Jody Coward’s Twisted Perspectives

How can both of these statements be true? Changes are made all the time! Some things never change!  

Who ever told you that you would never amount to anything WAS WRONG!!!

How many times has God asked YOU to do something? How many people does God have to ask before He finds someone to do it?

What exactly is a fixed income? If Jesus is the King and you are one of His citizens with access to the all of the resources of Heaven why on earth would you think in terms of a "FIXED INCOME" ??

Did you know that EVERY person who ever lived or ever will live says the name of God ALL the time?   How is that you ask? I'm so glad you asked! Let's get TWISTED!

I love peanut butter and jelly sandwiches but it HAS to be the crunchy peanut butter. What does that have to do with God? I'm so glad you asked! Let's get TWISTED!

Does God look at us when we pray to Him? Do we look at God when He's talking to us? I'm so glad you asked! Let's get TWISTED!!  

Weight problem? Oh relax it's not what you think! What exactly is it? I'm glad you asked! Let's get TWISTED!

Do you remember the Nike shoes catch phrase "Just Do It"? Does God have anything to say about Just Do It? I'm so glad you asked!  Let's get TWISTED!!!

Has anyone ever said to you the statement "I've had enough? Well,do you think that God has ever said that about you?   I'm so glad you asked!! Let's get TWISTED!!!

Does God have full custody of His children?   I'm so glad you asked!! Let's get TWISTED!!!

Do you know what an encore is? Who performed the greatest encore of all time? You know that I'm so glad that you asked! Let's get TWISTED!!!

How can you tell what's in your heart? Do you know about giving THE KING a gift? I'm so glad that you asked! Let's get TWISTED!!!

What does 1 on 1 basketball and passion have to do with God? You know I'm so glad that you asked!! Let get TWISTED!!!

Have you ever been on a blind date? Has anyone ever talked to you about your destiny? What does a blind date have to do with destiny? I'm so glad you asked... Let's get TWISTED

How in the world can a New Covenant that is over 2000 years old still be the "New" Covenant?  If I buy a used car does that make it a new car? I'm so glad you asked!!! Let's get TWISTED

Do you like to listen to music? Does God like to listen to music? Does God sing songs? You just might be surprised!!!

Does God receive phone calls? Maybe He does but not quite the way you think!!

Have ever asked someone that question?  Well, I'll aks you... What are YOU looking at?

Have you ever heard the word cattywampus? What in the word does cattywampus have to do with God? Come and listen you'll find out that we were once cattywampus with God!!!!  

Have you ever heard the saying that says... "If you want something done right you got to do it yourself"? What exactly did you do to earn your salvation?  what exactly did your salvation cost you?

What does God think about tattoos? What does God think about piercings? Will a tattoo or a body piercing send you to hell?

Two subjects: 1) Who is this King of Glory? 2) Is God a poet?   These answers very well might surprise or even shock you!!!

Are you bound by your limitations? Who set those limits on you? Will you defend your limitations just to keep them?

How do YOU measure time? Does God play the game of Hide & Seek?