The Hits

Jono, Ben & Megan - The Podcast

Comedy EN ↓ 2055 episodes

This is mildly amusing banter at its mildly amusing best! We’re Jono Pryor, Ben Boyce, and Megan Papas—your favourite breakfast trio on The Hits. We bring you weekday mornings full of life misadventures, big interviews, fun games, and plenty of LOLs. OK, we can’t promise LOLs, but hopefully, you stopped reading after we said LOLs the first time.

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The Hits

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Comedy

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www.thehits.co.nz

Latest episode

Jul 10, 2026

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Episodes

FULL SHOW: Jono let his son meet up with a strange man! 26.01.2026

On today’s show:  Why Jono let his son meet a strange man from the park… Can kids call shotgun on the front seat… and steal it from their parents? Ben’s wife accidentally brushed her teeth with a toothbrush meant for cleaning and blames him! Producer Troy did a gym photoshoot, so why was he cropped out? How Jimmy Carr and Ed Sheeran turned up at our listeners’...

FULL SHOW: Everything That Went Wrong for Megan This Morning 25.01.2026

On today’s show:  Jono instantly regrets trying a Thai massage for the first time Megan survives a truly chaotic morning with a lost phone and no petrol Ben is spiralling over someone else’s holiday Jono’s dad has mastered WhatsApp but still refuses to text We’re horrified after PJ deletes over 12,000 unread emails in one go Gen Z Producer Grace returns from Europe and...

FULL SHOW: Is the supermarket really for everyone? 22.01.2026

On today’s show: The would you rather question posed to Ricky Gervais The unspoken "uniform" of teenage boys We talk about Harry Styles new news To celebrate the 90's countdown were diving into the 90's nostalgia jar When did bringing your dog not turn out the best? Troy undertakes the quiz about the book he's been reading The unfortunate tap situation at Megans gym Jono experienced some tro...

FULL SHOW: How many people does it take to print in colour? 21.01.2026

On today’s show: We thought this only happened in the movies... It's Bens wifes turn to embarrass the kids Jono got A.I.ed Megan tells Jono and Ben about Heated Rivalry 90's nostalgia  Troy and Ben both got caught on camera  We're on the hunt for something to decorate the office Speaking about the Beckhams and talking estranged from families Instagram: @THEHITSBREAKFAST Facebook: T...

FULL SHOW: We Have a go at Fortune Telling 🔮 20.01.2026

On today’s show: Producer Troy had his fortune told and it came true! We read out your fortunes We put a search out for Billy Bass Jono talks about the humbling experience he had Whats going on with Brooklyn Beckham? We get Bens dad to weigh in We join in on the throwback to 2016 trend and talk about Jono and Bens interveiw with Jared Leto Jimmy Carr is in the country and making fun of us. J...

FULL SHOW: Does a Beach Towel Reserve Your Spot on a Lounger? 19.01.2026

On today’s show: Does a beach towel at a hotel lounger reserve your spot? We talk about the uses of onion soup. Is there actually anything other than Onion dip? Jono was witness to something he pretended not to be We reminisced on stores we miss to commemorate EB Games closing down Ben ate something he shouldnt have.. This listener shared what they shouldnt have eaten Do you remember or stil...

FULL SHOW: We're Back, Happy New Year! 18.01.2026

On today’s show: Jono wants us to adopt this new catch phrase Ben is 100% an airport Dad Megan went strawberry picking over the break but it might be the last time she ever does.. Jono had a pesky drip that he could'nt avoid What are your new years resolutions? And are they actually realistic We start the road to the countdown of the 99 best 90's songs and refkect about 90's television. Mega...

BONUS PODCAST: Rita Ora Surprises Sienna in Studio 18.12.2025

WOW. It finally happened. For two seasons, Sienna’s dream podcast guest has been global superstar Rita Ora - and in this episode, Rita doesn’t just join the podcast… she surprises Sienna in the studio! After seeing Ben get a Rita Ora tattoo for his daughter go viral on social media, Rita reached out and said she had to do the podcast - leading to an emotional and unforgettable f...

BONUS EPISODE: Chatting with James Cameron and the Cast of Avatar: Fire & Ash 16.12.2025

In this special bonus episode, Sienna and her dad Ben headed to Wellington (by plane - not flying creature) for the  Avatar: Fire & Ash  premiere. They sat down with legendary director James Cameron to chat about borrowing his Avatar pool, how  Avatar  first came to him in a dream, whether he’d change anything about  Titanic  if he made it today, and where B...

FULL SHOW: Where in the world is Megan Papas? 🌏 11.12.2025

On the pod: Adam Duritz from the Counting Crows Daniella, our Italian correspondent, weighs in on where Megan is  Why is Megan sending us X-rated pics? Can someone correctly identify where The Rogue is hiding?  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

FULL SHOW: Jono's got his tinfoil hat on this morning 👽 10.12.2025

On the pod today: The Rogue is revealed!!! Did you guess who it was going to be? Nicole, our US Correspondent, tells us about the famous Rockefeller tree We asked kids what they thought about the social media ban See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

FULL SHOW: We are trying to set out colleague up on a date! 09.12.2025

On today’s show:  Why are we all dressed for the wrong event? Major job changes, farming to IT, banking to health coaching, accounting to driving school. Our top ChatGPT queries like “Is this cooked?” and “Can I take a pavlova on a plane?”. The items our partners hated and learnt to love~ We chat to Dai Henwood announced as host for Best Foods Comedy Gala in...

