The Hits

Jono, Ben & Megan - The Podcast

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This is mildly amusing banter at its mildly amusing best! We’re Jono Pryor, Ben Boyce, and Megan Papas—your favourite breakfast trio on The Hits. We bring you weekday mornings full of life misadventures, big interviews, fun games, and plenty of LOLs. OK, we can’t promise LOLs, but hopefully, you stopped reading after we said LOLs the first time.

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The Hits

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Comedy

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www.thehits.co.nz

Latest episode

Jul 10, 2026

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Episodes

FULL SHOW: This call was so graphic we couldn't put it on air! 16.06.2025

On today’s show: The strangest things you've seen people do in public – including Jono  cutting his toenails  by a public pool! We each call on our alibis to uncover who the real rogue is... One caller reckons he’s cracked it – he knows who the rogue is! Dear Megan...  My wife lied about vaping – what should I do? Plus, we catch up with the hilarious co...

FULL SHOW: The most intense practical joke we've ever heard 15.06.2025

We talk about your “parent tax”. When do you use the parent card to tax something off your kids? We took a young fan to visit the Warriors but we’re not sure if the kid, Ben or Megan was the most excited. Jono’s friend has him saved under an offensive name in his phone. One of us is lying as we prepare to reveal our ‘Rogue’, and we ask for stories on the fun lie...

FULL SHOW: Live from the farm.. Waiting for a cow to poo... 12.06.2025

We get  stumped  by the NZ Herald quiz while out on the road. Rowena Duncan joins us to chat field days Sonny Bill Williams Joins the show ahead of his boxing match against Paul Gallen What have you left in a uber - Megan gives us her list. The biggest mess an animal has left around the house or in your home - We take calls on this. Instagram: @THEHITSBREAKFAST Facebook: The Hi...

FULL SHOW: Ben gets busted at the club... with hand sanitiser 11.06.2025

On today’s show: Megan has an awkward encounter at the airport We chat to Jemma from Ambury Farm about what attire we'll need for Cash Cow tomorrow Megan get's changed on the toilet... is she the only one? We ask: what do you reuse that maybe you shouldn’t? Can cows dance? We talk to a cow expert to find out! Instagram: @THEHITSBREAKFAST Facebook: The Hits Breakfast with Jono...

FULL SHOW: Why was making chucking coconuts with kids?! 10.06.2025

On today’s show: Is Ben going to retire the iconic Bart Simpson bag? Why Megan got hardcore judged by other mothers... Real life manifesting stories that worked! Ben's daughter brings up his past trauma... The best hack to get rid of a migraine Why Megan has a d*ck cup! Instagram: @THEHITSBREAKFAST Facebook: The Hits Breakfast with Jono, Ben & Megan See omnystudio.com/listener...

FULL SHOW: We Reveal Our Most Memorable And Secret On-Air Mistakes! 09.06.2025

On today’s show: Swearing, going off air, drinking during shows... we reveal our secret radio fumbles! How Megan ended up flashing a ferry full of people! Ben got asked to speak at his old school but not for something inspirational... Dear Megan: My husband’s angry with me for being besties with his ex-wife! Megan gives advice. Megan is back, but why is she so secretive about where she...

FULL SHOW: Ben mistakenly thinks someone’s a bouncer and leaving my keys in Australia! 08.06.2025

On today’s show: Ben mistakenly thinks someone’s a bouncer – and now he’ll never hear the end of it... I lost my keys at the top of Mt Hutt – we chat about the worst places you’ve ever lost yours! We seek some life wisdom from our wiser, elder friends. Why isn’t Megan here?! We go on a mission to track her down! Jono spills the tea to a random stranger......

FULL SHOW: Megan's MIA + Matty Maclean frantically joins us! 05.06.2025

On today’s show: Matty Mclean joins us for the podcast intro! PJ forgot something after a night out, but will Matty deliver them? "Her hot mess has become my hot mess" Megan’s missing after a big night — so we track her down to find out what really happened. Who looks the youngest? We let the retirement village be the judge. Why was Jono spotted at the liquor store at 9am?!...

Could Diddy Be Pardoned? We’re Live from New York with the Latest 05.06.2025

This week, we get into the latest headlines around Taylor Swift — from some surprising personal rumours doing the rounds to what Scooter Braun’s been saying now. We also break down how Taylor’s taken full control of her music and what that means for the rest of the industry. Then there’s the Diddy case — new updates, big questions, and will there be a presidential par...

FULL SHOW: Jono's officially going to the retirement village 04.06.2025

On today’s show: Jono has forgotten his age... Time to take him to a retirement village. Will the Prime Minister come to our awards tonight? Someone's mispronouncing the word chic! Sounds that the kids would not know We reflect on our Hits conference and why someone can never present again! What's winding up Gen Z - Megan gets confronted about and uber trip! Instagram: @THEHITSBREAKFAST...

FULL SHOW: The host of the NZ Chase! 03.06.2025

FULL SHOW:  On today’s show: We get surprised by the new host of The Chase NZ, Paul Henry! The craziest animal you had as a pet! Jono finally got to peel a fridge... Why is Megan using her boobs as a camera? Dear Megan my dad left all his money to my youngest sibling... Instagram: @THEHITSBREAKFAST Facebook: The Hits Breakfast with Jono, Ben & Megan See omnystudio.com/list...

FULL SHOW: Why Ben was that guy watching the game from outside the bar... 02.06.2025

On today’s show: Why Ben had to sit outside to watch the Warriors Jono’s now a godparent... and has no clue what that actually means Megan said the cheugiest thing in front of a young retail employee! What's the best parenting advice you've ever received? Ben is live from the supermarket to see our Dilmah tea... but how awkward can we make him feel? Why Jono got invited to go dress sho...

