Jono, Ben & Megan - The Podcast

It’s been YEARS since Jono and Ben have tackled a full morning routine with little kids and it shows! Knives in mouths, dangerously hot porridge, rogue costumes, and total chaos as they attempt to get Megan’s kids fed, dressed, and out the door... all while hosting a LIVE radio show. Will they survive… and will the kids make it to school on time? See omnystudio.com/listener for...

On today’s show:  How Jono failed the simple task of ordering a pizza... We throw it back to when life was good and TV trolleys were rolled into class How Jono's mate ended up with hot tar all over their rental car! Jono's ethical dilemma of working from display couches. Are we scared to look after Megan's kids? Listener birthday requests that were taken way too far.... Instagram:...

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 On today’s show:  Ben meets his first "freegan" Jono was asked to move for ruining a building’s sale potential! Megan's husband shares insider tips on surviving the kids’ morning routine (and crucial breakfast rules) Producer Grace relives previous babysitting chaos with Megan's kids... Why Ben found a sign saying “You selfish b*****d park your car straight&rdquo...

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On today’s show:  Why is Jono ranked Radio Guy #2? Jono and Ben have well‑intentioned idea to help Megan with her kids in the morning! How Ben ran into the stranger who gave him a lift... The Imposter Game returns! Can you guess the keyword?  How a casual café chat leads to meeting someone who’s just launched a rocket into space! Instagram: @THEHITSBREAKFAST Facebook:...

WARNING: This episode discusses stalking and threats and may be distressing for some listeners. Jazz Thornton joins Jono, Ben & Megan to share her real‑life experience of being stalked, after an online obsession escalated into a man flying overseas and showing up outside her home. She opens up about the emotional toll, the lack of legal protection at the time, and how that experience led her t...

Happy Star Wars day to all who celebrate...otherwise, happy normal Monday! On the show: We need your help for a Mother's Day treat for Megan We all have window wiper anxiety  One of the great Mundane Mondays! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Gin chats about being back in New Zealand (even if she doesn’t love calling it “permanent”), parenting two kids after years on the road, and her knew Kingsland delicatessen with extremely intimidating sandwich names! She gets real about breakups, dating disasters and major life changes, and how all that chaos turned into her new album Beautiful Mess , written between LA and Joshu...

On today’s show:  Ben accidentally ate food at the wrong event... but was it a wake? The most Gen z reaction from producer Grace when we surprise her with an idol! Why is Megan by herself from Mother’s Day again?! Movies every kid should see before leaving home sparks huge debate. Jono's friend is convinced a business near him is money‑laundering fronts The annual “It’...

Entertainment correspondent Nicole Ryan joins us to cover this week’s biggest pop‑culture stories. We unpack the divided response to the new Michael Jackson biopic and why critics and fans aren’t seeing it the same way. Nicole takes us inside the filming of  The Devil Wears Prada 2 after production moved into her office building, sharing what it’s really like working alongsi...

 On today’s show:  Ben’s insanely smart hack to get his teenager to answer his calls... Sibling Survival returns with shockingly violent childhood stories! Jono's deep embarrassment of pulling when a door clearly says push...  How Megan’s hubby ruined their special spicy time with a deadbolt How long is too long to keep Easter eggs in the house? Instagram: @THEHITS...

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On today’s show:  How should Megan explain what “sh*t” means to her toddlers? The strangest things strangers have asked you… A listener lived in a former brothel and was asked for “Lilly” all the time... his mother calls in to find out more details! The search for New Zealand’s best whistler! Why Jono was crying in front of the courier… Ben fo...

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On today’s show:  Producer Troy attempts to match the record‑breaking London Marathon pace…  The team realises they horribly overstayed their welcome at Megan house! Ben attends Armageddon dressed as a pear and terrifies a bus stop Megan misses the dawn parade after a parenting meltdown with the kids Jono forgets his Netball hosting gig... Dear Megan... My 22‑year‑old daught...

Hollywood meets Auckland as The Rookie star Melissa O’Neil joins the show fresh off the plane for Armageddon! She talks falling in love with New Zealand, learning police tactics, surviving Canadian Idol at 17, and choosing acting over pro rugby Plus: a “tribute” Billy Bass causes confusion... See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On today’s show:  Today is a very big day! It’s the official peeling of the plastic off Megan’s fridge! Megan claims her house is only “20 minutes away” from anywhere. Ben puts it to the test by leaving during the first break… and yes, it took him 20 minutes from his house. Producer Troy warms up his trumpet skills for the grand opening of Megan’s fr...

On today’s show:  The team debates what purchases feel illegal to make on a phone instead of a computer Producer Grace admits she was a full‑on childhood biter... Megan narrowly avoids electrocution after mowing over a hidden live cable! Jono had to give an inspirational speech to a group of high school head prefects and made a joke that didn't land A new vacuum cleaner causes unex...

  On today’s show:  Ben realises ChatGPT might be the ultimate people‑pleaser enabling terrible life choices Jono rings a hotline just to leave a compliment... Listeners confess the strangest things stored in their freezers, including body parts and pets Producer Troy discovers his prized Gucci T‑shirt is actually fake The show debates the most satisfying sensations, from clean she...

On today’s show:  Talkback radio pushes Megan over the edge in a furious debate about people singing at concerts. We prank our boss by pretending an on-air F-bomb went to air… Producer Grace SUCKS at this imposter game A Dear Megan sparks outrage over a mother-in-law secretly seasoning someone else’s cooking. How the plastic bag outrage didn’t age well Ben accidentall...

On today’s show:  Megan takes the kids to see their dad perform in & Juliet , and it ends in tears. Jono admits he’s never signed up to a loyalty programme! We surprise Matty McLean with a man cave. Ben runs into a heated debate at the Warriors over washing hands! Children’s TV icon Suzy Cato joins the show, and we ask if she ever loses her cool. The Itty Bitty Hitty Com...

 On today’s show:  The team realises mid‑40 bedtimes are now full of mouthguards, heat packs and sleep apnoea machines... How Ben ended up sleeping in the lounge The Itty Bitty Hitty Committee decided on whether Megan has to peel her fridge (text group to 4487 for the link to join) Ben accidentally chats for a full minute to a painter without realising he doesn’t speak Englis...

On today’s show:  Jono tries to be a petrol‑station hero... Ben discovers the confidence‑destroyer of being told “you look tired” while feeling his best Producer Troy admits the crazy way he got out of a date! Morgan reveals working at foot‑fetish parties in New York! The Itty Bitty Hitty Committee officially launches as the show’s exclusive club Megan gets a new phone...

On today’s show:  Ben takes the kids op‑shopping and accidentally puts on a stranger’s hat... Megan turns mouse control into a game A new group is proposed: The Itty Bitty Hitty Committee Is it weird that Megan does her taxes in bed? Jason Gunn reacts to the rules at the new Christchurch stadium We find out Cameron Diaz makes guests change clothes before entering her home! Me...