FULL SHOW: Craziest Career Pivots 08.12.2025

On today’s show:  How Ben accidentally stockpiled 18 roll-ons. We put Jono through our version of a lie detector test Megan’s dad live-texting from hospital Career pivots: from banking to burgers, radio to cafes, and even forestry. Dear Megan: I found fancy lingerie in the wash that my wife never wears for me… Dr Libby’s tips for managing festive stress, indulgence, a...

FULL SHOW: We put Ben through a heart rate–monitored interrogation! 07.12.2025

On today’s show:  A wild Christmas party story involving Megan’s husband being GRINDED on! Awkward family moviewatching moments ( Love Actually , Team America , Sausage Party , Brokeback Mountain ). Megan’s partner’s Christmas traditions: midnight gift opening and carp-in-the-bath ritual. Ben goes through a heart rate–monitor interrogation to uncover the Rogue. W...

FULL SHOW: Our White christmas Show! 04.12.2025

On today’s show:  We are LIVE from Snow Planet to celebrate all our Mariah winners Megan vs. Jono is a snow tube race! Special Guest Appearance: Santa Claus joins for Q&A and kids’ Christmas wishes. Producer Troy’s Redemption of his Bugle solo fail Megan’s runaway snowboard story Katy Perry’s Christmas party and Jacinda Ardern’s Snow Planet visit. We ha...

FULL SHOW: Ben's weird balloon exchange in the park 03.12.2025

On today’s show:  Will we have a costume-themed funeral for Ben? How a Facebook Marketplace deal leads to a weird balloon exchange in a park Jono's mate was on his restricted license for 30 years! A “Survive till 25” video sparks concern for Jono Is Megan's music listening age her real age? We chat to our entertainment reporter about Thanksgiving in NYC Instagram: @THEH...

FULL SHOW: Megan’s Gen Z Night Out 02.12.2025

On today’s show:  We test the new AI “gatekeeper” phone feature Police officer shares dramatic Chatham Islands incident Jono’s Baycorp debt saga continues... Is PJ still in the Mariah game? Disney ride POVs vs blackhead removal videos Funny sayings from parents that creep into adulthood Megan’s concert adventure with Gen Zs leaves her knees aching Instagram: @THE...

BONUS PODCAST: Episode 1: The Skull 02.12.2025

Our friend Tom Sainsbury has released a new season of his murder-mystery podcast Small Town Scandal. We wanted to share the first episode with you to try it out. We hope you enjoy! You can binge the first four episodes of the season  here , right now. When a human skull turns up under the 18th green at the Aldersgate Golf Course, golf podcaster Hugh Wyndham-Blythe is “volunteered”...

FULL SHOW: Should I confess to cheating after 11 years? 01.12.2025

On today’s show:  Jono a “sensitive” message by mistake How Ben ruined his daughters vibe... Is Megan the most stressed this Christmas? Why Megan’s husband  fainted last night Dear Megan, confess to cheating after 11 years? Jono awkward boardroom hug story. Tom Sainsbury on A Christmas Crisis and new projects. Instagram: @THEHITSBREAKFAST Facebook: The Hits Breakf...

FULL SHOW: Why Ben ended up in trouble right in front of Santa… 30.11.2025

On today’s show:  Ben accidentally eats his daughter’s orthodontic rubber bands... Megan's toddler wanted to be like her dog and did something on the lawn! Why Ben got scolded by his wife in front of Santa during a family photo session... Megan braves torrential rain and oily streets to stilt-walk in the Auckland Santa Parade. How Jono ended up stealing a women's purse (again...

FULL SHOW: Ben’s daughter learning to drive and refusing to read the road code! 27.11.2025

On today’s show:  Moments people realised they weren’t right for a job... Megan lasted two weeks as a receptionist Ben’s daughter is learning to drive and refuses to read the road code! Jono has to call his mother and apologise for lying on air Black Friday shopping, bargain hunting stories, and listener brag line What’s the biggest bargain you’ve ever scored? On...

FULL SHOW: Our colleague wakes up to dead people! 26.11.2025

On today’s show:  Megan’s gearing up to stilt-walk in the Santa Parade, but her mum has serious  safety concerns! Ben’s daughter spectacularly throws him under the bus in the family debate over phones in bedrooms. The worst possible workplace spillage… and yes, it actually happened. Our colleague wakes up to dead people  and no, we’re not exaggerating....

FULL SHOW: Jono Faces a Listener Confrontation Over Old Remarks 25.11.2025

On today’s show: A Listener confronts Jono about some…  questionable comments from the past. How Ben’s brother-in-law is out-manning him! We chat public performance fails, including Ben;s school fireworks mishap and a sunburnt stripper Producer Troy recounts a trumpet fail during an Anzac Day dawn service Listener Shannon has a loophole for the Mariah game... Megan&rsq...

FULL SHOW: Live Courtroom Showdown 24.11.2025

On today’s show: Live courtroom showdown to decide if Ben was sabotaged by his daughters and wether he is out of the Mariah game Jono offends a pregnant lady... Megan gears up for a 1.6 km stilt-walking comeback after more than a decade! Dear Megan, Should I keep buying gifts for family who never reciprocate?  Drax Project joins us to chat about their new single Summer Rain , summer tou...

FULL SHOW: Ben's Wife Doesn't Know How Much This Return Cost! 23.11.2025

On today’s show: Why Jono's parents are proudly keeping three blowflies in their lounge as “pets.” Ben's $55 toy snake fail – when online shopping goes wrong. Megan has officially taken on the challenge to walk 1.6 km on stilts in the Santa Parade. The Mariah Carey Christmas game heats up with a Build-A-Bear sabotage. Producer Troy’s surprisingly tame stag do in Marti...

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