JJO Morning Show Podcast

Use prayer for birth control and get back to me.  Everyone is getting an accomadator for xmas. Tri-boob lady flashbacks. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

I wish we could be topless at work without reprecussions.  There was a throwdown at a fast food joint cuz a woman rejected a man's advances and that dude is a pussy.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Oregon Trail the musical is comin' our way, whether you want it er no.  Fine dining for dogs.  Bombs washing ashore!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Send noods and I'll make sloop. Pizza Pthursday! WTH is raw poo?  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Some empty box got herself stuck in a dryer on a dare.  Velma needs to get on my face ASAP. Whores love dressing like Harley Quinn.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Jennifer's bf talks too dang much.  There's a stank in the studio and it's the chair.   Nickelbuck.   See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We ended up in the Prince rabbit hole and it gets weird! Mr Skin checks in.  The Dahmer fever is in full effect.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

So what, you rescued a cat in a hurricane, GOOOOD 4 YOU.  Sex robots are going to wage nuclear war and kill us all.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Coolio died. National Covfefe Day. Pizza Pthursday.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Some woman shot and skinned a husky and tried to tell everyone it was a wolf.  The friendly skies are TERRIFYING. Lulu has a birthday Fake at 8 for us! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Sex Fix is a battle for the butthole.  We need a National Bob Ross Day.  What is up with that rash?  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It's National Pancake Day, but we'd rather talk about crepes.  The Wisco/Tombstone connection is made, and who the hell busts out a machete before 9am?  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

I got the best nickname of all time this morning, and I'm effin' pretty proud of it.  Strip mall butt lifts are bad, mkay? STOP HOLDING YOUR FARTS IN FFS! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What the hell happened in Lyndon Station? Pizza Pthursday and Trixie's Pick 6 Craft beer review.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Why wear a band shirt if you don' t listen to the band? It makes no sense to me! Dead in a public bathroom for 4 days?!?! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

National Pepperoni Pizza Day in full effect.  We have a Karen. RIP Scrunchee lady.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Friggin' Gene Simmons was at friggin' Cheese Days and now everyone needs antibiotics. What happened to Bob Evans? The origin of "Yaaaaar ." See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Terrible parenting, pain free tats, awful kids and corn puns, it's Friday.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Danger finds out what the eggplant emoji means. Brett Favre is a POS and Pizza Pthursday!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Crue fans slightly offended, mostly ill about wieners everywhere. Sex Fix has no sex in it! Cheating via anal beads.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Sit down, shut up, or get your ass kicked by the school bus driver. National chocolate milkshake day, ope, just gained 10 lbs typing that.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A couple knuckleheads hatched the worst plan to make work easier for them.  A police officer gets busted ordering hookers while at a Polygraph Conference.   See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

He emerged from the swamp reborn and with only one arm.  Pizza Pthursday, and Trixie's in with Peter from Starkweather Brewing Company with the Pick 6 Craft Beer Review.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

THEY TOOK HIS EXTRA THUMBS WITHOUT HIS CONSENT!!!  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Throwing ropes and riding skateboard, a talent few possess.  Baby Dick in da house.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.