The Hits

Jono, Ben & Megan - The Podcast

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This is mildly amusing banter at its mildly amusing best! We’re Jono Pryor, Ben Boyce, and Megan Papas—your favourite breakfast trio on The Hits. We bring you weekday mornings full of life misadventures, big interviews, fun games, and plenty of LOLs. OK, we can’t promise LOLs, but hopefully, you stopped reading after we said LOLs the first time.

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The Hits

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Comedy

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www.thehits.co.nz

Latest episode

Jul 10, 2026

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Episodes

June 24 - The A To Z Of New Zealand, Jono's Voicemail Message, What Did You Flood? 24.06.2020

Hello Podcasters! On today's episode we head to Bluff for The A to Z of New Zealand - Every day we call a different town/city across the country and we're only up to B... But we chat to the Green Wizard to hear about some of the amazing things Bluff has to offer! Jono also has a terrible answerphone that we need him to change, and we chat to someone who has spent the last 2 weeks in hotel quaranti...

June 23 - Reception Reception, Drip Dry Or Hand Dry, How Many Showers Do You Have A Day? 22.06.2020

On today's podcast, we discuss the ICONIC (aka very simple) "dad" meals that our dads are known for cooking when mum's away, we play Reception Reception - if Jono phones up a random reception and tries to leave a message for Ben, will that receptionist pass it on? And Ben's daughter threw him in it at a restaurant... Nothing quite like your kids embarrassing you in public #lordhelpus See omnystudi...

June 22 - BoozeTalkZB, The Pea Negotiation, What Have You Had On Your Face? 22.06.2020

BoozeTalkZB The A To Z of New Zealand The Pea Negotiation Irene Van Dyke called in to help Ben with coaching his daughter's Netball team Don't Call Us, We'll Call You Spy What have you had on your face? Ben's Duets Scrolling Through Your Feed What are you known for? Spy See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

June 19 - Jacinda Ardern, The A To Z Of New Zealand, Can Jono Type With His Eyes Closed? 22.06.2020

Jacinda Ardern called in Our cardboard cutout has been returned Can Jono type with his eyes closed? What are your thoughts on the weed referendum? What couple things do you do separately? The A To Z of New Zealand Spy What perks did you get as a child? Scrolling Through Your Feed Don't Call Us, We'll Call You Big News Small Town Spy See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

June 18 - Jono's Parents Upgraded To A New iPhone, Benee, Unusual Eating Habits 18.06.2020

Jono's parents upgraded to a new iPhone  Benee dropped in for a chat Ben's been helping with the kids school projects... We want to hear about your unusual eating habits Spy We went looking for a Dunedin streaker The A To Z of New Zealand Don't Call Us, We'll Call You Scrolling Through Your Feed Spy See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

June 17 - Paul Sinha, Jono Won The Lotto, Does Your Name Suit Your Profession? 17.06.2020

What did Ben's friend eat? The A To Z of New Zealand Does your name suit your profession? Paul Sinha called in Spy Listener Barb gave us some feedback on the show Jono's house is a warzone Should you intervene in your partner's plastic surgery? Our cardboard cutout has been kidnapped Scrolling Through Your Feed Jono won the lotto Controversial Callouts An intervention on Ben's mumbling  Spy See om...

June 16 - Karen O'Leary, News In Beeps, What Paraphernalia Do You Have At Home? 16.06.2020

Karen O'Leary called in Who has the best yarns? Ben believes the Warriors are cursed Spy Jono had an incident in a taxi The Referendumb What paraphernalia do you have at home?  News In Beeps The A To Z of New Zealand Synchronised Answering Spy See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

June 15 - BoozeTalkZB, Ben's Duets, When Did You Get Locked Out? 15.06.2020

BoozetalkZB Spy Ben's duets Jono's feeling a bit sensitive The A To Z of New Zealand When did you get locked out? An update on Our Very Responsible Safe Social Distancing Tour Scrolling Through Your Feed Rude Awakening We filmed our new TVNZ show over the weekend Spy See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

