Joestar Allstars

Stardust Crusaders (S02E19) - Zero Mile High Club 17.07.2019 56:56 ↓

Kakyoin and Polnareff enjoy a well deserved nap up until Chekhov's Plane finally pays off.

Stardust Crusaders (S02E18) - Too Lumpy to Live 10.07.2019 48:21 ↓

5 bucks for some doner kebabs is too much but trading a Rolls for some camels is a-okay? Whatever you say, Joseph.

Stardust Crusaders (S02E17) - Hol Horse's Sloppy Thirds 03.07.2019 1:25:42 ↓

Steely Dan receives one of the most satisfying beatdowns of all time.

Stardust Crusaders (S02E16) - Honey I Shrunk the Stands 26.06.2019 49:09 ↓

An entire episode's worth of edging in anticipation of Steely Dan's beatdown.

Stardust Crusaders (S02E15) - Late December Jack-O-Lantern 12.06.2019 52:39 ↓

The saga of Polnareff's toilet troubles continues.

Stardust Crusaders (S02E14) - Stand Dementia 05.06.2019 1:04:07 ↓

We need more research, but we're reasonably certain that Enyaba is what you get when stand users reach old age.

Stardust Crusaders (S02E13) - How Many Pieces of Bread Have you Sent to Kill Joesph Joestar? 29.05.2019 59:32 ↓

Maybe someone other than Polnareff should drive...

Stardust Crusaders (S02E12) - The Worst Show in the History of Feminism 22.05.2019 52:36 ↓

Old Man Joestar shows he's been holding out on us. Meanwhile, Polnareff is on the rebound and is looking a bit desperate.

Stardust Crusaders (S02E11) - Yelling at the Japanese Made Him Stronger 15.05.2019 51:14 ↓

As it turns out, the secret Joestar technique is effective for anyone.

Stardust Crusaders (S02E10) - Big Araki Energy 08.05.2019 1:00:17 ↓

We have cowboys in India now because Araki said so.

Stardust Crusaders (S02E09) - ORANGUTAN NOISES 01.05.2019 56:53 ↓

Not to be greedy, but cherries are my favorite. LICK LICK LICK

Stardust Crusaders (S02E08) - DEEP FRIDGE 24.04.2019 1:03:22 ↓

Why does this stand user hide in a mini fridge and why was that fridge so DEEP?

Stardust Crusaders (S02E07) - Hermit Purple is Sonic the Hedgehog 17.04.2019 55:04 ↓

Joey tries with all his might to avoid talking about this episode, and for good reason.

Stardust Crusaders (S02E06) - Finger Thrust is Back in a Big Way 10.04.2019 54:54 ↓

When you're 6'5" and build like a brick wall but somehow this sailor is still burlier than you, they are 100% a stand user.

Stardust Crusaders (S02E05) - Warning: May Contain Mouth Sounds 03.04.2019 54:32 ↓

The gang is all here! Polnareff joins the party! Disclaimer: Something weird happened with Victor's audio this episode and we lose his audio track entirely at some point. Through the miracles of modern editing, Joey managed to seamlessly construct Victor's audio. Can you spot when Victor drop out?

Stardust Crusaders (S02E04) - Is It Okay If My Grandma Watches 27.03.2019 55:02 ↓

How many plane crashes do you have to be in before you are on a no-fly list?

Stardust Crusaders (S02E03) - We Could've Been Flesh Buddies 20.03.2019 1:00:25 ↓

Noted MILF-Hunter, Kakyoin, joins the squad.

Stardust Crusaders (S02E02) - Indirect Kissu 13.03.2019 49:30 ↓

Kakyoin is a transfer student who on the surface appears to be a considerate classmate, but could he be harboring a dark secret?

Stardust Crusaders (S02E01) - Wanting to Call Her Son Daddy is Not Okay 06.03.2019 1:08:44 ↓

Hamon is old and busted. Stands are new hotness. We're in it now, boys and girls. We finally made it to Stardust Crusaders! Note: We've gone back and re-cut this episode and even added some extra content. This is a perfect jumping on point for new listeners!

Episode 26: Bold of You to Assume There are No Three-Ways in Heaven 27.02.2019 1:01:05 ↓

On the season finale for Battle Tendency, Kars is too perfect for this world and Joseph does not understand the expected decorum for a funeral.

Episode 25: That Squirrel Has a Thick Booty 20.02.2019 48:54 ↓

Thicc squirrel eats out 20 Germans and Kars becomes too hot to handle.

Episode 24: Sparkles and Skeletons 13.02.2019 53:30 ↓

Joseph continues to display his skills as a master magician. Meanwhile Smokey asks Speedwagon to give us some flashbacks about things we already know.

Episode 23: He Puts the Flex in Heteroflexible 06.02.2019 1:19:27 ↓

Wammu loses his head and it turns out we ALL horny for Kars.

Episode 22: When it Comes to Size, I'm Defeated 30.01.2019 51:35 ↓

Warning: Contents Contain "Quality" CGI Vampire Horses.

Episode 21: They Awoke But They're Not Woke 23.01.2019 48:04 ↓

Honestly, all we can remember from this episode is Wired Beck and vampire horses. That about covers it, right?