Joey and Lauren in the Morning

Today on the show Lauren gets quizzed on her body, we have a Christmas movie bracket update, Stephanie needs a fake boyfriend, Joey is looking for a daycare...for himself, and What was the worst Christmas present you ever received? 

Joey is looking for a great daycare....but not for his kids....for himself. 

Stephanie told her parents not only that she has a boyfriend but that they can meet him too! So what now? We text a guy to ask if he'll be her fake boyfriend!

Well this is awkward....almost half of the office hates Lauren now...also, the best day to have a birthday and we unveil the Joey & Lauren Ultimate Christmas Movie Bracket! A new Make Up or Break Up and we play Listener vs. Lauren! 

We only have two words. Baby. Yoda.

Joey SWEARS he can tell the difference between peanut butter brands so we put him to the test! Also, did you ever practice kissing in a mirror? Asking out your coworker on Off The Hook and losing your minivan on the Phone Jenks!

Joey calls Lindsey to let her know that she has lost her minivan....thanks to a bet with her husband over video games. 😆😆

Kent works at a pizza restaurant and has a crush on his new co-worker, so we text her on the show to get him a date with Kent! 

That's right, its time for Lauren to freestyle rap on the show and its all about the holidays! Also, is getting a haircut a good date on Make Up or Break Up? Joey is turning into THAT parent and we play Speak Out! 

Mariah is a hair stylist, so she ended up cutting Daniel's hair on their second date, but it goes much deeper than that. 

Have you heard about the battery daddy?! Well we are OBSESSED. Also, lying on Make Up or Break Up and is Adam the worst guy ever on Radio Therapy?

Danielle needs to confess after paint and sip with Andy.

Lauren lists off things that feel illegal but actually aren't. Also, Someone mailed us a dead snail in a coffin?! The top googled things of 2020, we text someone to ask for money back from a bad date, and falling in love with Abraham Lincoln on the Phone Jenks! 

On today's Phone Jenks, Joey calls Lisa to recruit her for a new Hallmark movie....where she falls in love with Abraham Lincoln 😳

Trevor went on such a bad date, that he wants to text his date and ask for his money back! So what do we do? We text his date on the show!

Yes, today on the show we answer the tough questions like how do you shampoo your hair? Also, Lauren is injured, Joey is angry, and a new Make Up or Break Up and Listener vs. Lauren!

Was Jeremy intentionally NOT being a gentleman? Or was he being smart? 🧥 🥶

Lauren maybe asked the WEIRDEST question of all time today....why don't adults play tag and duck duck goose? Also, Joey needs some Christmas lights on the Phone Jenks, Britt found out a secret on Off The Hook, and what is a food/drink you haven't had in forever.

Joey calls Sam to thank him for his Christmas lights....wait, what?!

Britt found her Christmas present from her fiancé, but there's a problem....the dress is the wrong size.

Real or Fake Christmas Toys + Getting Handsy on Make Up or Break Up

Vanessa was doing WHAT with her hands?!

We find out what our Hallmark Christmas movie would be! Also, There is a WEIRD roommate situation on Make Up or Break Up, and Lauren has picked up a strange new habit and baby J embarrasses us at a steakhouse.

Jason has a roommate, but its someone that makes Hannah VERY uncomfortable. Will they go on a 2nd date??

That's right, we bring back Fake Horoscopes! Also, Tia wants to let a guy down softly on Off The Hook, and Joey is angry at Amazon on the Phone Jenks!