Joe Watches 60 Christmas Movies in 60 Days

26. Silent Night Joe is back with his ol' pal Rusty to talk about the dumb and boring  and mostly dumb slasher flick, "Silent Night" (2012)! Rusty has brought with him another Christmas movie with "Silent Night" in the title and it is shockingly the worst so far. There's a murderous Santa on the loose! Why is he killing people? Revenge? Punishing those that are naughty? It seems to be both, but th...

25. A Christmas Invitation Joe watches one of the worst movies he's ever seen, "A Christmas Invitation" (2022)! There's no other way to put it: this movie is terrible. Joe struggled to make sense of the movie while watching it so you can imagine how hard it is to talk about it! The movie is so bad, folks! Listen to Joe struggle to describe the insane in this, the twenty-fifth episode of JOE WATCHE...

24. Four Christmases and a Wedding Who's ready to watch a story based around the gimmick of jumping ahead year after year? Joe must have been because he watched "Four Christmases and a Wedding" (2017) ! This movie is not awful. It's fine. Joe doesn't even know what he likes any more. It's just movie after movie, Christmas after Christmas. Hey, that's sort of like this movie! Coincidence? Or destin...

23. Hats Off to Christmas Joe watches a movie that's kind of about a business struggling to survive, but it's actually about mother struggling to let herself love. How about that for a summation of "Hats Off to Christmas" (2013) ! Mia has a job she loves and a son, well, she also loves! When Nick comes to town to fix one, he ends up fixing both! No, wait, hold on. He doesn't fix the song. He helps...

22. Destined at Christmas Joe watches a movie filled with destiny! Oh wait, it's actually a bunch of coincidences! It's "Destined at Christmas" (2022) ! Kim and Theo have a perfect night, but then get separated and can't find one another. How can these two lovebirds-to-be reconnect? Well, by doing the activities they each talked about for Christmas! It's all right! Listen to Joe deal with an awful...

21. Four Cousins and a Christmas Joe watches a film filled with lots of wild faces and moan-y songs, "Four Cousins and a Christmas" (2021) ! This movie's not great, folks. The acting is all over the place. The directing is confusing. I don't know. Jennifer is sad that her grandmother has died and goes to her funeral. She's also mad at her grandfather and lies to people in order to get her way. She...

20. Ghosts of Christmas Always Joe watches another movie he really enjoyed, Ghosts of Christmas Always (2022)! What's going on here? This movie basically takes the idea of the ghosts from The Christmas Carol and asks "what if this happened all the time?" And it also asks "What if we got the dad from Family Matters to be the Ghost of Christmas Future?" The answer to that last one is: Joe will reall...

19. Christmas Icetastrophe Joe watches barely Christmas-themed disaster flick, Christmas Icetastrophe (2014) ! Watch out! A meteor has crashed on Earth! And it's causing weird freeze waves to roll through the area! And then they randomly stop! And start again! It's a disaster! No, wait, it's an ICETASTROPHE! Look, this movie isn't great and it's not really about Christmas, but Joe watched it and y...

18. On the 12th Date of Christmas Joe watches a genuinely fun Christmas movie, "On the 12th Date of Christmas" (2020) ! When Aiden and Jennifer are forced to team up on a big work project, you know exactly where this is going. That's okay, though, because it's pretty fun! That's all I ask! Enjoy the rare chance to hear Joe talk about a movie he liked on this, the eighteenth episode of JOE WATCHES...

17. A Royal Christmas on Ice What happens when you mix ice skating and royalty, what do you get? You get A Royal Christmas on Ice (2022) ! When the prince of a European nation wants to start a minor league hockey team, he decides to come to America! You get that? Well, forget it because none of it matters. This movie is really about an ice skater who forgot her dreams. Oh, and there's an ex-boyfri...

16. Silent Night Zombie Night Joe is re-joined by his pal Rusty to discuss the next movie in their "Silent Night" series, "Silent Night Zombie Night" (2011) ! Rusty brings with him a tale of relationships, zombies, and unlikeable people. Thanks, Rusty! It's not a very good movie, but the guys have a great time talking about it! Learn about the Eggplant Boy in this, the sixteenth episode of JOE WAT...

Joe checks out a movie he can't believe people would choose to watch, Christmas Wedding Runaway (2019) ! Look, it's not the worst movie ever. It really wants to be a comedy, but it's so corny. And bland. Anyway, a lady runs away from her wedding and goes to stay with her grandmother. Then she falls in love. And her former groom falls in love. There's also talk about writing, but it doesn't matter....

