Jonesy & Amanda

Segment include - 79 year old grandmother caught being naughty with her 54 year old toy boy Amanda writes 'Love Amanda' on Liam's birthday card Jonesy's Big Fact You're in public you know Botanic gardens birthday Difference between girls & boys weekend We chat with Jeff Goldblum & Liam Hemsworth Andrew Mercado's TV Wrap We give Boy George a hat for his birthday Daniel Macpherson drops by Goolies S...

Segments Include - Why are people in constipation commercials so happy? Jonesy getting a haircut is confirmed! We speak to Kate Ceberano Erin Molan's footy tips Amanda cuts Jonesys hair live in the studio! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Segments Include - How to get your young kids to behave Dumb Is: Putting bomb on plane to get to destination quicker Jonesys Big Fact - How much "I'm Feeling Lucky" cost Google "I was into ...And Mum wasn't impressed" We take your calls Local Mt Isa News - Frog airlifted to hospital Dave Dobbyn calls in We speak to Matt Burke ahead of the Wallabies test on Saturday Highway Patrol - Crazy people an...

Segments Include - Mum breastfeeds boyfriend 20 years after giving birth Woman writes 'Happy Birthday' on condolence card Mouncey's Magazine Watch - Conspiracy Theories "I Celebrated Too Hard" We take your calls Cop who pulled gun on speeding motorist was listening to John Mellencamp Simpsons star Harry Shearer joins us We speak to northern beaches residents affected by the severe storms Amanda ha...

Segments Include - Hundreds of nude cyclists re-routed for safety Local London News Jonesy's Big Fact "That's Not My Name" We take your calls Jonesy answers beauty pageant questions We speak to Chas from The Chaser Andrew Mercado's TV Wrap Jonesys's son is turning into a comedian Will Jonesy get his haircut? Goolies See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Segments Include - Foul mouthed parrot witness' owners murder Man cuts off friends penis in a measuring competition Mounce Review - Weird beers "They Just Would't Leave" We take your calls The Voice - Tourettes guy loves Delta We speak to Jimmy Barnes Celeb chef Anna Polyviou joins us How crazy was the weather this weekend? Money being raised to get Jonesy to cut his hair Goolies See omnystudio.co...

Segments Include - Kim Kardasian reveals it takes two hours to do her make up Groundskeeper Lou delivers Flashback Bad. Worse. Worstest. Man attacked by seagulls Amanda offers to pay for Jonesy to cut his hair We speak to actress Rachel Griffiths Erin Molan's footy tips Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson in 17 films next year Goolies Jimbo's Jibba Jabba See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Segments Include - Inflatable penis banned from Spanish resorts Man poos on self serve checkout Jonesys Big Fact - Spider bite that gives you an erection "Thanks Mum and Dad (For My Crap Name)" We take your calls Darren Lockyer's croaky voice World's first underwater band We speak to actress Jackie Weaver Aussie Eurovision star Dami Im joins us Drugs found in Kinder Surprise Politician admits to s...

Segments Include - Kim Kardashian slang explained Jonesys Big Fact "Crazy Workplace Rules" We take your calls Malcolm Turnbull meets guy with pet rat We chat with Jodie Foster Groundskeeper Lou tells Jonesy to get a haircut Andrew Mercado's TV Wrap Local Texas News Goolies See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Segments Include - NYC shop lets customers test their showers J&A's run-in with a homeless person Tesco have had to lock up their incontinence pads Mounceys Magazine Watch "When Old People Complain" We take your calls Only in America - Manicurist pulls a gun We speak to Molly Ringwald We interview big wave surfer Ross Clarke Jones J&A get their hair measured Erin Molan previews State of Origin Goo...

Segments Include - Robot brothels will soon be a thing New Idea - Being away from your kids Frank Sinatra tried to kill Howard Stern Mounce Review - Celebrity Boxing "Don't Diss My Pet" We take your calls Crazy Guinness World Record holder Mass protests on the weekend We speak to Tom Gleisner Dr Jordan Nguyen interview Inventor of the Heimlich maneuver finally uses it on someone We speak to James...