June 11 - We Apologise To Bruce Russell, Rob Judge, Being Swallowed By A Whale 11.06.2020

Rob Judge called in An update on Our Very Responsible Safe Social Distancing Tour Ben calls NewsTalkZB's Bruce Russell to apologise Spy The A To Z of New Zealand Ben's split bill Ben Hurley called in Boss Todd has done every chat possible on radio Rude Awakening Big News Small Town What happens when you get swallowed by a whale? Spy See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

June 10 - Our Very Responsible Safe Social Distancing Tour Has Commenced! 09.06.2020

Our Very Responsible Safe Social Distancing Tour has commenced! Ben put his back out Has Tiktok turned your kids into zombies? Spy What do the cutouts need to see in your town? We want to hear your medicine mishaps Scrolling Through Your Feed Jono's UberEATS incident The A To Z of New Zealand Spy See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

June 09 - The Referendumb, Date Night Fails, How Much Have You Spent On Your Pet? 09.06.2020

We're officially in Alert Level 1! How much have you spent on your pet? We're sending cardboard cutouts of ourselves around the country Spy The A To Z of New Zealand Ben's date night fail Reception Inception Boss Todd was caught leaving the pub on the News last night The Referendumb - Do you dry yourself in the shower? Scrolling Through Your Feed Synchronised Answers  Spy See omnystudio.com/listen...

June 08 - Battery Operated Pets, BoozeTalkZB, Is It Weird For Adults To Play With Lego? 07.06.2020

We're caught up in a Zoom-A-Thon scandal! Producer Heidi is eight months pregnant Ben's Duets... We received a strange compliment about the show Spy BoozeTalkZB Is it weird for adults to play with lego? The A To Z of New Zealand Ben's neighbour saw him nude We're sending cardboard cutouts of ourselves around the country Battery operated pets... Scrolling Through Your Feed Rude Awakening Spy See om...

June 05 - Radio Hauraki's Matt & Jerry Hijacked The Hits, Dan Carter, Your Hitchhiker Stories 04.06.2020

We want your hitchhiker stories... The Receptionist Test Story For Another Day Spy Dan Carter called in... Well kinda Ben's wife sent us audio of him doing karaoke Radio Hauraki's Matt & Jerry hijacked The Hits Christchurch Scrolling Through Your Feed Synchronised Answering The A To Z Of New Zealand Spy See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

June 04 - Hannah McQueen, Your Worst Public Performance Shocker, The Receptionist Test 03.06.2020

The Receptionist Test What was your public performance shocker? We're sending cardboard cutouts of ourselves around the country! The A To Z Of New Zealand Spy Big News Small Town Hannah McQueen called in News In Beeps Rude Awakening Scrolling Through Your Feed Guy Montgomery called in Yoghurt chat... Spy See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

June 03 - Synchronised Answering, The Best Thing You've Won, What Are Your Relationship Arrangements? 02.06.2020

We're sending cardboard cutouts of ourselves around the country! What's the best thing you've won? Synchronised Answering Spy Big News Small Town Jono's kids bought an app on his phone What are your relationship arrangements? Rude Awakening Scrolling Through Your Feed The A To Z Of New Zealand Spy See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

June 02 - Rhys Darby, BoozetalkZB, Where Are You Listening Right Now? 01.06.2020

The A To Z Of New Zealand Jono's eyebrows... We're sending cardboard cutouts of ourselves around New Zealand What ended up on your car? Kieran Read called in Spy BoozetalkZB Rhys Darby called in Ben's Grandparents shared the same birthday Scrolling Through Your Feed Rude Awakening Where are you listening right now? Spy See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

May 29 - Six60's Matiu Walters, News In Beeps, We're Giving Away Green Queens! 01.06.2020