14. A Lot Like Christmas Joe has a genuinely good time with a the well-acted tree farm romance, A Lot Like Christmas (2021) ! When fake Walmart comes to town, how can the Roberts Tree Farm survive? By hard work and gumption, that's how! Oh, and romance! Can't forget them smooches! Joe has an easy time in this, the fourteenth episode of JOE WATCHES 60 CHRISTMAS MOVIES IN 60 DAYS! Let Joe know if yo...

Joe watches the movie that teaches us what happens when the robots take over... recommending Christmas gifts, "Secretly Santa" (2021) ! This podcast is longer than the movie. This is not Joe's fault. This is the movie's fault. It feels like it was made by people who didn't care. Joe tries to care and then he talks too much. Also, another movie where the graphics team gave up. Joe gets so very angr...

12. Blood Beat Joe watches the "so bad, it's good" (but is actually really bad) Christmas horror movie, "Blood Beat" (1983) ! If you read the description of this movie, where a son brings his girlfriend home for Christmas but then she's inhabited by the soul of a samurai who starts killing folks, you think it sounds awesome! It is not awesome. It is long, slow shots of things barely happening inte...

11. Enchanted Christmas Have you ever wanted to go back to your hometown and take over that hotel you once danced in? Well, do I have the movie for you: Enchanted Christmas (2017) ! You'd think, if your husband passed away and you were left raise your daughter on your own, this might be enough reason to avoid returning to your hometown. Not if you're Laura! That is the last reason she's avoiding R...

10. My Best Friend's Christmas If you're looking for a Christmas movie where a lady tries to destroy two lives, you'll love My Best Friend's Christmas (2019) ! Ashley wants to get with her high school boyfriend. The problem is he's already in a relationship with someone. What should she do? Obviously, she should try over and over to make her ex fall for her and then kiss him in front of his girlfr...

9. Christmas Trade Joe checks out the Christmas body swap film, "Christmas Trade" (2015) ! It was released in 2015, but could have come out in 1995! So you have a dad and son who are frustrated that each can't see the other's perspective, right? Then they do a body saw, live a few days in the other's life, and return. You get it. But, then, at the end, only the son learns any lessons. The dad has...

8. The Maltese Holiday A tired Joe has no fight left in him. Thankfully, he here's to talk about a movie that has no fight, the conflict-free The Maltese Holiday (2021) ! Shea and Mike both accidentally find themselves traveling to Malta by themselves. Can they find ways to enjoy the country all on their own? Yes. because they fall in love with each other. Yes, that sounds simple, but so is this m...

7. Christmas with Felicity Joe leaves the big city to return home and start his live over as he discusses a movie about exactly that, Christmas with Felicity (2021) ! Felicity returns to her hometown in the wake of personal setbacks. She also has a dog that the movie never mentions! Why does she have a dog? There's also another dog in the movie that doesn't need to be there. Why are there two dogs...

6. Silent Night Joe is joined by his bed bud, Rusty, to discuss the Christmas movie that's actually about death, Silent Night (2021) ! Joe's friend Rusty joins the show for the first in a series of guest appearances. What will connect his different drop-ins? Find out while also listening to the guys discuss an absolutely depressing Christmas tale about our own mortality. By the end, everyone's dea...

5. Holiday Hell Just because Joe is on the journey to Christmas doesn't mean he can't also celebrate Halloween! Thus he finds a spooky and gross Christmas movie just for you, Holiday Hell (2019) ! This anthology presents the viewer with four scary stories centered around holidays. Each has its own twist! Each has its own grizzly murders! Each is also not very good! Listen to Joe recount tales of t...

4. A Holiday Homecoming Joe finds an MVP in the unlikeliest places while watching the movie about a guy who keeps saying he doesn't like kids, , A Holiday Homecoming ! When a fire burns down a nearby home for children, a small town does what it can to care for the homeless youths. Except for Jesse, that is. He doesn't like kids! If you're not sure, don't worry. He'll remind you approximately 100 t...

3. Deck the Heart Joe loses his mind while watching the employee-and-boss romance, Deck the Heart (2021) ! The movie is supposed to be about a work-obsessed man finding love with a lady who never celebrates Christmas for herself. It's really about the most insane dialogue and scenes that never end. It's almost impossible to describe, but Joe does his best! Joe wanders through the mists of madness...

2. A Christmas Recipe for Romance Feeling hungry? Well, it's a good thing Joe's here to talk about A Christmas Recipe for Romance (2019) ! A tainted chef, a lady who can't cook, and an inn on the verge of bankruptcy. That, my friends, is the true recipe at hand. Can Abby and Jason come together to save the inn while also smooching each other? Probably! There's also a cooking competition and an evi...