Segments Include - Python bites man while he's on the toilet Amanda goes to the gent's toilets with Jonesy DJ Mouncey returns Amanda forgot it was her anniversary Behind the scenes of Mr Ed We speak to Ronan Keating Erin Molans footy tips Masterchef getting contestants to guess cakes Goolies Jimbo's Jibba Jabba See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Segments Include - DJ Mouncey recap Jonesys Big Fact "Thats Not What I Ordered" We take your calls Curly Sue wins the Voice! ACA major theme park investigation We speak to boxer Danny Green Interview with astronaut Gene Cernan Billy Elliott as James Bond Goolies See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Segments Include - Fox goes to extreme lengths to get peanut butter GOT star watches nude scenes with parents Mounceys Magazine Watch "Brush With Fame: Mistaken Identity Edition" We take your calls Kiss, Bang, Love - Bill Shorten and Margo We speak to Gogglebox stars Anastasia and Faye Charlie Albone tells us about the Chelsea Flower Show Johnny Depp has a go at Barnaby Joyce Man poos on dancefloo...

Segments Include - Jewelry made of breast milk 71 year old woman tries to marry her 21 year old toy boy Jonesys Big Fact The guys have got their flu shot "Lame Parties" Have you been to one? Madonna's tribute to Prince Warney Watch We speak to Donna Hay Andrew Mercado's TV Watch More on Jonesys hairstyles Matt Thistlewaite Goolies See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Segments Include - Lipstick in the shape of a penis for sale Ben Barba vs Mitchell Pearce punishment Mounce Review - Katherine Heigl's blog "What Have You Lost Down The Toilet?" More penis lipstick talk We speak to Grease star Didi Conn Luke Williams who's written a book about ice addiction spoke to us Jonesys new hairstyles in New Idea Goolies See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Segments Include - Pornhub makes a fitbit for sex Male spiders giving females presents to avoid being eaten We speak to Ian Thorpe Erin Molan's footy tips Goolies Jimbo's Jibba Jabba See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Segments Include - Man divorces wife for not having sex on wedding night Substitute teacher's horrible day Jonesy's Big Fact - World's oldest clam "And Then My Day Went To Hell" Old grammar on TV vs new grammar on TV We speak to Opposition Leader Bill Shorten Legendary Aussie singer Richard Clapton spoke with us Iran claims Kim Kardashian is a spy on Instagram Video game Tetris being turned into a...

Segments Include - New food trend - Astrologically farmed Weird facts about the origins of food Mounceys Magazine Watch "Unexpected Pash" Amanda at Sydney Writers Festival We speak to Susan Sarandon about her new movie The Meddler Robbie Williams weird cake for his wife's birthday Dr James Wright joins us Amanda's Science Watch - Penis transplant Goolies See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy inf...

Segments Include - Man cries at Eurovision result Jonesys Big Fact "Dumb Is" Sinead O'Connor found safe after disappearing We speak to Cold Chisel songwriter Don Walker Andrew Mercado's TV Wrap We hear Peter Garrett's new song Greens Senator Richard Di Natale spoke with us Goolies See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Segments Include - Mailbag - 3 day rock concert Jonesy's beef and Amanda's pulled pork Out with Scamp and Mrs Scamp Mounce Review - Eurovision "Tales From Public Transport" Buttons on different sides of guys ans girls shirts ISIS road trip - Are We There Yet? We speak to Gary and George from Masterchef Mistress shows up at wedding Serena Williams ate dog food Goolies See omnystudio.com/listener fo...

Segments Include - Goolies Erin Molan's footy tips Frog with giant penis Man has tool cut from his penis Station Ghost visits Shane Warne angry at Brynne Edelsten J&A's kids news We speak to supermodel Elle MacPherson Jimbo's Jibba Jabba See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Segments Include - Goolies 100 year old woman pole dances That's bonkers! - Ecosexuals Jonesys Big Fact Toilet selfies Woman injects cement into her face Couple in their 70s have first child Only in America - Guy didn't realise he'd been shot We speak to Midnight Oil's Rob Hirst "Age Confusion" Sam Neill comes in to talk about his new film Hunt For The Wilderpepole See omnystudio.com/listener for...

Segments Include - Goolies Man cuts off nipples to sell as ear rings Old guy on the news disqualified from driving Mounceys Magazine Watch Masterchef vs The Voice Farting wombat Prince's half siblings coming out of the woodwork Jonathan LaPaglia interview "You're Back In The Wrong Room" We speak to Stephen Peacocke about his new movie Whiskey Tango Foxtrot See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy i...

Segments Include - Goolies Andrew Mercado's TV Wrap Man gets scrotum stuck in a grinder Jonesys Big Fact Dr Chris Brown saw Logies punch up Harry Styles gets his hair cut, Twitter reacts We speak to Max Cryer Masterchef - Marco goes hard then soft We speak to Tyler De Nawi "Ruined Surprise" We speak to Boy George See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.