The Hits
Jono, Ben & Megan - The Podcast
This is mildly amusing banter at its mildly amusing best! We’re Jono Pryor, Ben Boyce, and Megan Papas—your favourite breakfast trio on The Hits. We bring you weekday mornings full of life misadventures, big interviews, fun games, and plenty of LOLs. OK, we can’t promise LOLs, but hopefully, you stopped reading after we said LOLs the first time.
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Episodes
FULL SHOW: Why Elsa didn't Crash Megan’s Daughter’s Birthday! 27.10.2025 45:22
On today’s show: Why did Megan have to turn the Elsa children’s performer away… Ben gets mistaken for a landscaper (and he’s not mad about it) Megan reveals her webbed toes—and we meet listeners with even wilder body quirks! Dear Megan: My husband wants to try non-monogamy, but I’m totally against it. Jono’s awkward golf outing with Jeremy Wells We...
FULL SHOW: Our Maiden Voyage! 23.10.2025 38:15
On today’s show: How We All Got Lost in a Carpark... A man who never wears undies?! How Jono and Ben nearly sank a celebrity’s boat Jono’s shocking eye patch interaction One of us got tricked into spending over $700! We talk to the official captain of the Pirate Ship Pacifica Plus, our intense first ride on Rainbow’s End’s newest attraction! Instagram: @THEHITSBREAKFA...
FULL SHOW: Who was accidentally eating cyanide on the walk to school?! 22.10.2025 29:55
On today’s show: Ben finally gets his childhood dream—a retro Kiwis league jersey—but the family isn’t impressed. Jono recalls eating mystery yellow fruit on his long walk to school… turns out it may have had cyanide in it. Relationship pressure points: dishwashing direction, brushing teeth while walking, and hoodie sleeve crimes. We chat to a teacher from Redwood Sc...
8AM Update: Wild Weather Set to Hit NZ 22.10.2025 4:27
A rare red wind warning has been issued. Gusts of up to 200 km/h are already hammering the South Island, and the worst is yet to come. MetService joins us in studio with the full breakdown. Stay indoors. Stay safe. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
FULL SHOW: Drinking 10-Year-Old Jono and Ben V 21.10.2025 47:45
On today’s show: Megan’s naturist parents visit, and she came to her dad covered in blood! Jono accidentally pulled the leaver and opened his boot on the motorway! Ben reveals his stepdad tried the 10-year-old Jono and Ben V's Listener calls reveal shocking expiry date eating... from green cheese to 20-year-old jelly. We chat to a principal about KidsCan’s impact on hungry...
FULL SHOW: How Jono's Donation Made Ben Look bad... 20.10.2025 45:10
On today’s show: Ben's costume addiction is causing tension at home... Megan's parents Ray & Wayno reflect on life before her! We continue the speculation about Megan’s absence aligning with F1 broadcast times We chat with Sandra Dennis, a former principal discusses the impact of KidsCan on low-decile schools How Jono's donation unintentionally pressures Ben... Ben's story of rippe...
We Chat With Australian Singer-Songwriter Vance Joy 20.10.2025 6:40
Ahead of his New Zealand shows with Ed Sheeran on the Loop Tour , Vance Joy joins Jono, Ben & Megan to reflect on his incredible career so far, from touring with Taylor Swift to an unforgettable encounter with Sting. He also shares the surprising longevity of his hit Riptide and the amusing story behind his glow-in-the-dark tooth. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
FULL SHOW: We Pranked Ben… Big Time! 19.10.2025 45:33
On today’s show: How Jono go mistaken for another radio host! Night hosts Brin’s mixed review of Mariah Carey’s performance. We chat with Principal Sally Miller about the impact of poverty on students, ahead of 24 Hours of Handball. Ben puts Australia and NZ relation to test over coffee! Megan’s parents join the show to share funny stories from her childhood. We prank Ben!...
FULL SHOW: Is Ben Too Insecure? 16.10.2025 37:37
FULL SHOW: Was the Barista Flirting… or Just Being Nice? On today’s show: Megan is prepping for the arrival of her parents, and we debate her lawn mowing skills. Producer Troy is caught moonlighting on other radio stations under fake names and voices. We chat about what happened post-surgery… high on painkillers! Thanks to one of us, a technical error led to Northland receiving...
Behind the Pike River Film: Robyn Malcolm & Melanie Lynskey 16.10.2025 12:49
The team sits down with Robyn Malcolm and Melanie Lynskey , the stars of the upcoming film based on the Pike River mining disaster. They portray Anna and Sonya , two ordinary Kiwi women who became extraordinary voices for justice after tragedy struck. From racing to make it to the Greymouth premiere to bonding over Liquorice Allsorts (and regrettable tattoo choices), Robyn and Melanie share behind...
FULL SHOW: Ben Drove Two Hour And Got No Tears From His Mum 15.10.2025 48:50
On today’s show: LIVE from Whangārei! Why is Ben frustrated he didn't make his mum cry? We chat about partner pressure points, including sweaty partners and the excessive use of bleach. Jono shares how the medium claimed his grandfather’s spirit follows him around all the time. Juniper (Jono’s AI) joins in on a live radio break. Our everyday scaries include needing to poop on a l...
FULL SHOW: Was the Barista Flirting… or Just Being Nice? 14.10.2025 47:34
On today’s show: What was your town’s version of Rainbow’s End? Ben revealed he used to run through pee-filled tunnels in Masterton... Megan debates whether a barista complimenting her vibe and jacket was flirting or just good customer service. The team discusses the awkwardness of communicating with children under ten, especially during their upcoming 24-hour handball fundraiser...