We're giving away Green Queens to celebrate the Queens Birthday Weekend Tohu Harris called in Boss Todd helped a burglar escape! We want to hear your almost famous names... Spy Six60's Matiu Walters called in The lengths you go to as a parent The A To Z Of New Zealand News In Beeps Scrolling Through Your Feed Controversial Call-Outs Spy See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

May 28 - Bree Tomasel, A Bob The Builder Song Poll, Have You Solved A Crime? 26.05.2020

We want to give out Green Queens What did the boss make you do? Nano Girl called in Bob The Builder song poll - is it fixed it or f***ed it? Spy Bree Tomasel called in We featured on Having You Been Paying Attention Have you solved a crime? Scrolling Through Your Feed The A To Z Of New Zealand Rude Awakening Spy See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

May 27 - James Hardy, We Want To Give Away Green Queens, Misheard Song Lyrics 26.05.2020

Misheard Song Lyrics Jono elbowed a chest We want to give out Green Queens James Hardy worked for the Queen and the Royal Family Spy Julia Robson Do you have to let your partner look through your device? Scrolling Through Your Feed Rude Awakening Jono has a mate that's never cried Spy We're late for the news! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

May 26 - Kim Crossman, Ben Ran Into Some Trouble On Friday Night, Who Have You Sat Next To On A Plane? 25.05.2020

Boss Todd claims he created 'Wooh Wooh' Have you been to an awards ceremony? Spy Big News Small Town Who have you sat next to on a plane? Ben ran into trouble on Friday night Kim Crossman called in Jingle Bells Scrolling Through Your Feed Rude Awakening Controversial Callouts The A To Z Of New Zealand Spy See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

May 25 - Sam Neil, BoozeTalkZB, Your Adult Playground Accidents 24.05.2020

Sam Neil called in The A To Z Of New Zealand We want to hear your adult playground accidents Simon Bridges called in Ben reflects on past car crashes Spy BoozeTalkZB We want to hear your claim to fame Win An Ad Scrolling Through Your Feed Rude Awakening News In Beeps Spy See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

May 22 - Urzila Carlson, Synchronised Answering, The Lengths Your Parents Went For You 21.05.2020

It's time to premiere our Rap Battle The lengths your parents went for you We want to guess your profession Spy Savage called in Ben's neighbour crashed into an optometrist Urzila Carlson called in The A To Z Of New Zealand Synchronised Answering Big News Small Town Scrolling Through Your Feed Rude Awakening News In Beeps Spy See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

May 21 - Nano Girl, We Hacked The New Zealand Herald, The A To Z Of New Zealand 21.05.2020

We've hacked The New Zealand Herald  I went to a bar and... We've been challenged to rap a kids storybook Jono has been accused of murdering a turtle Spy The A To Z Of New Zealand Nano Girl called in Ben is so cheap! Sync Answering Big News Small Town Controversial Callouts Scrolling Through Your Feed Rude Awakening Spy See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

May 20 - Craig Smith, Unnecessary Censored Songs, Jono's Morning Schedule 20.05.2020

Win An Ad Ben had an issue with auto-correct Craig Smith called in Spy We found a list of unnecessary censored songs Jono's morning schedule We have Jono & Ben facemask merch Jono on school pick-up Sync Answering Scrolling Through Your Feed Rude Awakening  The A To Z Of New Zealand Spy See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

May 19 - Judy Bailey, Christmas In The Park Has Been Cancelled, Have You Touched A Royal? 18.05.2020

Win An Ad Why could your dog not enter our new TVNZ show? Can you hear us through the mask? Jono's hit a new level of lazy Spy The Hits Adam Green called in and issued us with a challenge Christmas In The Park has been cancelled Have you touched a Royal?  Judy Bailey called in Scrolling Through Your Feed The A To Z Of New Zealand Controversial Callouts  Rude Awakening  Spy See omnystudio.com/liste...

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