FULL SHOW: We call back the store Megan embarrassed herself in! 29.05.2025

On today’s show: Producer Grace stitches up Jono on the way to work this morning Megan has never bought a staple wardrobe item?!  Ben reveals he might be the only one doing this unique thing in his emails  Megan made a fool of herself in a shop yesterday so we called the store back We play a game of Guess The Celebrity cough Instagram: @THEHITSBREAKFAST Facebook: The Hits...

Why OneRepublic’s Ryan Tedder Is Obsessed with New Zealand 29.05.2025

In this episode, we sit down with Ryan Tedder —Grammy-winning songwriter, producer, and frontman of OneRepublic—to chat music, inspiration, and why he fell so deeply in love with New Zealand that he got a tattoo to prove it. Ryan opens up about the songs he’s given away—some of the biggest hits in pop music—and whether he ever regrets letting them go. He also shares b...

FULL SHOW: Jono's meet and greet at the YMCA! 28.05.2025

On today’s show: Jono decided to follow in Lordes footstep and hold an event at the YMCA... at 6am Producer Grace's first person recount of the Lorde surprise pop up! A listener who invited Jonthan Bailey to stay at her house! Jono's pranky history comes back to bite him... What crucial item did you leave behind? Can Megan wear this dress to a wedding? (Vote on Facebook) Instagram: @THE...

FULL SHOW: Why I Keep Sheep Poo In the Fridge? 27.05.2025

On today’s show: Producer Ellie keeps haemorrhoid suppositories in her fridge—and she’s not the only one with an unusual fridge find. Is it ever okay to be on speaker in public? We weigh in after a particularly loud FaceTime call at a restaurant... Why Ben and Megan’s husband should move in together Jono witnesses major tech drama during a workout video Is the Pentagon secr...

FULL SHOW: Ben feels awkward for stealing something from behind the counter + We chat to singer Myles Smith! 26.05.2025

On today’s show: What did Megan’s son say when he saw her fresh out of the shower? We chat to singer-songwriter Myles Smith – plus, hear about the accident Ben had just moments before the interview! Jono has a bizarre run-in with a pizza shop worker, and Gen Z producer Grace goes head-to-head with his classic boomer takes. Can you just grab a paper bag from behind the counter? An...

FULL SHOW: Will Jono & Ben Send Megan Over The Edge? 25.05.2025

On today’s show: Why was Ben filming in a teen clothing store? I wet myself in a store and my mum didn't care! Megan is furious about people spoiling the F1... so the boys test her patience. How did Jono and Ben go exploring in Singapore on no sleep? A bar where you chuck your food on the ground?! Instagram: @THEHITSBREAKFAST Facebook: The Hits Breakfast with Jono, Ben & Megan...

Andrew Hamilton on Finding Comedy in Prison" 25.05.2025

In 2021, Andrew Hamilton spent four months in two of Sydney’s maximum-security prisons for supplying psychedelic drugs. While behind bars, he discovered something unexpected — the power of laughter. Jono, Ben, and Megan chat with Andrew about how cracking jokes in prison sparked his journey into stand-up comedy See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Dr. Libby: The One Thing That Could Change Everything 25.05.2025

Feeling tired, foggy, or just not yourself? You might be low in iron — and not even know it! This week, Megan chats with Dr. Libby, clinical nutritionist and author of Fix Iron First: The One Thing That Changes Everything . With 25 years of experience, Dr. Libby explains why iron deficiency is so often missed, especially in women, and how fixing it can boost energy, clear brain fog, stop hai...

FULL SHOW: Jono gets leeched and we say goodbye to Sri Lanka! 22.05.2025

On today’s show: Jono has gotten someone's name wrong again — and it put Ben in a very awkward position. Why didn’t Jono want to take the leech off? A hotel where you can get  whatever you want! We were given our very own homemade “NZ news.” Ben’s daughter is very worried about… her screen time! Is Ashlee sick of travelling with the boys yet? How Go...

FULL SHOW: The boys are paying for their trip—with leech-filled labour! 21.05.2025

On today’s show: Dilhan reveals the truth behind their special Dilmah trip Why was Ben’s lowlight of the trip… music director Ashlee? Megan has decided to hug a tree—just to see if it hugs her back The surprising benefits of leeches! Why Ben is now known as  “the white guy” How many bidets can you really find in Sri Lanka? Why did Matty from the Drive show...

FULL SHOW: Will Ben risk his life for a podcast? 20.05.2025

On today’s show:  What you can learn about an elephant from its dun Jono has way too much DJ power...  The most exotic animal you’ve ever come across – “I had to lie down and play dead”  Why Megan’s husband is suspicious about her location Ben’s awkward tipping encounter Megan dares the boys to test what the Dilmahs “get-everything&rdq...

FULL SHOW: LIVE from Sri Lanka! 19.05.2025

On today’s show: Scariest overseas stories: “I was held at gunpoint!” Should Megan feel guilty for taking something from the office free table? Ben left his wife a detailed to-do list… but what exactly made the cut? Why Jono is still going strong after 24 hours with zero sleep! Sri Lanka vs New Zealand: Comparing the cost of everyday essentials What Megan was dealing with...

FULL SHOW: Why you should ALWAYS check your uber details! 15.05.2025

On Today’s Show: Ben’s mate copped some stick for wearing a Pink Shirt — on the wrong day. Why Megan is BULLYING he kid! The wild reason you should always double-check your Uber. Jono took a private call... right in front of a listener. Awkward. Ben finally gets to say, “I told you so” — and yes, it involves a parking fine. We chat with listener Courtney, just b...

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