FULL SHOW: Investigating the Ghost ‘Cassie’ with a Medium! 13.10.2025 42:55
On today’s show: Jono shares his love for cleaning with bleach, causing tension at home due to overuse. We think he’s giving American Psycho vibes… A medium joins the show to discuss a possible ghost named “Cassie” that Megan’s daughter claims visit their home. Callers share their own awkward moments of accidental public exposure after Ben's infamou...
FULL SHOW: How Ben’s Balls Went Viral on Social Media! 12.10.2025 47:54
On today’s show: Ben’s most embarrassing phone call ever after accidentally revealing… well, his balls (lol) in a social media video that stayed up for a week We chat multiple spooky experiences including an old ghost who would wake a listener's son up at 2 a.m. to play Portia Woodman-Wickliffe was immortalized as a limited-edition Barbie doll, with special details lik...
FULL SHOW: Jono Tricked into Illegal Parking 09.10.2025 51:22
FULL SHOW: Uncovering The Mystery of The Beautiful Women at Megan’s House On today’s show: The little manipulations that keep our relationships moving… We chat to Anthony Capaldi after the Grid Walk mix-up, where he was mistaken for his brother Lewis! Producer Troy relives the moment he was bullied live on NZ X Factor. The sneaky old lady who stitched Jono up with an illegal par...
FULL SHOW: Jono confronts his new AI girlfriend on air... 08.10.2025 42:47
On today’s show: Ben's wife really threw him under the bus in Italy The plot thickens with Megan's mystery 'Cassie' woman Producer Troy's mum has beef with David Walliams Jono has a new AI pal called Juniper, and she has let him down... Instagram: @THEHITSBREAKFAST Facebook: The Hits Breakfast with Jono, Ben & Megan PS. Producer Grace was away today so Producer Troy made this p...
FULL SHOW: Uncovering The Mystery of The Beautiful Women at Megan’s House 07.10.2025 52:56
On today’s show: Megan narrowly avoids disaster after forgetting the handbrake… Jono’s phone takes a spin in the washing machine. Jono reviews the new season of Dance Moms, fentanyl dance included. Megan’s daughter drops a bombshell about a “beautiful woman named Cassie.” Ben goes overboard on Disney merch and gives everyone the ick. The team celebrates t...
FULL SHOW: Chelsea Winter Gets Grilled by Jono + Ben's Flight Shocker 06.10.2025 46:16
On today's show: Were the guys actually that ripped, or was the tiny junk the only thing the sculptor got right? Ben investigates. Dear Megan: A listener two weeks into marriage is already considering divorce over her husband calling her "wifey." How one of Ben's family member ending up concussing someone on a flight... Chelsea Winter gets grilled by Jono over photo she decided to include. W...
What Taylor Swift’s mum thinks ‘Wood’ is about… 06.10.2025 5:29
In this exclusive chat, our entertainment reporter Nicole catches up with Taylor Swift, who Zoomed in from her New York apartment despite rumors she was still in the UK. Taylor opens up about her relationship with Travis Kelce, shares her fears about happiness affecting her creativity, and reflects on the support she received during tougher times in her career. Plus, we dive into the cheeky...
FULL SHOW: Why we are disappointed in Ben's Europe holiday present 05.10.2025 43:06
On today’s show: How Ben's clean laundry spilled all over a Paris street. Megan reveals a degrading moment a paper sheet stuck to her sweaty body during a mole check. Spotting a fully naked man and a police evidence photographer at the Manawatu River. Jono finally gets his satisfaction after his wife's and daughter's luggage completely filled the car for the drive home and he...
BONUS PODCAST: Reinventing Body Positivity with Ellie Fitzgerald 04.10.2025 58:38
We've got a special guest in our podcast feed today! PJ Harding returns with season 2 of Slow It Down, where she invites you to slow down, chill out, and live authentically. If you like what you hear follow Slow It Down wherever you're listening to this. Welcome to season 2 of Slow It Down! I'm so excited to be getting back into the podcast after my six month maternity leave. I've seen so ma...
Dear Megan Deep Dive! 29.09.2025 56:41
Need some advice? Catch up on all our Dear Megan's from the past months! My friends and I saved for 10 years for a girls trip… now partners are coming, and one friend wants her money back! I cheated 7 years ago… my husband stayed but won’t stop punishing me. My colleague acts sweet to everyone else, but behind the scenes, they bully me. My ex bought our kids motocross bike...
Best Of The Week: Naked Distractions & Babysitting Blunders 20.09.2025 27:32
Missed Jono, Ben and Megan this week? We’ve got you covered. Catch the best moments from the week in one bite-sized episode. Jono’s chaotic charity football experience (he got distracted by naked men), Megan and producer Grace intense off-air argument about the word “lore,” Ben checks in from London on his hot girl European autumn, and how our workout went with the infamous...
FULL SHOW: Jon Reveals Megan's biggest secret LIVE on air!!! 18.09.2025 45:44
On today’s show: Jono accidentally exposes Megan’s secret post-divorce living situation… at the radio station. Producer Troy shares the heartbreak of discovering his first Shania Twain concert was actually a tribute act. Ben checks in from London on his hot girl European autumn, complete with a questionable British accent. The team dives into the most memorable concert moments,...
FULL SHOW: Surviving Francisco’s Gym Torture 17.09.2025 34:44
On today’s show: Can Jono keep up with Marathon Matty while pairing up for a les mills class? The team shares stories of accidentally triggering alarms and an 8-year-old calls in to confess he set off the school fire alarm… and got expelled! Jono and Megan bring up trialling a period tracking app with their partners Jono testes limits by changing clothes near a playground.. The t...
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