilderment over an oddly placed billboard.  Plus, Bucky Sinister calls in to help judge the Jordan Morris Poetry Contest. Help support this show and unlock bonus content! Become a member at https://maximumfun.org/joinjjgo

Comedian and writer Hal Rudnick joins Jordan and Jesse for a discussion of Hal's Penn State roots, Jordan's new commercial, and Jesse gives an update on his electronics repair man. Help support this show and unlock bonus content! Become a member at https://maximumfun.org/joinjjgo

Comedian Kimberly Clark joins Jordan and Jesse for a discussion of toasters, placenta eating, and the end of the Zune era. Help support this show and unlock bonus content! Become a member at https://maximumfun.org/joinjjgo

Jordan and Jesse go at it alone today and talk about Jordan's recent "dad" audition, a new Ed Begley Jr. movie, and heartthrobs from the past.  Help support this show and unlock bonus content! Become a member at https://maximumfun.org/joinjjgo

Daily Show writer and podcaster Dan McCoy joins Jordan and Jesse for a discussion of spiderman, Jordan's recent internet fame, and the boat party.   Help support this show and unlock bonus content! Become a member at https://maximumfun.org/joinjjgo

Jordan and Jesse perform live at the Edinburgh Fringe Festival and in London, England at The Phoenix. Help support this show and unlock bonus content! Become a member at https://maximumfun.org/joinjjgo

Comedian and writer Liz Feldman joins Jordan and Jesse for a discussion of Jesse's horder neighbor, Terry Gross' cat, and the new website Lulu.  Plus, Joe Blubaugh, winner of the full chort license plate contest comes by for a visit. Help support this show and unlock bonus content! Become a member at https://maximumfun.org/joinjjgo

Comedian Shelby Fero joins Jordan and Jesse for a discussion of Alan and Robin Thicke, secondary mutations, and crossbows.  Plus, they get into Straight Talk for Teens: Teen 2 Teen. Help support this show and unlock bonus content! Become a member at https://maximumfun.org/joinjjgo

Comedian Dave Ross joins Jordan and Jesse for a discussion of monkey butt, Jesse's electronic repair man, apartment hunting, and Dave's future comedy special. Help support this show and unlock bonus content! Become a member at https://maximumfun.org/joinjjgo

Comedian and actress Emily Maya Mills joins Jordan and Jesse for a discussion of Jesse's trip to the National concert, plus Jesse gives a pig-sitting update, there's an ice cream givaway update, and they talk about having sex in a museum. Action items: What should Jordan and Jesse do with their quinceanera hall?  What should Jordan and Jesse's momentous occasion be?  Would Jordan look good with Pe...

Scott Simpson joins Jordan and Jesse for a discussion of global warming, cracker jacks, playground ipod touches, Air BNB and celebrity appearances at Boatparty.biz.  Help support this show and unlock bonus content! Become a member at https://maximumfun.org/joinjjgo

Nick "Repeat" Adams joins Jordan and Jesse for a discussion of Jesse's life on the road, Pacific Rim, the upcoming ice cream giveaway in Denver and a Driving Miss Daisy reboot. Help support this show and unlock bonus content! Become a member at https://maximumfun.org/joinjjgo