Dee

JJO Morning Show Podcast

Comedy EN ↓ 1054 episodes

Johnny & Dee replay the day. Beer. Farts. Bad jokes. Worse puns. If your standards are set low, we still won't meet them. The daily worst of the JJO morning show.

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Dee

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Skill Lost: Rubbin' One Out To JcPenney Undies Section 28.11.2025 41:58

I've killed that bitch in my sleep 300 times.  I'm living my nightmare rn.  Home depot love connection.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

I Also Gobble At My Gyno Appointments 25.11.2025 35:59

Drunk scooter man attacks.   The sexual harrasser strikes again. Bologna for Thanksgiving.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Pussy Fell From The Sky 24.11.2025 37:12

Eagle vs Cat vs Car.  Creepy dude finds a body and then calls a radio station.... cuz ppl r effin' stupid and creepy.  Crazy airport lady strikes again.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Put Her Damn Fish Lips On The Mural 19.11.2025 37:25

International Men's Day AND World Toilet Day? WOW! You cannot have a pet raccoon, mkay? Friggin' BEZOS!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Paging Dr. Queef 18.11.2025 46:31

Flying is NOT that hard, bro.  Trevor helps me find my queef sound effect.  Gravy flights.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

That's Not Hot Sauce On Your Pant Leg 17.11.2025 40:21

You're just gonna be poor, okay?   Thanksgiving costs a grand now.  Get to the shot cot stat!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Lesbian Arts & Crafts 14.11.2025 50:54

National Pickle Day!!!!  Morgan Freeman vs AI.  House guests got to go! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Moaning Just Means She's Hungry 13.11.2025 38:16

Get that change out my pocket.  Love me some Dolly.  Where ya wanna go? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Not The Cockfight I Wanted 12.11.2025 40:31

Peter was defending his chickens.  Meet me at the park with a rotisserie chicken. Bit in the friggin' neck, brah!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Sound Lounge at The Windsor 11.11.2025 1:31:11

Dead Sugar, Velvet Chains & The Haunt - Live from the Windsor in Windsor. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

You Can Ring My Bell But Not 30 Times In A Row Please 10.11.2025 34:37

Man cannot live on Wendy's alone.  Why do we argue about the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame every damn year?   Wreck of the Eddy Fitz. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Bearista Cup Of Shut The Hell Up 07.11.2025 46:17

Pigs on the loose!!! Stupid effin' Starbucks cups. Sailing the seas of mashed potatoes.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

You'll Pry This Breadstick From My Cold Dead Greasy Marinara Covered Sausage Fingers 06.11.2025 50:55

Drunk gym teacher.  Bye bye Pizza Hut?  Throwdown at the Bass Pro Shop.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Yo Bitch, You Get Fat, Er What? 05.11.2025 36:46

Stop effin with the mac n cheese.  Tom Brady is a weirdo.  Probably shouldn't tell your gf she's gained a few lbs.   See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

These Cookies Are Gonna Make Me Vomit Into Your Mouth 04.11.2025 43:12

Nazis, Oreos and Candy.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Get In The Middle Of This Sammich 03.11.2025 41:29

Rollercoastern't.  The Grindr stalker guy is weird af.  Energy drinks are the devil.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Crobot Halloween Spectacular!!! 31.10.2025 56:30

The JJO Halloween Party was off the hook!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Remember When That Dude Jerked It On A Zoom Meeting? 30.10.2025 41:37

Put some pants on for your zoom meeting, bra.  All 6s & 7s.  Pizza pthursday!! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

7 Knuckles In Your Chili Ring 29.10.2025 34:48

I just wish the aliens would cum already. National cat day.   4 kinds of couples.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

He Had Me At "Bring Ya Ass" 28.10.2025 42:38

Booty call gone bad.   Actual drugs found in the Halloween candy!  Tootsie Roll debate 2025.   See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Don't Be Scared Of That Pussy 27.10.2025 39:42

Rental car criminal guy is oddly genius.  The jewelry thieves were caught!  National Black Cat Day!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Is That Bologna In Your Pants Or Do I Need To Bring My Own 24.10.2025 45:29

National Bologna Day.  "Yeah, I've sold weed, and a bit of cocaine."  Cutting corners, we do it.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Pulled Apart Like A Grilled Cheese 23.10.2025 34:40

Delicate art of grilled cheese making.  There are no dual floats.  Crayons.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

I'll Take The Bone In, Thank You. 22.10.2025 35:20

Lonely on Halloween.  Balloons!  Chicken Wing Crimes See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Amelia Is Inside Me 20.10.2025 34:22

Amelia Earhart is the Lobster Queen.  You're not that funny, funny guy.    Ray Ray loved his vacay.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.